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onepieceyaoi100Title: Squirrelly Wrath?
Topic:belligerent squirrels second best
Word Count: 300
Rating: at least T, for references, I suppose
Pairing: ZoSan; SanZo
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: After Zoro and Sanji take a *cough* walk in the woods, Sanji needs another shirt.
Excuse: Forgive me. I had to. It's the squirrels, I tell you.
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Sanji's second best shirt was, contrary to protests, not ruined by a belligerent squirrel. Not entirely, anyway. Belligerent creature, certainly. But not a squirrel. More of an ox, really. Except for the teeth. The rather sharp teeth. A fact Sanji discovered after he'd let the green-haired bit of top round use them to take the shirt off.
Things had been going swimmingly at first. Zoro had actually unbuttoned the shirt before removing it. He'd picked a nice, comfortably smooth-barked tree to tie his eager victim to. And he'd done a very good job of licking Sanji clean.
Neither one of them had noticed the leaking jar until they'd come down from their orgasmic highs to find a small tribe of squirrels making off with Sanji's shirt. Chasing the little buggers down to retrieve his shirt? Had not been Sanji's idea of good clean post-coital fun. Not by a long shot.
Of course, the dirt it had gotten dragged through hadn't helped any. But the tooth marks were definitely too big for squirrels. And the handful of bloody slashes were from where one of the little rodents had been sitting on a sleeve when Zoro unleashed an oni giri on it's furry little ass.
He had liked that shirt, damn it. So Zoro could just shut the hell up about him "dressing nice" when they went out together, if that was how he planned to spend the evening anyway. ALL of Sanji's shirts looked just fine on the ground. And that was absolutely and categorically the very last time he let Zoro use peanut butter as a sex aid. Shitty bastard could use chocolate sauce like everyone else after this.
At least it hadn't been the good red silk shirt. Because tomorrow? Was Sanji's night, and he planned to stay in.
Topic:
Word Count: 300
Rating: at least T, for references, I suppose
Pairing: ZoSan; SanZo
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: After Zoro and Sanji take a *cough* walk in the woods, Sanji needs another shirt.
Excuse: Forgive me. I had to. It's the squirrels, I tell you.
~~~
Sanji's second best shirt was, contrary to protests, not ruined by a belligerent squirrel. Not entirely, anyway. Belligerent creature, certainly. But not a squirrel. More of an ox, really. Except for the teeth. The rather sharp teeth. A fact Sanji discovered after he'd let the green-haired bit of top round use them to take the shirt off.
Things had been going swimmingly at first. Zoro had actually unbuttoned the shirt before removing it. He'd picked a nice, comfortably smooth-barked tree to tie his eager victim to. And he'd done a very good job of licking Sanji clean.
Neither one of them had noticed the leaking jar until they'd come down from their orgasmic highs to find a small tribe of squirrels making off with Sanji's shirt. Chasing the little buggers down to retrieve his shirt? Had not been Sanji's idea of good clean post-coital fun. Not by a long shot.
Of course, the dirt it had gotten dragged through hadn't helped any. But the tooth marks were definitely too big for squirrels. And the handful of bloody slashes were from where one of the little rodents had been sitting on a sleeve when Zoro unleashed an oni giri on it's furry little ass.
He had liked that shirt, damn it. So Zoro could just shut the hell up about him "dressing nice" when they went out together, if that was how he planned to spend the evening anyway. ALL of Sanji's shirts looked just fine on the ground. And that was absolutely and categorically the very last time he let Zoro use peanut butter as a sex aid. Shitty bastard could use chocolate sauce like everyone else after this.
At least it hadn't been the good red silk shirt. Because tomorrow? Was Sanji's night, and he planned to stay in.
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Date: 2006-10-10 06:21 pm (UTC)AAAAAA! YOU ACTUALLY WROTE THIS! was what I went when I saw this first sentence.
Lol! XDD overall, I was very amused. Nice work!
"Shitty bastard could use chocolate sauce like everyone else after this."
"Everyone else"? Hm-mm~? Secretly an all x Sanji/Sanji x All? X3
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Date: 2006-10-10 11:29 pm (UTC)Yes, yes I did. Please forgive me! I *had* to, the squirrels were *looking* at me...
;) Glad you enjoyed!
"Everyone else"? Hm-mm~? Secretly an all x Sanji/Sanji x All?
I suppose, if you wanted to read it that way. I had more in mind the "usual practice" -- 'cause last I checked, the generally preferred substance for licking off of one's paramour was chocolate, not peanut butter. But, y'know. Sanji's putting on the red shirt and the chocolate syrup tomorrow night, so you never know... ;)
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Date: 2006-10-10 06:22 pm (UTC)YOU WROTE THE SQUIRREL FIC O.M.G.
ONI GIRI ON FURRY ASSES
YOU FUCKING WIN.
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Date: 2006-10-10 07:10 pm (UTC)I also found your accounting of the pirates' rodential escapades to be rather jolly. Revel in your acheivement, scribe. You deserve it.
(This message brought to you by the Keepers of the Keyboard Smash: Preventing Plotbunny_tiff from breaking her computer for over twenty minutes. ^_^ b )
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Date: 2006-10-10 11:36 pm (UTC);) Jolly, indeed. *hee* Thank you! *curtsies prettily*
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Date: 2006-10-10 11:33 pm (UTC)Yup. Kinda had to. Open invitation like that? ;) 'Sides, I think the squirrels are my fault to begin with, so I oughta own up to my own skanky fuzzbutts, right?
:) Thanks much, Priscilla! Glad you liked. :)
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Date: 2006-10-11 12:41 am (UTC)Home-made peanut butter? Quite likely. ;) I have to think, knowing him, that he'd manage to make it as smooth as silk if he wanted to...
Glad you enjoyed!
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Date: 2006-10-11 11:39 pm (UTC)Somehow, I don't think I want to contemplate Zoro's three-blender technique for peanut-butter-making. Although a three-wisk technique for whipping cream has definite possibilities...
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Date: 2006-10-12 12:07 am (UTC)......
And now I see that in an episode where they're performing for beris for some sort of plot device XD
And I bet...that the chocolate sauce will be fancy......like rasberry infused or maybe with some liquer (I'm sure Zoro would like that)
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Date: 2006-10-12 01:02 am (UTC)Zoro makes good sushi. :) And is very good at picking fruit. But somehow, I can't see him gumming up his blades like that... meh. It *would* be quite a show!
And of course. Homemade raspberry liqueur, to be precise. And Sanji will swooningly pour some for Nami first before graciously getting coated in it himself... ;) Yuss.
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Date: 2006-10-13 01:02 am (UTC)Wha! Wha huh? Oh, uh. Yeah. Sure. anyone got a towel?
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Date: 2006-10-13 01:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 01:17 am (UTC)So, yeah. I was thinking for my chin, but, uh... clean-up sounds good too?
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Date: 2006-10-13 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-15 01:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-15 06:21 am (UTC)..........Oh...wait...that also sounds...>XD Though that'd be Sanji juice
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Date: 2006-10-11 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-11 01:03 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2006-10-11 04:45 am (UTC):P Hee! Poor shirt.
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Date: 2006-10-11 01:04 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-10-11 11:41 am (UTC)...what's wrong with peanut butter? or peanut butter AND chocolate sauce? zoro cleaned him up well, didn't he?
magnificent. and kinky. kinkeriffic.
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Date: 2006-10-11 01:07 pm (UTC)Does the word "Hedge" answer your question? No? Maybe "Spoon!!!!!"
(Or, yes, read the whole omnibus and watched as much of the series as I could catch...)
Nuthin' wrong with peanut butter, except that if you spill it on your shirt it attracts squirrels.... ;) Chocolate is nice too, really... And yes, Zoro did a lovely job. :) Sanji had no complaints about *that*!!!
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