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onepieceyaoi100Title: Better Safe then Sorry. No, Really.
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp + Chopper
Rating: PG-15 for crack and suggestions. Yes, it's one of those kind of stories. XD
Topic: Exhaustion (barely.)
Word Count: 297
A/N: Because I wanted to see if it was possible to NOT produce anymore Luffy/Usopp angst like the Luffy/Usopp angst whore I am. ;___; Oh well, something that's hopefully brighter for everyone in the community!
"Oh god, Luffyyyy," came a distinctively Usopp-ish wail, panting and wanton from within the galley where Sanji had exited nearly a hour ago, "I can't take it anymorrrre...!"
Chopper froze with one hoof over the door handle.
He was just going in to grab the textbook he'd left on the table, that was all; he really hadn't planned on hearing anything, and it must have been his mind playing tricks on him because dammit he was certain Luffy wasn't even sexually active yet much less mature in that area and Usopp wasn't gay the last time he'd checked but that wail had bordered on sounding almost orgasmic and it was all very, very wrong and -
- and Luffy chose that moment to gasp out the sniper's name, and there was something that sounded like a table banging against the wood. Chopper scrunched his eyes shut.
It's probably just one of those stupid situations where you think someone's going at it, but really they're not, because you're just a huge, horny closet pervert mishearing everything like that so that means Luffy and Usopp probably aren't going at it and I really am just a huge, hor - wait, I do have horns – djrhgdj -
"I am going! To get! My! TEXTBOOK!" Chopper shrieked, and slammed the door open.
Luffy blinked.
Usopp screamed.
Chopper went completely white.
"OhmygodC-C-Chopperwhatareyoudoingher - i-i-it's not what - we weren't - L-Luffy, say somethi - "
"Do you mind?" Luffy's face was blank, his hands still gripping the sniper's bare hips. "We're kinda busy here."
"LUFFY! You are NOT supposed to affirm the fact that we were... Chopper? You're tilting sidew - Chopper?! OI! DON'T DIE ON US!"
"...He could have at least remembered to close the door," Luffy mused, sulking, before resuming the task at hand.
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp + Chopper
Rating: PG-15 for crack and suggestions. Yes, it's one of those kind of stories. XD
Topic: Exhaustion (barely.)
Word Count: 297
A/N: Because I wanted to see if it was possible to NOT produce anymore Luffy/Usopp angst like the Luffy/Usopp angst whore I am. ;___; Oh well, something that's hopefully brighter for everyone in the community!
"Oh god, Luffyyyy," came a distinctively Usopp-ish wail, panting and wanton from within the galley where Sanji had exited nearly a hour ago, "I can't take it anymorrrre...!"
Chopper froze with one hoof over the door handle.
He was just going in to grab the textbook he'd left on the table, that was all; he really hadn't planned on hearing anything, and it must have been his mind playing tricks on him because dammit he was certain Luffy wasn't even sexually active yet much less mature in that area and Usopp wasn't gay the last time he'd checked but that wail had bordered on sounding almost orgasmic and it was all very, very wrong and -
- and Luffy chose that moment to gasp out the sniper's name, and there was something that sounded like a table banging against the wood. Chopper scrunched his eyes shut.
It's probably just one of those stupid situations where you think someone's going at it, but really they're not, because you're just a huge, horny closet pervert mishearing everything like that so that means Luffy and Usopp probably aren't going at it and I really am just a huge, hor - wait, I do have horns – djrhgdj -
"I am going! To get! My! TEXTBOOK!" Chopper shrieked, and slammed the door open.
Luffy blinked.
Usopp screamed.
Chopper went completely white.
"OhmygodC-C-Chopperwhatareyoudoingher - i-i-it's not what - we weren't - L-Luffy, say somethi - "
"Do you mind?" Luffy's face was blank, his hands still gripping the sniper's bare hips. "We're kinda busy here."
"LUFFY! You are NOT supposed to affirm the fact that we were... Chopper? You're tilting sidew - Chopper?! OI! DON'T DIE ON US!"
"...He could have at least remembered to close the door," Luffy mused, sulking, before resuming the task at hand.
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Date: 2006-08-29 08:22 am (UTC)Poor Chopper, his attempt at logic was so good too.
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Date: 2006-08-29 01:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-29 01:52 pm (UTC)Chopper as a huge, horny closet pervert... OMG that is brilliant!
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Date: 2006-08-29 03:12 pm (UTC)XD I love the way that bit of innocence at the end totally makes it more Chopper. This was a hilarious idea, thanks for brightening up the list. ^^
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Date: 2006-08-29 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-29 04:05 pm (UTC)I love the twist and Chopper's inner monologue...and Luffy's last line just wins. XDD
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Date: 2006-08-29 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 02:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 03:48 am (UTC)sense? what sense demandeth thou? tired now, must rest.
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Date: 2006-08-30 07:24 pm (UTC)"Do you mind?" Luffy's face was blank, his hands still gripping the sniper's bare hips. "We're kinda busy here."
I absolutely love Usopp and Luffy's contrasting reactions. And Chopper's inner monologue officially wins. XD
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Date: 2007-01-23 04:09 am (UTC)AHAHAHAHAHAHA WIIIIIN XDDDD