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Title: Assasins Can Have Fun Too
Rating: R for swearing.
Word Count: Don't care D:
Pairing: Implied RobuJyabu
Topic: Nah.
Back, and writing stories so my sister will buy me Maplepoints. :D




"I have a hypothesis."

Lucci stared into his drink, the ice floating on the swirling brown surface.

Jyabura glared over at Lucci, rocking back and forth from the ridiculous amounts of alcohol he had consumed to prove that he was "a better man".

"Uh... whattafuck?"

Lucci picked up his drink, swirling it around a bit.

"I believe that I can down this entire shot of whiskey faster than you can complete a sentence, Jyabura."

Jyabura grinned and glanced over at the other members of CP9, who were running around the back of Enies Lobby's bar like idiots.

"Yoyooooooooooi~~~~~~~~~~~!~! Drunkenness isn't honorable, everyone~!"

"Chapapapapapapapapapapapapapa~! What the hell, Kumadori~?"

"...if I made a door in the air here, I could fuck you through your pants, Kalifa..."

"That's very rude, Blueno! And sexual harassment! And yet, Irresistably hoooooot..."

The wolfman glanced back over at Lucci, nodding his head. "I'll do it... it... it... yeah, sure, it..."

Lucci smiled a small smile and picked up his drink, glancing at Jyabura. "Begin."

Jyabura grinned and opened his mouth. "Well, uh, I can, can, you know, make a, you know, thing, starts with S-"

"Done."

Lucci slammed his glass down on the counter, smiling. "And I believe I win."

Jyabura glared. "So whaddya, you know, uh... win?"

Lucci smirked again, getting up and walking past Jyabura.

"Only the knowledge that I am still the best."

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And sexual harassment!

Hee hee...