[identity profile] kanthia.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Kanthia wrote a ten minute drabble.

It's real weird, so don't read if you're going to asplode from weirdosity.

In other news, Kanthia's almost done writing the sequel to Initiate! Confrontation!, which took way too long.

Title: Lost In Translation
Rating: C’est G!
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Implied Zoro x Sanji :D :D :D :D
Topic: Myths, and the Things We Choose to Forget
Summary: You’d think they’d get things like this right in the books.

x x x

My name is Suni and I’m turning twelve this year. I’m kinda small and sharp as a blade of grass and have hair bright as the sun, and my hobby is cooking but don’t tell anyone.

His name is Sora, and he’s twelve also but he likes to pretend he’s fourteen and oh-so-old. He’s big and scary and the first thing that I said when I first met him was ‘Marimo’, ‘cause he has all green hair on his head cut real short. He likes swords and things.

They called us Childrens of the Myths, or something like that. It was supposed to be a pro-phe-cy. Y’see, there used to be these great pirates who started the Second Age a long time ago who worked for the legendary Dragon King Luffy. One was named Zoro the Demon of Swords who fought with six swords an’ could talk to ghosts. There was another named Sanji the Goddess’ Wind who was their cook an’ who used the power of wind when they fought.

Well all that stuff is made up, see. But all of the grown-ups talked real excited when they brought the two of us together. They say they’re gonna make a third Age ‘cause the second one is taking too long since nobody dreams like the Dragon King anymore. They want us to get in love like in the old myths.

I think it’s all real dumb. I don’t like Sora at all, he’s always talking about cutting steel and paper and nothing. Well, he is real nice to look at. I’m kinda scared to think we’re meant to fall in love ‘cause the old myths and us have lots in common- look at me, for instance. Both me an’ Sanji are cooks, have yellow hair, and are girls.

x x x

owarai.

In other words, Kanthia just realized that Sanji's older than Zoro. Too late now!

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Date: 2006-09-25 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuitari4pwnage.livejournal.com
They must have edited out Sanji's slight goatee out in all the pictures, as well. And given him boobs.

Zoro: Six swords, hahaha! He must have somehow grown extra arms in the stories as well. Like that octopus guy.

That was awesome! Well done. Much love.

What do you mean Sanji's older than Zoro.

Date: 2006-09-25 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devlinnreiko.livejournal.com
LoL. Awesome job. I totally loved it. Sanji goddess' wind. LoL.

Just with the age thingy, not a lot of people realize that though they're both 19, Zoro is older. he mentioned it to Chopper in an episode and if you think about it, Luffy left his village when he turned 17, and his b-day is in may, meaning that sanji turned 19 that year and zoro is 19 approaching 20. ^__^ Sorry for my rambling. ^.^;

Date: 2006-09-25 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com
x_x, wow I feel stupid now. I've been a One Piece fan for about two years now, and never realized that.

Date: 2006-09-25 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-smaug.livejournal.com
Really? If you're talking about him saying he's the 'oldest', I always took that to refer to him being the first crew member, and not his age, so I've always thought Sanji was older too. Has Oda said anything about it in an SBS before?

Date: 2006-09-25 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuitari4pwnage.livejournal.com
Both are possible, I guess. I always thought Zoro was older, though. He just look older.

Date: 2006-09-25 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
And the hairy, hairy legs.

Date: 2006-09-25 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
And oooh I don't think I want to know where he was holding the extra three swords >.

Date: 2006-09-25 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-smaug.livejournal.com
Eee, nice commentary on the way stories change through time, and done in such a cute way :D. And turning Sanji in to a girl = WIN on so many hilarious levels XD.

Date: 2006-09-25 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
LOL SANJI A GIRL IN THE MYTH AHAHA Love it. Great idea, really cute!

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