/you cannot get ye flask

[kanthia.livejournal.com]

Here it is. After five years of intense work, six and a half million dollars in budget and a cast of millions (but only one Pirate King), Kanthia brings you Initiate! Confrontation!

Safety not guarenteed.

Title: Initiate! Secondary Confrontation!
Rating: You know the drill. C for Consumate V's and Intarwebs.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Smoker x Ace
Topic: Second Best?



ACE
Class: User
Sub-class: Logia
Level: 62
Hunger: Damn hungry
Thirst: Not thirsty
Tiredness: Almost time for a nap
Stats:
........Strength: 100
........Defense: 82
........Skill: 138
........Dexterity: 126
........Intelligence: Super Sexy
........Specialty: Fire
Inventory:
........Sexy Shorts
........Sexy Hat
........Sexy Dagger
........Sexy Boots
........[SHIRT SLOT: EMPTY]

/you have entered the door to the north.
/you are now by yourself
/standing in a dark room.
/the pungent scent of mildew emanates
/from the dungeon walls.
/what will you do?

//mera mera torch

/select a target.

//darkness

/you attack the darkness.
/the room illuminates
/revealing not a dungeon
/but the office of
/marine CAPTAIN SMOKER.
/he is currently sitting
/at his desk doing paperwork
/or something equally boring.
/you wonder how long it’s been since
/TASHIGI cleaned out the mold.
/what will you do?

//check stats

/you smart devil, you.

CAPTAIN SMOKER
Class: Marine Captain
Sub-class: Logia
Level: 62
Hunger: Hungry
Thirst: Somewhat thirsty
Tiredness: Half-asleep
Stats:
........Strength: 142
........Defense: 107
........Skill: 121
........Dexterity: 93
........Intelligence: As smart as he wants
........Specialty: Smoking
Inventory:
........Fuzzy Jacket
........Goggles
........Blue Jeans
........Lace-up Boots
........Cigar
........Cigar

/what will you do?

//initiate sexual confrontation

x x x

“…This, Portgas, is the most idiotic waste of a computing machine I have ever seen.”

“Hey, don’t get your pants in a knot, Taisa. Watch what I can make him do now!”

“…Fuck, I thought you said this game was text-only!”

“That was the first version. The Straw Hat Navigator put out a new version after the Roronoa and Sanji edition sold out on every island in the Grand Line, including Little Garden.”

“But who the hell would buy this game?”

“Oh, for people who can’t find a man like you, Taisa, it’s the second best option. This is Tashigi’s copy, by the way.”

x x x

Comments

[ptps.livejournal.com]

oh fuck. XD; Little Garden wtf ahahhahaha XD

[kanthia.livejournal.com]

Dorry and Brogy had a computer under the piles of skeletons, Kanthia guesses ^0^~

[seca.livejournal.com]

ahdhfddhf You win, you just win. This is the win and you have my eternal love. < 333333

[mettathron.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing, has to be revived, and then promptly dies laughing again*

[hypnosprostatis.livejournal.com]

/you attack the darkness.

OMG! XD So much crack!

[orange-smaug.livejournal.com]

THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING

Oh hell yes, I love you for doing this continuation. Last line wins all XD.

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

Isn't 'Almost time for a nap' Ace's definition?

This made me laugh as an OP fan, a yaoi fan and as a gaming fan, and as about just anything else you can throw in there XD

[cosmiko-ling.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN. YOU TOTALLY DO.

I don't even read Smoker x Ace, but FATE BROUGHT ME TO THIS ONE (in other words, I clicked by mistake... *cough* >_> but am soo glad I did!)

Aaa~ TEXT GAMES! XD ♥ the stats! Especially the inventory! And that it's Tashigi's copy. XDD

[dried-frog-pill.livejournal.com]

WIIIIIIN Most excellent win! Text games and Smoker/Ace XD XD XD

/at his desk doing paperwork
/or something equally boring.
/you wonder how long it’s been since
/TASHIGI cleaned out the mold.
XDDDDDDDD ahahaha

//check stats

/you smart devil, you
♥ I love that he's programed the game to compliment himself XDDDD And their stats are just perfect!

[kanthia.livejournal.com]

He he, thank you!

[orangekist.livejournal.com]

Cute! It's fun to see Nami profiting from good ol' fashion lechery.

(The Strong Bad reference doesn't hurt either. ^__-)

[ironpuncher2.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

That was clever as fuck. Next time Ace needs to turn his Bag of Holding inside out XD

[riskygamble.livejournal.com]

WIN.

MASSIVE, COLOSSAL WIN.

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

i forgot to comment on this earlier. but for reminding me of my Zork/text adventure days, you get BIG FAT LUMPS O' LOVE.

whoah...the only inhabitants of little garden...are...O_O ah, well. the BF always said dorry and brogy were gay for each other...

[geuna.livejournal.com]

(DIES) Oh, such goodness. *__* I love you Tashigi!

[meramerawolf242.livejournal.com]

zomg, if there was a game like this I would go all out to buy it X3

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

wahahahaha attacking the darkness! You win for that line. XD

[galael.livejournal.com]

*die laughing, ressurect, read again and die again* ... I love you 8D

[eternallove-495.livejournal.com]

I love it!! XDD And so is the ZoSan Version!!