I bet you can't!
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onepieceyaoi100Title: No Deal.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, Robin/Nami
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 293
Topic: Cold
I was fast with this one! XD I thought of it driving! My head is a strange and wonderful place, sometimes. ::nods at self proudly::
I hope you all enjoy!
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, Robin/Nami
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 293
Topic: Cold
I was fast with this one! XD I thought of it driving! My head is a strange and wonderful place, sometimes. ::nods at self proudly::
I hope you all enjoy!
“You can’t do it.”
“Shut up, Marimo!”
“Man, you SO can’t do it! I BET you can’t!”
“Psh. I can to..” A bead of sweat ran towards Sanji’s chin at the thought of it.
“I bet you... ANYTHING that you won’t.”
Sanji’s mind became a pool of jello at the thought; Zoro seemed to notice. He smirked.
“Even that.” Yes, jello. With those weird little pieces of fruit floating inside it.
Just then the tapping of heels heralded the girls’ entrances into the galley.
“Sanji, can you get us some ice cream? It’s hot-“
“G-get it yourselves!”
Nami looked up from her book, Robin’s eye on the page blinked and she seemed to be surprised from her spot near the door.
“So cold,”
Sanji and Zoro were both shaking, one from the force of the apologies rising from his gut, the other from barely muffled laughter. Sweat poured from Sanji’s face. The snap of his restraint, as he grabbed Nami’s leg, was audible.
“I’M SO SORRY NAMI-SWAN! MAY I LIVE IN AN ETERNAL TORMENT OF FALLEN CAKES AND SEPARATED MERINGUES FOR THE PAIN I HAVE CAUSED YOU! I WILL NEVER DESERVE TO BEHOLD Y–“
“Jeez! You’re so weak, Cook! ‘Deal’s off!”
“-OU AGAI– WHAAAT!? NO I’M NOT! I DID IT! I JUST HAD-“
Zoro smirked and strolled out of the galley and up the stairs, Sanji making a ruckus close behind him. As Nami was left confused at explosion of strangeness, a small trail of hands shifted two treats from the freezer to the girls’ hands.
“What just happened, Robin?”
She opened her wrapper slowly.
“I’ve found, in my time on this ship, it’s best not to ask.”
Nami nodded and watched as Robin walked from the room eating her ice cream.
“Shut up, Marimo!”
“Man, you SO can’t do it! I BET you can’t!”
“Psh. I can to..” A bead of sweat ran towards Sanji’s chin at the thought of it.
“I bet you... ANYTHING that you won’t.”
Sanji’s mind became a pool of jello at the thought; Zoro seemed to notice. He smirked.
“Even that.” Yes, jello. With those weird little pieces of fruit floating inside it.
Just then the tapping of heels heralded the girls’ entrances into the galley.
“Sanji, can you get us some ice cream? It’s hot-“
“G-get it yourselves!”
Nami looked up from her book, Robin’s eye on the page blinked and she seemed to be surprised from her spot near the door.
“So cold,”
Sanji and Zoro were both shaking, one from the force of the apologies rising from his gut, the other from barely muffled laughter. Sweat poured from Sanji’s face. The snap of his restraint, as he grabbed Nami’s leg, was audible.
“I’M SO SORRY NAMI-SWAN! MAY I LIVE IN AN ETERNAL TORMENT OF FALLEN CAKES AND SEPARATED MERINGUES FOR THE PAIN I HAVE CAUSED YOU! I WILL NEVER DESERVE TO BEHOLD Y–“
“Jeez! You’re so weak, Cook! ‘Deal’s off!”
“-OU AGAI– WHAAAT!? NO I’M NOT! I DID IT! I JUST HAD-“
Zoro smirked and strolled out of the galley and up the stairs, Sanji making a ruckus close behind him. As Nami was left confused at explosion of strangeness, a small trail of hands shifted two treats from the freezer to the girls’ hands.
“What just happened, Robin?”
She opened her wrapper slowly.
“I’ve found, in my time on this ship, it’s best not to ask.”
Nami nodded and watched as Robin walked from the room eating her ice cream.
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Date: 2006-08-17 02:48 am (UTC)i agree - they are weird. and so are the metaphorical pieces of fruit in sanji's brain.
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Date: 2006-08-17 09:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 09:25 am (UTC)Thanx! X3
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Date: 2006-08-17 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-19 12:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 04:03 pm (UTC)...and yet, the girls did have to get their own ice cream. SANJI FOLLOWED ZORO EVEN AFTER HIS LOVELIES REQUESTED SOMETHING! It's obviously true love. ^^
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Date: 2006-08-19 12:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-18 05:37 pm (UTC)I mean,
"MAY I LIVE IN AN ETERNAL TORMENT OF FALLEN CAKES AND SEPARATED MERINGUES FOR THE PAIN I HAVE CAUSED YOU! I WILL NEVER DESERVE TO BEHOLD Y-"
= XD! How he suffers! AND he lost the bet, even about "that" (about which we all wonder what might be, of course 0:)
Poor poor Sanji... why does everyone here ove to make him suffer?
Btw, I think you mean "too" instead of "to" in the fourth line ;)
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Date: 2006-08-19 12:50 pm (UTC)Oh, .. and thanks! =3 I'm glad you liked it! I think it's the eyebrow that make us torture him. Kinda like a target for all bad things, huh?