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onepieceyaoi100This was a prompt by a good friend of Kanthia's.
Kanthia apologizes in advance for the utter stupidity that follows. It's like a crack sandwich with crack maiyonnaise. And, after 426, Kanthia was so ready to write some sword angst. Ah, wells. You have to have your mushrooms from time to time.
P.S. Do not read this while eating anything resembling a mushroom.
Title: In Which Mushrooms Was Had
Rating: PG, because of mushroom abuse.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Kind of ZoCho, kind of SaNam but we can ignore that, and a little tiny bit of UsoLuCho.
Topic: The Unconventional Approach
Summary: Chopper and mushrooms do not mix well.
x x x
And so it came to pass that Chopper ingested a large amount of hallucinogens and proceeded to reconsider his place in life.
It had all started out rather innocently. Luffy had somehow found his way into a food market and had returned with a most certainly stolen jar of mushrooms- nobody had asked him about them because he felt the need to sneak them into Chopper’s medical supplies. It was, after all, going to become the captain’s secret stock of mushrooms one day.
And then there came the day when Chopper decided to take inventory and discovered a rather innocently packaged and unlabeled jar of mushrooms. Not caring for labels himself, he pondered what their use could be and decided to have a taste.
Needless to say, the comings and goings on the Going Merry got a little bit strange that afternoon.
First was the incident concerning Nami, sleeping on a deck chair. Sanji had been preparing lunch at the time and was slightly concerned yet most certainly excited when the galley door slammed open and Chopper pushed the chair and navigator in, mumbling something about a virgin sacrifice to the Heathen Gods.
Second was the fiasco involving Luffy, Usopp and a foaming-at-the-mouth Chopper, who were engaged in a game of charades until Chopper got ‘crochet’. After that the game degenerated violently.
Finally, after Robin had used these two scenarios to not only deduce what kind of mushroom it was but also which three ancient rebellions they were used in, Chopper discovered Zoro sleeping off alcohol he had purchased by winning a couple bar fights that seemed to involve burning things. Since the Heathen God’s underlings were appeased, it seemed only logical that it was time to act out His word.
Zoro woke up with Chopper buried in his crotch.
Kanthia apologizes in advance for the utter stupidity that follows. It's like a crack sandwich with crack maiyonnaise. And, after 426, Kanthia was so ready to write some sword angst. Ah, wells. You have to have your mushrooms from time to time.
P.S. Do not read this while eating anything resembling a mushroom.
Title: In Which Mushrooms Was Had
Rating: PG, because of mushroom abuse.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Kind of ZoCho, kind of SaNam but we can ignore that, and a little tiny bit of UsoLuCho.
Topic: The Unconventional Approach
Summary: Chopper and mushrooms do not mix well.
x x x
And so it came to pass that Chopper ingested a large amount of hallucinogens and proceeded to reconsider his place in life.
It had all started out rather innocently. Luffy had somehow found his way into a food market and had returned with a most certainly stolen jar of mushrooms- nobody had asked him about them because he felt the need to sneak them into Chopper’s medical supplies. It was, after all, going to become the captain’s secret stock of mushrooms one day.
And then there came the day when Chopper decided to take inventory and discovered a rather innocently packaged and unlabeled jar of mushrooms. Not caring for labels himself, he pondered what their use could be and decided to have a taste.
Needless to say, the comings and goings on the Going Merry got a little bit strange that afternoon.
First was the incident concerning Nami, sleeping on a deck chair. Sanji had been preparing lunch at the time and was slightly concerned yet most certainly excited when the galley door slammed open and Chopper pushed the chair and navigator in, mumbling something about a virgin sacrifice to the Heathen Gods.
Second was the fiasco involving Luffy, Usopp and a foaming-at-the-mouth Chopper, who were engaged in a game of charades until Chopper got ‘crochet’. After that the game degenerated violently.
Finally, after Robin had used these two scenarios to not only deduce what kind of mushroom it was but also which three ancient rebellions they were used in, Chopper discovered Zoro sleeping off alcohol he had purchased by winning a couple bar fights that seemed to involve burning things. Since the Heathen God’s underlings were appeased, it seemed only logical that it was time to act out His word.
Zoro woke up with Chopper buried in his crotch.
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Date: 2006-09-19 10:00 pm (UTC)Cubs now think I've lost my squirrel-bait. Again. Whoops.
Does Chopper even *know* what "crochet" is?
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Date: 2006-09-20 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-19 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-19 10:27 pm (UTC)And the end is beautiful as well. ^^
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Date: 2006-09-20 01:13 am (UTC)*not only deduct what kind I think the word you're looking for is actually 'deduce' :).
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Date: 2006-09-20 01:44 am (UTC)Thanks a million >.< Kanthia's voca-bu-lary is an amazing thing for mixing things up.
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Date: 2006-09-20 01:35 am (UTC)Kanthia= My hero.
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Date: 2006-09-20 01:43 am (UTC)With a ratio of awesome to awesome! Or something like that.
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Date: 2006-09-20 03:42 am (UTC)WOW. Chopper offering Nami as a sacrifice to the kitchen gods, foaming-at-the-mouth Chopper, crotch-nuzzling Chopper... OMG. I can only imagine what Chopper tried to do with 'crochet', and if it had any influence on the crotch incident.
Poor, poor Zoro. *snickers* You definitely win with this one. Win win win WIN with making me laugh like a crazy person. XD
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Date: 2006-09-20 04:29 am (UTC)Zoro, the Heathen God. *SNORT*
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Date: 2006-09-20 06:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-20 07:56 pm (UTC)You win, Kan-kan.