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Aug. 29th, 2006 09:54 pmTitle: Do Devil's Fruits cause hormone imbalances?
Pairing: ZoLu
Topic: Exhaustion
Word count: 298
Rating: PG-15 (ish?... If the last post was PG-15, then this must be as well...)
Disclaimer: Don't own One Piece. If I did, Franky would wear trousers.
“Zorooooo…” There it was again. That soft, wheedling tone that Roronoa Zoro had come to dread hearing from his captain.
“Zorooooo…” he feigned sleep, desperately willing Luffy to go away, even as he realised the futility of the act.
Two skinny little arms wormed their way under the blanket. As Luffy softly nuzzled his neck, Zoro was unable to suppress a small sigh.
Luffy giggled: “I knew you were awake! Why were you pretending to be asleep, silly Zoro?”
“So you’d leave me alone for once.” He muttered, turning to face the wall.
Luffy was undeterred. “You’re funny, Zoro,” hr giggled again, his hand snaking down Zoro’s torso to his crotch and giving what he found there a determined squeeze. Then another. And another. Each more frantic than the last.
“It’s still all soft!” he exclaimed in alarm. “Is it broken?”
“No it is not broken! I’m just tired. We’ve done it five times today, anyone would have trouble getting it up after-”
“Mine’s fine,” declared Luffy, grabbing Zoro’s hand and thrusting it into his own crotch. “See?”
Judging by the sizeable bulge in the front of Luffy’s jeans, it was more than “fine”. Did Devil’s Fruits cause hormone imbalances, Zoro barely had time to wonder, as Luffy rolled him over impatiently and straddled him, licking his neck teasingly.
Zoro let out an involuntary gasp. Nobody could deny that Luffy had learnt to push the right buttons. A combination of this and the natural testosterone of a teenager soon had the disired effect.
“It got better!” Luffy cried triumphantly, tearing off both their clothes and wrapping himself around his first mate who gave in and weakly submitted to the sixth round of love-making in twenty four hours.
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Date: 2006-08-29 09:08 pm (UTC)just.
:D I love you.
xDDDD
*Gigglesnort* just. DEAD!
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Date: 2006-08-30 08:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 08:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 08:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-29 10:08 pm (UTC)“It got better!” XDDD
And uke!Zoro always pwns. Liek woah.
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Date: 2006-08-30 08:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-29 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 06:18 pm (UTC)“Mine’s fine,” declared Luffy, grabbing Zoro’s hand and thrusting it into his own crotch. “See?” XDDD So much love for this!
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Date: 2006-08-30 07:34 pm (UTC)That's all I can come up with at the moment. :D
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:21 am (UTC)