Limericks are the spawn of the devil
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Two Really Gay Limericks
Rating: R I guess? :O
Word Count: 59
Pairing: ZoSan (woot wooooot!)
Topic: Black
When Zoro was asked for advice,
His reply to the cook was precise:
"You look hot in black...
Wait, I take that back!
Your birthday suit's also quite nice!"
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At night when surroundings are black,
And the crew are asleep in the sack,
A swordsman and blonde,
Quite viciously bond,
With a slap, thump, grunt, huff, moan and smack.
Rating: R I guess? :O
Word Count: 59
Pairing: ZoSan (woot wooooot!)
Topic: Black
When Zoro was asked for advice,
His reply to the cook was precise:
"You look hot in black...
Wait, I take that back!
Your birthday suit's also quite nice!"
***
At night when surroundings are black,
And the crew are asleep in the sack,
A swordsman and blonde,
Quite viciously bond,
With a slap, thump, grunt, huff, moan and smack.
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That must make you the devil!
Date: 2006-09-12 10:36 pm (UTC)Not only do I make sputtering noises while trying to restrain hysterical laughter, but I also want to repeat them to myself aloud to fully enjoy them. The way limericks are meant to be enjoyed. Somehow, I don't think people walking by my door would enjoy it. >.<
"With a slap, thump, grunt, huff, moan and smack." ....you're amazing. ...And WTF is with this new and "improved"?!? icon. zomg. O.O
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Date: 2006-09-12 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 08:02 am (UTC)The improve icon came to life after Peroxide and I were debating on just how difficult a kiss between those two would be in thir current form. A jagged, grinding, scraping kiss of doom.
I'm glad you like my limericks XDXD
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Date: 2006-09-13 08:04 am (UTC)♥ Glad you like darling.
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Date: 2006-09-13 07:46 pm (UTC)FUCK YOU!
*DIES OF ENVY*
♥
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Date: 2006-09-13 04:16 pm (UTC)Bestest Limericks in the WORLD!
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Date: 2006-09-13 07:47 pm (UTC)♥ thank you
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