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Title: Type: Angry Drunk
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ace/Zoro, implied Zoro/Sanji
Words: 300
Comments: Doing a bit of a series here though the events aren't necessarily related.

At some point Zoro had dozed off -- the crew knew as a rule, when he was drinking heavily and fell asleep it was best to let him lie. Except for Nami who occasionally would grow fed up with his snoring and kick him out of the galley forcibly for a moment of quiet. Their guest, however did not have this knowledge. Or in fact, the self-control for when he woke Zoro by flopping against him at the galley table, his fork was still in his hand.

"Oi, teme!" Zoro snarled, lurching from his comfortable doze with a sharpness in his eye. For lack of clothing to grab, his hand closed threateningly on the strings that hung from Ace's hat.

The freckled boy though was oblivious to Zoro's seething, a ridiculous expression on his sleeping face as his head flopped to the side in Zoro's grasp. An angry shake though revived Ace and he blinked into Zoro's face unknowingly. "Eh? Doko?"

"You trying to start something, *oniichan*?" Zoro growled with liquor-soaked breath.

Ace's lip curled slightly with distaste, leaning away from Zoro's invasion of his space. "I've no interest in causing unrest in my brother's crew," he responded.

"You think I couldn't take you?" Zoro shot back, only a slight slur in his voice. When Ace gave him no aggressive response, he shoved the other man away. "Che. You're no fun."

A bit of surprise showed on Ace's face at the words and then he smirked at Zoro askance. "Unlike... Sanji-kun? Is he fun?" he murmured, voice silky.

Zoro's eyes narrowed, his nostrils flared. "Ero-mera... shut your mouth."

Ace snickered faintly and when he spoke again his voice was quiet, his breath was hot on Zoro's ear, upsetting the gold ingots that dangled there. "I could be fun."