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onepieceyaoi100Title: Womanly Advice
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Topic: Woman
"Sanji seems to be in quite a mood, ne Zoro," Nami cheerfully sang out.
Nami was rewarded with a glare that would have caused the hardiest man to go pale. A wide smile on her face, she sat down next to Zoro and continued.
"You seem… frustrated,"
The statement did its job. She could see Zoro stiffen in rage, before he growled, "Go. Now."
Taking no heed to the order, Nami sighed before saying, "Poor Sanji’s quite upset. He told Robin about it. Apparently, he's quite sensitive about being told he was womanly."
Patiently, Nami let Zoro curse her, her ancestors, her future descendants, cutting him off when he started shouting about how she, like all women, was descended from the devil.
"Really Zoro, that's no way to treat someone who's here to help you," she stated condescendingly.
"And how are you helping me," Zoro snarled, his fingers beginning to twitch.
"You're just going to have to find a way of proving to Sanji that you acknowledge his masculinity.” Smirking as she saw Zoro's brows furrow, she leaned close to him and whispered, "You're going to have to, what was it you told him he did?"
Watching Zoro's face carefully, she leaned even closer before going on. "Oh, yes, you told Sanji-kun that he fussed like a girl before sex but wound up taking it like one in the end. That's what you're going have to do."
Watching the rage blossom across Zoro’s face, she quickly added, "It's the only way he's ever going to have sex with you again," in a sing song voice. “And you're interest has doubled as payment."
Swiftly standing up, Nami, couldn’t help but grin at the enraged sputtering behind her. Yes, soon the delicate balance on the ship would be righted again.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Topic: Woman
"Sanji seems to be in quite a mood, ne Zoro," Nami cheerfully sang out.
Nami was rewarded with a glare that would have caused the hardiest man to go pale. A wide smile on her face, she sat down next to Zoro and continued.
"You seem… frustrated,"
The statement did its job. She could see Zoro stiffen in rage, before he growled, "Go. Now."
Taking no heed to the order, Nami sighed before saying, "Poor Sanji’s quite upset. He told Robin about it. Apparently, he's quite sensitive about being told he was womanly."
Patiently, Nami let Zoro curse her, her ancestors, her future descendants, cutting him off when he started shouting about how she, like all women, was descended from the devil.
"Really Zoro, that's no way to treat someone who's here to help you," she stated condescendingly.
"And how are you helping me," Zoro snarled, his fingers beginning to twitch.
"You're just going to have to find a way of proving to Sanji that you acknowledge his masculinity.” Smirking as she saw Zoro's brows furrow, she leaned close to him and whispered, "You're going to have to, what was it you told him he did?"
Watching Zoro's face carefully, she leaned even closer before going on. "Oh, yes, you told Sanji-kun that he fussed like a girl before sex but wound up taking it like one in the end. That's what you're going have to do."
Watching the rage blossom across Zoro’s face, she quickly added, "It's the only way he's ever going to have sex with you again," in a sing song voice. “And you're interest has doubled as payment."
Swiftly standing up, Nami, couldn’t help but grin at the enraged sputtering behind her. Yes, soon the delicate balance on the ship would be righted again.
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Date: 2006-09-04 01:32 am (UTC)Oh, yes, you told Sanji-kun that he fussed like a girl before sex but wound up taking it like one in the end.
Just one line...and it's enough to make me SQEE! (But Nami didn't tell Zoro what to do exactly, hey?)XDD I wish she did.
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Date: 2006-09-04 04:17 am (UTC)Haha. "Ok Zoro, first you do this, than this when you bottom for Sanji." But then, he was so pissed off at her at the time he probably wouldn't have listened.
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Date: 2006-09-04 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-04 10:14 am (UTC)YES.
BRILLIANT. FUCKING BRILLIANT. Also we need next part.
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Date: 2006-09-12 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-04 06:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-05 10:25 pm (UTC)The sequel to this drabble is going to ROCK. I wonder how frequent an occurence seme!Sanji really is? I bet it's more often that Zoro would admit XD
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Date: 2006-09-05 11:21 pm (UTC)I like to think Sanji gets to top a lot more often than we hear about in the fandom... ^^ I mean, if some of us think Zoro's the hottest thing ever when he bottoms, I'm sure Sanji does as well... XD
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Date: 2006-09-05 11:26 pm (UTC)I've forgotten the pun I was going to make THANK GOD - I just remember it was something really awful to do with Zoro's "opening" >_
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Date: 2006-09-06 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-06 03:36 am (UTC)Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Sanji enjoys the view from above as often if not more so than Zoro. <3
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Date: 2006-09-06 03:03 am (UTC)