Title: A Stowaway
Rating: G
Pairing: Ben + Shanks
Word Count: 408
I know it’s technically too long, but since it doesn’t count I figured it was ok. No warnings, just fluff.
“Looky what I found! We have a stowaway!”
Ben looked up from the latest inventory as Shanks wobbled through the door. They were nearly ready to depart, the crew on a final night of shore leave. It was the perfect opportunity for Ben to get some work done, until Shanks decided to keep him company. Of course, Shanks’ company consisted of him fiddling around the cabin, pestering Ben with pointless questions, and whining that he was bored. The only solution was for Ben to send him on an errand, one that would keep him occupied. Unexpectedly flush with cash, Ben had decided the crew deserved some good alcohol for a change. It happened to be hidden in with the more boring essentials like sail cloth and fishing line, but he’d take the risk of Shanks drinking most of it if it would get the captain out of his hair. His ploy had worked; Shanks had been gone for well over two hours, likely enjoying the liqour. But now he was back, and carrying…was that a kitten?
“I found it in the crate. It was lickin’ up all the whiskey from a cracked bottle. Isn’t it cute?”
Ben repressed a sigh as Shanks shoved the tiny ball of orange fur in his face. Great, a drunk captain and a drunk kitten, just what he needed to wrap up the night.
“Can we keep it? It can catch rats and stuff and I can drink with it when you’re busy.”
“Look, I realize you’re intoxicated, but you should know it’s a bad idea to give animals alcohol. And we don’t normally have a problem with rats.”
“Awww. Does that mean I can’t keep it? I really wanna.”
Ben pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to repress the incoming headache. Taking care of the kitten would obviously fall to him. On the other hand, Shanks was really good at looking pathetic when he was drunk.
“You’re the captain. It’s up to you.”
“Hey, that’s right. It IS my decision. OK, well, Jameson here, since that’s what it was drinkin’, is the newest member of the crew.”
Several hours and too little paperwork later, Ben lay in bed. Shanks was snoring loudly in one ear, arm sprawled across Ben’s chest. Jameson had decided to sleep on top of his head, and was purring into the other ear. It was noisy, but somehow he didn’t mind as he drifted off to sleep.
Rating: G
Pairing: Ben + Shanks
Word Count: 408
I know it’s technically too long, but since it doesn’t count I figured it was ok. No warnings, just fluff.
“Looky what I found! We have a stowaway!”
Ben looked up from the latest inventory as Shanks wobbled through the door. They were nearly ready to depart, the crew on a final night of shore leave. It was the perfect opportunity for Ben to get some work done, until Shanks decided to keep him company. Of course, Shanks’ company consisted of him fiddling around the cabin, pestering Ben with pointless questions, and whining that he was bored. The only solution was for Ben to send him on an errand, one that would keep him occupied. Unexpectedly flush with cash, Ben had decided the crew deserved some good alcohol for a change. It happened to be hidden in with the more boring essentials like sail cloth and fishing line, but he’d take the risk of Shanks drinking most of it if it would get the captain out of his hair. His ploy had worked; Shanks had been gone for well over two hours, likely enjoying the liqour. But now he was back, and carrying…was that a kitten?
“I found it in the crate. It was lickin’ up all the whiskey from a cracked bottle. Isn’t it cute?”
Ben repressed a sigh as Shanks shoved the tiny ball of orange fur in his face. Great, a drunk captain and a drunk kitten, just what he needed to wrap up the night.
“Can we keep it? It can catch rats and stuff and I can drink with it when you’re busy.”
“Look, I realize you’re intoxicated, but you should know it’s a bad idea to give animals alcohol. And we don’t normally have a problem with rats.”
“Awww. Does that mean I can’t keep it? I really wanna.”
Ben pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to repress the incoming headache. Taking care of the kitten would obviously fall to him. On the other hand, Shanks was really good at looking pathetic when he was drunk.
“You’re the captain. It’s up to you.”
“Hey, that’s right. It IS my decision. OK, well, Jameson here, since that’s what it was drinkin’, is the newest member of the crew.”
Several hours and too little paperwork later, Ben lay in bed. Shanks was snoring loudly in one ear, arm sprawled across Ben’s chest. Jameson had decided to sleep on top of his head, and was purring into the other ear. It was noisy, but somehow he didn’t mind as he drifted off to sleep.
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Date: 2004-05-09 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-10 12:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-11 05:30 pm (UTC)*ahem*
Makoto and I had sort of discussed this, and had serious plans to write about Shanks and a stowaway cat.
Except this one was white.
And Shanks didn't have nearly as cool and interesting way of naming it.
You rock.
But you scare me. o_o :p
-k.
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Date: 2004-05-12 05:11 am (UTC)Yeah, Shanks totally needs a cat. It's weird, but now that Jameson is in existence, I keep coming up with stupid little cat stories for Shanks' crew. If we ever have an animal or pet theme, I'm set.
Psh...you don't need to apologize!
Date: 2004-05-12 01:25 pm (UTC)Shanks and a cat just works.
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Date: 2004-05-12 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-29 02:37 pm (UTC)I can hear Luffy now - "Shanks took a KITTEN but not ME?!" followed by "So all I gotta do for Shanks to take me with him was to get him DRUNK?!"