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[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that everybody has forgotten about this cracky drabble series of mine because it's been that long since the last part, but my summary will get you up to speed.  *Coughs*  Tiger!Zoro likes to hump NotSanji!Sanji on a tropical island but has switched places with Zoro!Zoro who does not in any way want to hump Sanji!Sanji or NotSanji!Sanji.  Or does he?!  And NotSanji!Sanji is wearing this outfit during this time.  I'm sure everything will make perfect sense now.

Title:  An Attempt Towards Rationale
Part:  4/8
Series:  The Adventures of Lost Zoros
Word Count:  205
Pairing(s):  Zoro/Sanji, Zoro/Sanji 
Rating: PG
Disclaimer:  I continue to own nothing and have resolved to drown my pain with cheap rum.

“I don’t understand what you’re talking about.  That shitty old man used to be a pirate but I haven’t seen him in years.  And I’ve never been a pirate, seaweed cat.”  Sanji cast his eyes towards the sky and sighed, long legs sprawled out on the broken wood floor.

 

Zoro sighed as well.  Sanji was more annoying when he was being completely stupid instead of mostly.  At least he wasn’t naked anymore.  That was definitely a relief.  Although the patched and worn chef’s outfit he was wearing was disturbingly different than his usual attire.  The hat was certainly not cute on him.

 

“I’m not a damned cat, idiot cook.”  Zoro slumped against the wall of the shipwrecked boat that Sanji had apparently turned into a home.  “And we don’t live on this island and we’re not sleeping together!”

 

The last part was said rather louder than was strictly necessary.  Sanji huffed and drew his knees to his chest.

 

“Fine with me,” he snapped and looked away, jabbing his chin into his arms.

 

Zoro snorted at the cook’s pouting and also resolutely looked away.

 

Silence reigned for a good five minutes.

 

Finally, in a hard, annoyed tone:  “What’s so bad about sleeping with me, dumb shit?” 

Previous Parts:  Part One Part Two Part Three

Comments

[yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com]

YAY! More Lost Zoros!

XD I hadn't given any thought to what the other Zoro would be going through, but I'm glad you did because I'm just as intrigued by how he reacts as I am by tiger!Zoro. And the poor poor Sanjis... XD

Btw, your summary rocked. "Or does he" indeed.

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

Oh, he totally does.

I think it's funny that Tiger!Zoro reacts better than ours. Kitties are just better-adjusted, I guess.

Thank you!

[orange-smaug.livejournal.com]

seaweed cat
Nice to see some things don't change XD.

And it's so easy to hear the pout in the last line. Absolutely no objections to seeing this continued :D.

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

It's ridiculous how long I thought about what that Sanji would call Zoro as an affectionate insult. I mean, it was wicked obvious. I am a dork.

Absolutely no objections to seeing this continued :D.

I aim to please. You and your baby crocodile icon. So cute!

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

*finally gets it* Oh. Oooh. Oh! There are two sets. O.O

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am a master sneak-ninja of being crap at setting things up. Um, the odd-numbered parts are going to be Tiger!Zoro and the evens are Zoro!Zoro. At least until the last couple of parts where everything just falls apart into total and ridiculous crack.

*Strokes your icon* He looks so mad!

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Oooh.

Heheh, it's not so much mad as determined ^.^

Wanna chat? I'll show you the next scene image ^.~

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait. You mean the specially placed Zoro!Tiger XD (Not the one I had up)

Well...he's not mad either, really. More like a regular Zoro scowl <3 He's probably deciding whether he's more hungry than horny or vice verse. (Have you ever seen that doujinshi?)

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

*cheers* I am so happy to see that there is more of this fic! I was only a few days ago that I was wondering to myself if you were going to continue it... and I'm glad you did!

And your summary pwns. I was like, whoa. XD

[eternallove-495.livejournal.com]

Does this story still have, like, you know, other chapters? 'Cause it's so interesting and it would be a shame if there's none...