SPORK IN MY EYE!
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onepieceyaoi100Title: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE? Worst OP Songfic Ever I Give it a 0.2
Rating: PG
Word Count: 295
Pairing: MaleNakamaship Dumbassery
Topic: Music. ...I'll have to do a more serious one after this. >>; So going to die. BONUS POINTS FOR GUESSING THE NOT-THAT-UNKNOWN SONGS.
A/N: Forgot to add, argh. Possible spoilers for Chapter 415.
"Zoro's first," Chopper announced, looking up from the little list in his hooves. "Begin."
The swordsman's face was completely blank, as he strode to the front of the little gathering, took off his shirt, and began jerking his hips whilst reciting monotonously:
"Shut up, and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me? Shut up, and sleep with me, come on, ah-huh, and sleep with me; Shut up - "
"You shut up back," Sanji snarled, and flung his zero card at the still tastelessly-gyrating swordsman. "FAILED."
"Next," Chopper called.
x x x x x x
Sanji slid smoothly backwards, liquid blend of ebony and saffron; let his fall of honey-blond hair flutter to a delicate stop before he was springing away again, shoed feet rapidly tapping a fast, chittery beat against the wood as he whirled and parried and danced across the floor.
"…You know I got these running heels to use, sometimes there's no way I’d lose! I was born to run and built to last; You'll never see my feet ’cos they move so fast!"
And then his right foot suddenly caught fire.
" – TOO MUCH FRICTION FUCK SHIT STUPID DEVIL JUMP TOO HOT – "
"Next," Chopper said.
x x x x x x
"…that red silk dress shirt looks very familiar," Sanji commented.
Usopp started stripping.
"I’m, too sexy for my shiiiirt, too sexy for my shiiiirt, sooooo seeeexy it huuuuurtssss!"
"NEXT."
x x x x x x
"ALL GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD!" Luffy hollered.
"Oh, sh – "
" – ORIGINAL MAD STUNTMAN PON YA CASE, MAN!"
"TURN OFF THE RADIO," Usopp shrieked, "TURN IT OFF NOW BEFORE – "
"PHYSICALLY FIT!" Luffy continued shouting, grinning widely in the background as he began ricocheting from hammock to ceiling to mast to wall, "PHYSICALLY FIT! PHYSICALLY, PHYSICALLY, PHYSICALLY FIT – "
"Nu ma iei," wailed Chopper.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 295
Pairing: Male
Topic: Music. ...I'll have to do a more serious one after this. >>; So going to die. BONUS POINTS FOR GUESSING THE NOT-THAT-UNKNOWN SONGS.
A/N: Forgot to add, argh. Possible spoilers for Chapter 415.
"Zoro's first," Chopper announced, looking up from the little list in his hooves. "Begin."
The swordsman's face was completely blank, as he strode to the front of the little gathering, took off his shirt, and began jerking his hips whilst reciting monotonously:
"Shut up, and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me? Shut up, and sleep with me, come on, ah-huh, and sleep with me; Shut up - "
"You shut up back," Sanji snarled, and flung his zero card at the still tastelessly-gyrating swordsman. "FAILED."
"Next," Chopper called.
Sanji slid smoothly backwards, liquid blend of ebony and saffron; let his fall of honey-blond hair flutter to a delicate stop before he was springing away again, shoed feet rapidly tapping a fast, chittery beat against the wood as he whirled and parried and danced across the floor.
"…You know I got these running heels to use, sometimes there's no way I’d lose! I was born to run and built to last; You'll never see my feet ’cos they move so fast!"
And then his right foot suddenly caught fire.
" – TOO MUCH FRICTION FUCK SHIT STUPID DEVIL JUMP TOO HOT – "
"Next," Chopper said.
"…that red silk dress shirt looks very familiar," Sanji commented.
Usopp started stripping.
"I’m, too sexy for my shiiiirt, too sexy for my shiiiirt, sooooo seeeexy it huuuuurtssss!"
"NEXT."
"ALL GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD!" Luffy hollered.
"Oh, sh – "
" – ORIGINAL MAD STUNTMAN PON YA CASE, MAN!"
"TURN OFF THE RADIO," Usopp shrieked, "TURN IT OFF NOW BEFORE – "
"PHYSICALLY FIT!" Luffy continued shouting, grinning widely in the background as he began ricocheting from hammock to ceiling to mast to wall, "PHYSICALLY FIT! PHYSICALLY, PHYSICALLY, PHYSICALLY FIT – "
"Nu ma iei," wailed Chopper.
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Date: 2006-10-13 05:07 pm (UTC)tastelessly-gyrating swordsman XD oh Sanji, surely zoro goesn't fail that much? x3 *bad thoughts*
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Date: 2006-10-13 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 07:21 pm (UTC)I'm laughing too hard to say anything else. XD
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Date: 2006-10-13 07:59 pm (UTC)&hearts
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Date: 2006-10-13 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 09:22 pm (UTC)This is amazing like whoa. ♥♥
The swordsman's face was completely blank, as he strode to the front of the little gathering, took off his shirt, and began jerking his hips whilst reciting monotonously
I can see this D: And i couldn't stop laughing.
WIN.
Date: 2006-10-13 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 11:34 pm (UTC)We all know he secretly wonno subject
Date: 2006-10-14 01:19 am (UTC)You win the internet. No doubt about it, you just win.
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Date: 2006-10-15 06:26 am (UTC)HAHAHA, So much LOL. XDDDDD *quotes whole fic* I TOTALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! ♥
What a way to start a morning by reading such awesome crack. :D