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[seca.livejournal.com]

Title: Dangers of the Opposite Sex
Characters: Ussop x Kaya, Sanji -> Nami, Sanji x Ussop
Word Count: 175
Rating: PG
Topic: Women
Summary: Ussop comes to realize that women can be scary.



While Ussop could go on for hours about Kaya’s virtues, he was beginning to see that there was a real danger in being infatuated with the other members of the opposite sex. Unless they were his precious Kaya of course.

Watching Sanji bend front and backwards for Nami’s every whim was a rather scary site and made the sharpshooter think the ero-cook just might be a little touched in the head. Little did he realize that Sanji was actually down right crazy, something proven when the blond cook, upon Nami’s command, took Ussop below deck then preceded to ravish him, with a camera flashing through it all.

And while it would be lie to say it was a completely horrible experience , which of course was how he described the experience to anyone who asked, it wasn’t something he really wanted to repeat. Especially if it was for the sole purpose of making Nami richer at his, and perhaps Sanji’s, expense. That and he really hoped that Nami’s magazine didn’t get circulation on Kaya’s island.

Comments

[ptps.livejournal.com]

Oh yes Usopp you poor boy. XD Kaya would bitchslap you for life. And then you'd have to wind up with Sanji anyway, because OBJECTION REJECTED.

Nami would totally own everyone on the ship, though. XD

[seca.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Nami does, though I think Robin is more of an accomplice for her business endeavors than anything else. XD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

But this begs the question: what is Kaya doing buying gay pirate porn, eh? I think, in the event that she purchases said issue of Buttpirates Monthly, she'll be horribly conflicted between "OMG MY MAN MINE GERROFF!" and "UNG. I ought to be jealous, but that's really hot." And she'll have herself a ladylike nosebleed and need to sit down for a little while. XD

[seca.livejournal.com]

I think it's more he doesn't think Kaya would buy something like that but he wouldn't put it past some of the other islanders and he's afraid they might show and tell. But your scenario is a possibilty too. XD

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Nami, you work those boys! ♥

[kashiichan.livejournal.com]

Watching Sanji bend front and backwards for Nami’s every whim was a rather scary sight

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