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onepieceyaoi100Title: Living Mythology
Author: Nike
Rating: PG-13 for cursing, nudity, bondage, and the mentioning of wicked ways.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, OC/Sanji
Word Count: 300
Theme: Myths
AN: I've had this idea for awhile now about an island thinking the Strawhats are gods. This is a majorly changed and chopped down version of the original idea, though.
Normally Sanji kept a closer eye on what people put in his drinks, but when you and your crewmates arrive on an island only to be greeted and treated as gods, the last thing on your mind is being drugged and kidnapped.
And now he was chained down naked on a freaking COLD stone slab while his kidnapper, a nice looking man in an expensive-looking black ensemble, fretted over him.
“The chains aren’t too tight, are they? Are they chaffing?”
“No, the chains are fine.”
“Oh, good. I’ve never done this kidnapping thing before, but they say it’s not official if I don’t really kidnap you.”
“Ah. …what’s not official?”
“The living mythology, of course. The reincarnation of the Death God, that’s me, has to kidnap the reincarnation of the Harvest God, you, of course, to represent the coming of winter. Then the War God - your green-haired companion - comes to the rescue while I‘m threatening to have my wicked way with you. He and I fight, he wins, you two have sex and spring comes!”
“You’re fucking kidding me, right?”
~*~*~*~*~*~
Several hours later, not much had changed, except Sanji had one hand free, which he was using to hold his cigarette.
“What’s taking him so long?” the Death God muttered, pacing. “I could have had my wicked way with you several times over by now!”
“Probably,” Sanji agreed. “If it makes you feel any better, the bastard’s probably lost.”
“How’s he supposed to stop me if he’s not here?”
“Don’t worry about it and just do it.”
“But I’m not supposed to rape you!”
“’s not rape if I’m willing,” Sanji pointed out.
“True,” the Death God said, leaning over to kiss Sanji, his hand rubbing teasingly on Sanji’s hip.
That, of course, is when Zoro arrived.
Omake:
“Why the fuck did you have to interrupt when it was getting good? And you didn’t do your part right at all! Bloody stupid marimo can’t even re-enact a myth properly.”
“Shut up, Love Cook!”
Author: Nike
Rating: PG-13 for cursing, nudity, bondage, and the mentioning of wicked ways.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, OC/Sanji
Word Count: 300
Theme: Myths
AN: I've had this idea for awhile now about an island thinking the Strawhats are gods. This is a majorly changed and chopped down version of the original idea, though.
Normally Sanji kept a closer eye on what people put in his drinks, but when you and your crewmates arrive on an island only to be greeted and treated as gods, the last thing on your mind is being drugged and kidnapped.
And now he was chained down naked on a freaking COLD stone slab while his kidnapper, a nice looking man in an expensive-looking black ensemble, fretted over him.
“The chains aren’t too tight, are they? Are they chaffing?”
“No, the chains are fine.”
“Oh, good. I’ve never done this kidnapping thing before, but they say it’s not official if I don’t really kidnap you.”
“Ah. …what’s not official?”
“The living mythology, of course. The reincarnation of the Death God, that’s me, has to kidnap the reincarnation of the Harvest God, you, of course, to represent the coming of winter. Then the War God - your green-haired companion - comes to the rescue while I‘m threatening to have my wicked way with you. He and I fight, he wins, you two have sex and spring comes!”
“You’re fucking kidding me, right?”
~*~*~*~*~*~
Several hours later, not much had changed, except Sanji had one hand free, which he was using to hold his cigarette.
“What’s taking him so long?” the Death God muttered, pacing. “I could have had my wicked way with you several times over by now!”
“Probably,” Sanji agreed. “If it makes you feel any better, the bastard’s probably lost.”
“How’s he supposed to stop me if he’s not here?”
“Don’t worry about it and just do it.”
“But I’m not supposed to rape you!”
“’s not rape if I’m willing,” Sanji pointed out.
“True,” the Death God said, leaning over to kiss Sanji, his hand rubbing teasingly on Sanji’s hip.
That, of course, is when Zoro arrived.
Omake:
“Why the fuck did you have to interrupt when it was getting good? And you didn’t do your part right at all! Bloody stupid marimo can’t even re-enact a myth properly.”
“Shut up, Love Cook!”
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Date: 2006-09-27 10:29 am (UTC)I must see the full one.
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Date: 2006-09-27 06:15 pm (UTC)And not at the moment, you don't. It's mostly a bunch of odds and ends held together by the main idea. I need to do a major rewrite before it'll even be readable, and I have a bad habit of being distracted by shiny things. *sheepish*
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Date: 2006-09-27 11:17 pm (UTC)cause I can't do anything else?no subject
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Date: 2006-09-28 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-27 10:47 am (UTC)*gives you cookies for writing this*
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Date: 2006-09-28 02:49 am (UTC)Yay, cookies! *munch*
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Date: 2006-09-27 12:58 pm (UTC)A longer version? Are you going to post that one up? *Looks hopeful*
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Date: 2006-09-28 02:50 am (UTC)Maybe. Possibly, rather. Someone's bribed me with art.
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Date: 2006-09-27 06:13 pm (UTC)Best line EVAR. XD
Longer version!!?? :33
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Date: 2006-09-28 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-28 03:40 am (UTC)"Then the War God - your green-haired companion - comes to the rescue while I‘m threatening to have my wicked way with you. He and I fight, he wins, you two have sex and spring comes!" BEST FESTIVAL MYTHOLOGY THING EVER!
I join the masses in asking for more, because this looks like it'll be marvelous. ^^
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Date: 2006-09-28 04:33 am (UTC)Best line ever.
Now I can't get the image of Sanji lying chained on that stone slab with one hand freed for smoking. *dies*
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Date: 2006-09-28 08:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-28 06:22 pm (UTC)How's your god-fic coming, btw?
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Date: 2006-09-28 10:15 pm (UTC)Erm, it's going, but not much. Kinda have a lot on my mind right now. It's gotten somewhere, at least. I tend to write too much half the time, and then it turns out to be more than I can handle. ^_^'
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Date: 2006-09-28 02:47 pm (UTC)... I wanna draw something for this. Blast it all. May I draw too?
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Date: 2006-09-28 06:29 pm (UTC)And, as I've stated before, I'm an art-whore, so please, do draw!
Sorry it took so long...
Date: 2006-10-05 06:47 pm (UTC)http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g63/mettathron/SpringComes.jpg
Re: Sorry it took so long...
Date: 2006-10-05 10:07 pm (UTC)