I could write so much more on the subject...

[reveillez.livejournal.com]

Title: Curves and all that
Rating: PG-13 for implied sex. Nothing graphic. ^___^
Word Count: 187
Pairing: SanjixUsopp
Topic: "Second Best"

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A sticky sound was heard as Usopp pulled away from the blond cooks body, skin glistening with sweat and bodily fluids.
This was the third time this week that Sanji had pulled him down to the storage and hungrily devoured him.
The new tradition was pleasant, but confusing.

"Why me..?" he breathed, just as Sanji was about to light the obligatory post-coital cigarette.

"Huh?"

"Why me? I mean, I thought you were..y'know. Straight."

"I could ask the same thing." the cook laughed. "I thought you were too faithful for this?"

"I thought you were only attracted to women" Usopp replied, desperate to change the subject.

Sanji remained quiet for a minute or two. Why had he picked Usopp?
Was it because of the long, curly hair that could easily fool the most experienced sailor?
Or was it those rich lips that had a natural rosiness to them?
His slender waist followed by hips usually concealed within rough fabric?

A man woman enough to be a decent substitute?


"I guess..." he said, blowing smoke towards the ceiling. "...it's because you fuck like a girl."

Comments

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

... HA! Ouch. That'll gonna hurt a persons pride.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

...and then Sanji was the recipient of a high-velocity pachinko to the forehead. He had a very difficult time explaining the perfectly round bruise (along with the other assorted marks which he'd actually enjoyed getting) to Nami-san and a worried Chopper, and (not being the creative interpreter of truth that Usopp was) mostly wound up saying it was private business between men.

Nami, being wise in the ways of the world, had put two and two together sometime last week. She went off to go coach Usopp on the fine art of Withholding Sex While Still Being Sexy, aka the Lysistrata Technique.

Sanji cursed the fact that they were still a month away from the nearest island and told Luffy to quit poking his forehead dot.

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

Best Omake Comment Ever. :D

[reveillez.livejournal.com]

I second that. O__O

[shuraiya.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Haha. Good work, Sanji.

[sweetmoons.livejournal.com]

I nearly inhaled my cough drop. lol

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

XP Poor Usopp, he shall have his revenge! This was great! well written and it left Usopp's reaction up to us ^^ I am eternally grateful to you for that opportunity (imagines usopps revenge on sanji...vengeful!usopp = pwn'd!sanji)

This was a super fic and I hope you will accept my humble offering of cookie dough icecream. *bows*