Fairytale Romance? Uh...
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Sanji's Little Helper?
Topic: the unconventional approach
Word Count: 290
Rating: PG for language
Pairing: Sanji -> Brownie; Zoro -> Blondie
Disclaimer: Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Not all mysterious night-time assistants are fey creatures. And Zoro isn't fond of chocolate.
Excuse: But Moooooommyyyy, they wrote crack toooooo!!! Srsly. Crack liek WOAH. And it would NOT leave my brain. grumble I'm so sorry!
Notes: I think Sanji's confused. In the fairytale I heard, they were elves. ;)
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"And that explains it, how exactly?"
"I tell you, aho, we've got a brownie on the ship. See?"
"A what? What does chocolate have to do with your shoes, and fuck! Get those things out of my face, shit-cook!"
"Not the chocolate sort, moron, the fairy sort."
"Brownie... fairy?! Oh, no. No, ho, ho. No way. I just knew there was something suspicious about that pink apron of yours, shit-cook."
"What are you... Shithead! Listen, already, you jackass!"
"Alright, alright. Fuck, cook, quit screeching in my ear already."
"You gonna pay attention?"
"Yeah, yeah, fuck, alright. Why the hell I... Yeah, okay, whatever. So talk, already."
"It's a legend, see, from North Blue. A poor shoemaker had too much work, and the brownies... little fairy people, see? They came and helped him out, except he had to feed them, and stuff."
"Uh, huh. And there's a shoe fairy on board now?"
"Ladies & Gents, he gets the clue..."
"Shove it, twizzlebrow."
"I meant, yes, idiot, that's what it means."
"A shoe fairy?"
"Yes! It fixed my shoes, and eats cookies."
"And you're sure we're not talking about Usopp and Luffy here?"
"Moron. If I were, I'd be calling them idjit-fairies."
"Ah. Point."
"Nope. No way 'round it. We got ourselves a brownie."
"Plate of them, it looks like."
"Hands off, aho! Those are for the brownie."
"But they're chocolate."
"Well, duh."
"Cute. And you didn't stop to think, perhaps, that your, ahem, 'shoe-fairy' just maybe happens to prefer blondies? Hmm, Blondie?"
"Uh..."
"Here."
"Uhm, Zoro? What're you... Uuuhhh... Hrmmmphtp!"
"Go on, give the rest of those to the ladies. I can wait for mine."
"Whmmrghhmm---"
"Don't try to talk with your mouth full, baka. Oh, and Sanji? You're welcome."
Topic: the unconventional approach
Word Count: 290
Rating: PG for language
Pairing: Sanji -> Brownie; Zoro -> Blondie
Disclaimer: Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Not all mysterious night-time assistants are fey creatures. And Zoro isn't fond of chocolate.
Excuse: But Moooooommyyyy, they wrote crack toooooo!!! Srsly. Crack liek WOAH. And it would NOT leave my brain. grumble I'm so sorry!
Notes: I think Sanji's confused. In the fairytale I heard, they were elves. ;)
~~~
"And that explains it, how exactly?"
"I tell you, aho, we've got a brownie on the ship. See?"
"A what? What does chocolate have to do with your shoes, and fuck! Get those things out of my face, shit-cook!"
"Not the chocolate sort, moron, the fairy sort."
"Brownie... fairy?! Oh, no. No, ho, ho. No way. I just knew there was something suspicious about that pink apron of yours, shit-cook."
"What are you... Shithead! Listen, already, you jackass!"
"Alright, alright. Fuck, cook, quit screeching in my ear already."
"You gonna pay attention?"
"Yeah, yeah, fuck, alright. Why the hell I... Yeah, okay, whatever. So talk, already."
"It's a legend, see, from North Blue. A poor shoemaker had too much work, and the brownies... little fairy people, see? They came and helped him out, except he had to feed them, and stuff."
"Uh, huh. And there's a shoe fairy on board now?"
"Ladies & Gents, he gets the clue..."
"Shove it, twizzlebrow."
"I meant, yes, idiot, that's what it means."
"A shoe fairy?"
"Yes! It fixed my shoes, and eats cookies."
"And you're sure we're not talking about Usopp and Luffy here?"
"Moron. If I were, I'd be calling them idjit-fairies."
"Ah. Point."
"Nope. No way 'round it. We got ourselves a brownie."
"Plate of them, it looks like."
"Hands off, aho! Those are for the brownie."
"But they're chocolate."
"Well, duh."
"Cute. And you didn't stop to think, perhaps, that your, ahem, 'shoe-fairy' just maybe happens to prefer blondies? Hmm, Blondie?"
"Uh..."
"Here."
"Uhm, Zoro? What're you... Uuuhhh... Hrmmmphtp!"
"Go on, give the rest of those to the ladies. I can wait for mine."
"Whmmrghhmm---"
"Don't try to talk with your mouth full, baka. Oh, and Sanji? You're welcome."
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Date: 2006-09-20 08:01 pm (UTC)"Yes! It fixed my shoes, and eats cookies."
"And you're sure we're not talking about Usopp and Luffy here?"
"Moron. If I were, I'd be calling them idjit-fairies."
WIN.
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Date: 2006-09-21 01:03 am (UTC):)
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Date: 2006-09-20 08:13 pm (UTC):D
I've always heard them as brownies in the fairy tales. I think it's just different strokes for different folks.
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Date: 2006-09-21 01:06 am (UTC)Mah. I've heard the terms used relatively interchangeably, and different places seem to jumble the different names for the different fey folk and assign them almost randomly within good, bad, and mischievous categories...
But the version of the story with a shoemaker definitely has elves, every time I've found it. *shrugs* Doesn't matter much, as you say. ;)
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Date: 2006-09-20 08:48 pm (UTC)*parks in your garage*
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Date: 2006-09-21 01:09 am (UTC)Oh, prolly.
Unless he was getting blood outta the leather, which he's prolly had practice with.*parks in your garage*
*hearts* you too! Look out for the lawnmower in there, and please pull all the way to the back. ;)
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Date: 2006-09-21 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-21 01:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-21 02:29 am (UTC)"Brownie... fairy?! Oh, no. No, ho, ho. No way. I just knew there was something suspicious about that pink apron of yours, shit-cook."
'idjit-fairies'
"Don't try to talk with your mouth full, baka."
XD You fill your fics with so much quotable goodness, I could just quote the whole fic and be done with it. Much love for Sanji-on-brownie action. <3
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Date: 2006-09-21 02:20 pm (UTC)Merci!
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Date: 2006-09-21 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-21 02:21 pm (UTC)