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onepieceyaoi100Title: It's All About Choice
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 297
Pairing:Nakamaship Implied Everyone/Everyone. XD Minus the women.
Topic: Women
A/N: Was rifling through my old fics on my hard drive and found this. Promptly whittled 500 words down to 300. XD And nothing is supposed to make sense here. XD
"So here’s the thing," said Nami, smiling quite cheerfully, and Robin was pretending to read a book somewhere behind her, "We have women - two perfectly healthy, caring, buxom, attractive women - on board this ship."
"Er," said all five boys of the Going Merry in unison.
"And after several months of hearing the galley table creak while Sanji-kun screams in synchronization, climbing into the crow’s nest only to find oil slathered over the floor, Luffy’s shorts and Zoro’s swords lying quite obscurely outside the storage room, Usopp’s bandana - "
"Oi!" Usopp slammed a hand on the floor, "The Great Captain Usopp-sama is pure! I’ve got Kaya!"
"Captain Wanker," Zoro muttered.
"You shut up! I’ve got needs, too!"
"There are women on board this ship," Nami repeated, eyebrow twitching, "and all you guys ever do is screw each other senseless."
Luffy frowned, blankly. "Well, we can screw you both senseless too, you know…"
Sanji’s kick sent him flying into the wall.
"Don’t speak to the ladies that way!"
Zoro yawned. "Don’t see why you’re bringing this up."
"Curiosity," Nami grit out. "And it’s not possible for all the men on one ship to be simultaneously gay!"
"We’re not gay!" Luffy yelped, scrambling back to his seat, picking wood splinters out of his rear, "It’s just, um, well…"
"Convenient," Robin supplied.
"Yeah," Luffy echoed firmly, assuming the Captain Stance. "Conniving."
Chopper sweated. "Luffy…"
"I mean, babies come from making sex, right?" the rubberman continued, unabashedly, "and I can’t get Zoro pregnant ‘cos he’s a guy."
Sanji froze, whirled on the swordsman. "Luffy tops you?"
Zoro shrugged.
"Bastard! How come I never get to top?!"
"Peg boy," Usopp smirked, and promptly got his nose smashed in.
Luffy burst out laughing. "I’m the Captain - I top everybody!"
"IDIOTS," Nami screeched.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 297
Pairing:
Topic: Women
A/N: Was rifling through my old fics on my hard drive and found this. Promptly whittled 500 words down to 300. XD And nothing is supposed to make sense here. XD
"So here’s the thing," said Nami, smiling quite cheerfully, and Robin was pretending to read a book somewhere behind her, "We have women - two perfectly healthy, caring, buxom, attractive women - on board this ship."
"Er," said all five boys of the Going Merry in unison.
"And after several months of hearing the galley table creak while Sanji-kun screams in synchronization, climbing into the crow’s nest only to find oil slathered over the floor, Luffy’s shorts and Zoro’s swords lying quite obscurely outside the storage room, Usopp’s bandana - "
"Oi!" Usopp slammed a hand on the floor, "The Great Captain Usopp-sama is pure! I’ve got Kaya!"
"Captain Wanker," Zoro muttered.
"You shut up! I’ve got needs, too!"
"There are women on board this ship," Nami repeated, eyebrow twitching, "and all you guys ever do is screw each other senseless."
Luffy frowned, blankly. "Well, we can screw you both senseless too, you know…"
Sanji’s kick sent him flying into the wall.
"Don’t speak to the ladies that way!"
Zoro yawned. "Don’t see why you’re bringing this up."
"Curiosity," Nami grit out. "And it’s not possible for all the men on one ship to be simultaneously gay!"
"We’re not gay!" Luffy yelped, scrambling back to his seat, picking wood splinters out of his rear, "It’s just, um, well…"
"Convenient," Robin supplied.
"Yeah," Luffy echoed firmly, assuming the Captain Stance. "Conniving."
Chopper sweated. "Luffy…"
"I mean, babies come from making sex, right?" the rubberman continued, unabashedly, "and I can’t get Zoro pregnant ‘cos he’s a guy."
Sanji froze, whirled on the swordsman. "Luffy tops you?"
Zoro shrugged.
"Bastard! How come I never get to top?!"
"Peg boy," Usopp smirked, and promptly got his nose smashed in.
Luffy burst out laughing. "I’m the Captain - I top everybody!"
"IDIOTS," Nami screeched.
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Date: 2006-09-06 03:17 pm (UTC)Also, Captain Wanker. :D
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Date: 2006-09-06 03:19 pm (UTC)Much love for Luffy's Captain Stance. And the fact that the Going Merry is just one giant orgy waiting to happen, if only the girls can get in there to enjoy the luvins as well.
Luffy burst out laughing. "I’m the Captain - I top everybody!" THIS IS THE UTTER TRUTH OMG.
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:08 pm (UTC)Right...sure your not.
Then again Luffy does (Surprisingly)have a valid point after all a pirate ship is no place to be raising babies.;D
Sanji froze, whirled on the swordsman. "Luffy tops you?"
Zoro shrugged.
"Bastard! How come I never get to top?!"
Love Sanji here. ^_^
And of course for some reason I just love Luffy saying 'making sex' XD
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:21 pm (UTC)Poor girls, they get horny too. (But If my roomate was a woman who could sprout multiple hands, I'm not sure I'd NEED the guys ^_~)
great drabble! Much Fun!
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:36 pm (UTC)Poor Luffy... he's just trying to be helpful... ^_^
LOL! I love this.
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:52 pm (UTC)AND SANJI ALWAYS LOSES.
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-06 05:28 pm (UTC)You know what? That makes so much sense that I'm making it personal fannon fact. It's so... PERFECT.
Poor Sanji. He would make such a mind-blowingly good top, but he's already too good as a bottom. There is no winning in his situation. (shakes head)
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Date: 2006-09-06 05:56 pm (UTC)Luffy burst out laughing. "I’m the Captain - I top everybody!"
That line killed me. KILLED ME. XD
AND SANJI ALWAYS LOSES.
Yes. Yes he does. :P
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Date: 2006-09-06 07:04 pm (UTC)I love it <3
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Date: 2006-09-06 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-06 09:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-06 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-06 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-06 10:38 pm (UTC)Never let it be said that Luffy has discriminatory tastes ;D. And the unofficial motto of this comm should probably be "Sanji Loses" XD.
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Date: 2006-09-07 12:51 am (UTC)"Yeah," Luffy echoed firmly, assuming the Captain Stance. "Conniving."
you win for that. also for zoro's complete and utter lack of concern, and sanji's ukedom. :D
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Date: 2006-09-07 12:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-07 07:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-07 07:41 am (UTC)Luffy burst out laughing. "I’m the Captain - I top everybody!"
"IDIOTS," Nami screeched.
I burst out laughing at this.XDD Loved this drabble.^__^
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Date: 2006-09-07 09:18 pm (UTC)Luffy's last line just...ahaha.
You win the internet.
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Date: 2007-06-19 04:54 am (UTC)