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onepieceyaoi100Title: Fashion Statement
Topic:Sanji Wins! Black
Word Count: 300
Rating: T
Pairing: Zoro -> Sanji, I suppose
Disclaimer: Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Zoro attempts to figure something out. Nami... helps?
Excuse: Because I *can*, and the idea was too much fun to leave alone. ;) Not that *it* would leave *me* alone, anyway.
Notes: Obviously, not up for contest-ness.
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Black, according to the fashionista aboard, was a good colour to wear because it was "slimming". Made the wearer look thinner. Deceptive, he'd grunted, and promptly got swatted over the head for not paying attention to the details. Every woman, Nami claimed, ought to own at least one "little black dress".
Conversely, the skillful application of appropriate padding widened the shoulders and gave balance to the hip line. Slimming, he'd grunted, and promptly got swatted over the head again. Every woman ought to own a nice formal jacket, too.
Longer hair was more feminine, but Nami didn't need to explain that, did she? And blondes, Nami proclaimed, simply had more fun. Of course, redheads were just... hotter. Ah, he'd grunted. Balance. And promptly got swatted over the head, just because.
Pink, incidentally, was THE "girl" colour. And it was perfect for blondes.
That was all well and fine. But Sanji had worn black to stand out, in a sea of white-clad cooks, and left his sun-pale hair loose for the same reason.
Even so, the black dress suit, the formal jacket, and the long blond hair were deceptive. They proudly proclaimed, "Here is a slight, weak man, with girlish looks and a scrawny figure to match."
Zoro knew how closely the "loosely" pleated fabric of the narrow pants skimmed Sanji's legs. Knew that the shoulder pads had come out of the jacket months ago, because they made it too tight. Knew just how impressively muscled the strong body beneath the black suit was.
It never failed to amuse him when someone underestimated the cook, judged the book by its pretty cover. Maybe blonds did have more fun.
But not even Nami could explain the apron.
"So? Take it off me, then," Sanji smirked.
Okay.
Maybe pink was good for something.
Topic:
Word Count: 300
Rating: T
Pairing: Zoro -> Sanji, I suppose
Disclaimer: Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Zoro attempts to figure something out. Nami... helps?
Excuse: Because I *can*, and the idea was too much fun to leave alone. ;) Not that *it* would leave *me* alone, anyway.
Notes: Obviously, not up for contest-ness.
~~~
Black, according to the fashionista aboard, was a good colour to wear because it was "slimming". Made the wearer look thinner. Deceptive, he'd grunted, and promptly got swatted over the head for not paying attention to the details. Every woman, Nami claimed, ought to own at least one "little black dress".
Conversely, the skillful application of appropriate padding widened the shoulders and gave balance to the hip line. Slimming, he'd grunted, and promptly got swatted over the head again. Every woman ought to own a nice formal jacket, too.
Longer hair was more feminine, but Nami didn't need to explain that, did she? And blondes, Nami proclaimed, simply had more fun. Of course, redheads were just... hotter. Ah, he'd grunted. Balance. And promptly got swatted over the head, just because.
Pink, incidentally, was THE "girl" colour. And it was perfect for blondes.
That was all well and fine. But Sanji had worn black to stand out, in a sea of white-clad cooks, and left his sun-pale hair loose for the same reason.
Even so, the black dress suit, the formal jacket, and the long blond hair were deceptive. They proudly proclaimed, "Here is a slight, weak man, with girlish looks and a scrawny figure to match."
Zoro knew how closely the "loosely" pleated fabric of the narrow pants skimmed Sanji's legs. Knew that the shoulder pads had come out of the jacket months ago, because they made it too tight. Knew just how impressively muscled the strong body beneath the black suit was.
It never failed to amuse him when someone underestimated the cook, judged the book by its pretty cover. Maybe blonds did have more fun.
But not even Nami could explain the apron.
"So? Take it off me, then," Sanji smirked.
Okay.
Maybe pink was good for something.
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Date: 2006-09-12 02:47 am (UTC)Yes, Sanji! Win!
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Date: 2006-09-12 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 12:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-12 04:00 am (UTC)Fuck, but that was... that was hot. And sexy. Guh. *melts* ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2006-09-12 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 12:59 am (UTC)Glad you liked!
(and I so totally *can't* win my own topic, but thank you!)
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Date: 2006-09-12 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 01:00 am (UTC)Oh. You meant *him*. Well, yes, yes he does, too... ;) And, yes, I'm sure they do. };)
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Date: 2006-09-13 01:10 am (UTC)And, yes, Nami is something else, huh? :)
Thanks!
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Date: 2006-09-12 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 01:11 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2006-09-13 04:21 pm (UTC)Oh, Sanji, being coy and all.
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Date: 2006-09-13 05:13 pm (UTC)*off to cheer for Zoro's shir---* oops. No, I guess we can't cheer for the shirt, it's gone already...
Nami: *WHAP* *WHAM* *dusts off hands* Boys! Wrinkles are *never* stylish! *SO* disappointed...
- silly tigress
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Date: 2006-09-13 05:56 pm (UTC):P You wren't kidding when you put your mood as mischivious.
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Date: 2006-09-13 07:13 pm (UTC)*grin*