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onepieceyaoi100Title: Comprimises
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Word Count: 295
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own OP
Continuation to
Womanly Advice
"Oi, Cook."
Sanji gritted his teeth and concentrated harder on grinding the pepper into the gravy that was simmering on the stove. Normally he'd tell the marimo to get out or throw a kick his way, but at this point Sanji wasn't even acknowledging the idiot's existence.
Stiffening as he heard a chair being dragged to the door and lodged under the handle, he pursed his lips before turning around. If Zoro thought he could just walk in for sex after what he'd said, the jackass had another thing coming. And Sanji was pretty sure that thing was a black eye and quite a few bruises.
"You can be a man and, you know, take it and everything."
True to Zoro, the statement was blunt, crude, had no sense of timing, and got the message across.
Narrowing his eyes, he leaned forward, and slowly said, "Get out." Of course the sex deprived asshole would come crawling back with attempts to appease him so Sanji would “take it like a girl again,” as Zoro had so kindly put it.
At the same moment Zoro blurted out, "I mean, you can be the guy. Who does the pounding."
Sanji stared at Zoro, not moving until the other man turned to walk out of the galley, defeated. Grabbing his shoulder, Sanji stared at him for a second, before breaking into a wide smile.
"So you're the girl tonight, eh." Pushing Zoro out of the door, Sanji slammed it shut, but not before grinning even wider at Zoro, who looked as though he was beginning to have second thoughts.
Whistling to himself, Sanji turned back to the gravy. He was a chef after all. And all Chefs knew that some things needed to be simmering before they were ready.
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Word Count: 295
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own OP
Continuation to
Womanly Advice
"Oi, Cook."
Sanji gritted his teeth and concentrated harder on grinding the pepper into the gravy that was simmering on the stove. Normally he'd tell the marimo to get out or throw a kick his way, but at this point Sanji wasn't even acknowledging the idiot's existence.
Stiffening as he heard a chair being dragged to the door and lodged under the handle, he pursed his lips before turning around. If Zoro thought he could just walk in for sex after what he'd said, the jackass had another thing coming. And Sanji was pretty sure that thing was a black eye and quite a few bruises.
"You can be a man and, you know, take it and everything."
True to Zoro, the statement was blunt, crude, had no sense of timing, and got the message across.
Narrowing his eyes, he leaned forward, and slowly said, "Get out." Of course the sex deprived asshole would come crawling back with attempts to appease him so Sanji would “take it like a girl again,” as Zoro had so kindly put it.
At the same moment Zoro blurted out, "I mean, you can be the guy. Who does the pounding."
Sanji stared at Zoro, not moving until the other man turned to walk out of the galley, defeated. Grabbing his shoulder, Sanji stared at him for a second, before breaking into a wide smile.
"So you're the girl tonight, eh." Pushing Zoro out of the door, Sanji slammed it shut, but not before grinning even wider at Zoro, who looked as though he was beginning to have second thoughts.
Whistling to himself, Sanji turned back to the gravy. He was a chef after all. And all Chefs knew that some things needed to be simmering before they were ready.
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Date: 2006-09-13 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 04:28 pm (UTC)True, it is vicious. Sanji is feeling quite justified about letting Zoro worry about it. Mean yes, but it's also deserved. And a good way to get back at Zoro.
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Date: 2006-09-13 07:55 am (UTC)YOU REALIZE ONLY A TRILOGY WILL MAKE THIS COMPLETE.
♥ Brilliant, Sanji is so devilish! XDXD And Zoro.. awwws
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Date: 2006-09-13 04:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 08:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 05:52 pm (UTC)Yeah, that line is as blunt as you can get.
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Date: 2006-09-13 01:32 pm (UTC)Even for no p0rn, the implications and the build-up that you are giving us makes the wait even better. I'm really looking forward to the continuation (just to see what trouble the boys will get into, though the p0rn is nice as well).
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Date: 2006-09-13 05:54 pm (UTC)Thanks! (And yes, porn is very nice)
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Date: 2006-09-15 02:51 pm (UTC)Ha, thanks :D