Funny, how that works out...

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Title: Stereotypes
Topic: myths
Word Count: 50
Rating: PG?
Pairing: none
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Zoro's doing some reading up.

Excuse: Do I need one? Or, "Not all myths are about things that don't exist."

Notes: Stereotypes listed are taken from real research. Sadly.

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'Compassionate.'

'Sensitive.'

'Fussy'??

'Theatrical.'

'Artistic.'

'Creative.'

'Passive.'

'Effeminate.'

Oh, here was a good one. 'Possessing a high voice'!?

Zoro snorted. Where did people get this crap?

Then again...

Perhaps it was no wonder nobody believed him when he tried to flirt with them.

Maybe he'd have to be more direct.

Comments

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Haha, poor Zoro. He can't register on Gaydars.

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

No, he reads as pretty much macho straight man. *sigh* Poor lad! The only real clue is the whole not-interested-in-girls thing... ;)

[(Anonymous)]

They probably don't even realize he's flirting XD

Oh, what would happen if he tried to be the different things?

Sanji: Why would you want...

Zoro: Because I'm gay.

Sanji: How would I know?!

Zoro: *coughs and shifts his hips to direct attention to his new rainbow colored haramaki*

Sanji:...........Well, I thought you were color un-coordinated anyway so...

Zoro: Haaaa, the direct approach it is then! *jumps him*

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*lol* Somehow, the idea of Zoro *flirting*... something about "wanna see my sword" and things degenerating from there. Badly. Yuss...

And... rainbow-coloured haramaki... deserves the WeebleIcon. :)

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

And I've choked on a drink again. I really need to stop eating or drinking when I look at this community.