It was SUPPOSED to be angsty, but eh.
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Where the Emergency Food Supply Saves the Day, and Not in the Way You Think He Did or Chopperman to the Rescue
Rating: G
Pairing: Chopper/Sanji or Nakamaship
Word Count: 299
Topic: Time
Five days are nothing, he tells them, smiling calmly while his hands work on chopping up dwindling vegetables and stirring thin porridge in a pot that is more water than rice. He's done everything he can to make the food last while staying as nutritional as possible; at this rate, they'll have enough to go on for another week before they run out completely.
Yourself, idiot, Usopp says later, and the others don't touch their plates. Not even Luffy, though that's mostly Nami restraining him by tying his hands behind his back and gagging him with his sandals. You haven't eaten.
Five days are nothing. He waves off the concern with his cigarette, and threatens them to eat before he sets it all on fire, and then they'd really start starving.
Chopper finds him curled over the galley table later, and the others watch from the porthole as the reindeer forces gastric pills down his throat, tries to make him actually eat something. But Sanji strongly rejects any offer of food.
I can handle starvation better than you idiots can, he argues, while the doctor pins him down in Heavy Point.
Which is why you'll die faster, because a human body can only go through so much, Chopper snarls back. There's enough for all, and we're not losing the only cook we have on board.
Sanji relaxes somewhat at that, already too weak to put up much of a struggle, and he passes out in the doctor's arms. But he smirks gratefully at the reindeer before doing so, and then the others watch as Chopper bodily drops the cook to twirl ecstatically around the galley, because the asshole being thankful doesn't make him happy at all, dammit.
Rating: G
Pairing: Chopper/Sanji or Nakamaship
Word Count: 299
Topic: Time
Five days are nothing, he tells them, smiling calmly while his hands work on chopping up dwindling vegetables and stirring thin porridge in a pot that is more water than rice. He's done everything he can to make the food last while staying as nutritional as possible; at this rate, they'll have enough to go on for another week before they run out completely.
Yourself, idiot, Usopp says later, and the others don't touch their plates. Not even Luffy, though that's mostly Nami restraining him by tying his hands behind his back and gagging him with his sandals. You haven't eaten.
Five days are nothing. He waves off the concern with his cigarette, and threatens them to eat before he sets it all on fire, and then they'd really start starving.
Chopper finds him curled over the galley table later, and the others watch from the porthole as the reindeer forces gastric pills down his throat, tries to make him actually eat something. But Sanji strongly rejects any offer of food.
I can handle starvation better than you idiots can, he argues, while the doctor pins him down in Heavy Point.
Which is why you'll die faster, because a human body can only go through so much, Chopper snarls back. There's enough for all, and we're not losing the only cook we have on board.
Sanji relaxes somewhat at that, already too weak to put up much of a struggle, and he passes out in the doctor's arms. But he smirks gratefully at the reindeer before doing so, and then the others watch as Chopper bodily drops the cook to twirl ecstatically around the galley, because the asshole being thankful doesn't make him happy at all, dammit.
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Date: 2006-08-11 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-11 08:57 am (UTC)This is one of those fics you could actually see happening ^_^
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Date: 2006-08-11 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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