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Title: Mosaic
Rating: R
Word Count: 154 + 84
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Senses → censors? Otherwise, off-topic. :P
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or any of its characters. One Piece belongs to Oda Eiichiro-sensei. This is a non-profit fanfiction written by a fan, for the enjoyment of other fans.
Warning: Silly-ness
Summary: Concering blurs over certain areas

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Rustling fabric. Heavy pants. Rising heat.

Clothes stripped off their wearers and cast aside, useless for the moment.

And then, all movement ceased.

Sanji bit back his urge to kick away the unmoving clump of muscles hovering over him, instead, hissing irritably as he glared through half-lidded eyes, "...what is it?"

Zoro remained stockstill as he stared speechless at what the removal of Sanji's boxers had revealed. He hesitated. Then responded, "...there's a blurred patch of squares between your legs..."

"..."

Zoro raised his eyes to check Sanji's response. But all his mind registered was flushed cheeks and a fleeting glimpse of lust-glazed eyes. Then the eyes squeezed shut as Sanji snapped, "whatever, just don't stop now, shitty bastard."

Zoro smirked and lowered his head toward the obscured territory. Although he normally refused to listen to the cook, this was one time where, blurred squares or not, he was more than pleased to comply.


Omake:
"After days of experiments, the great Captain Usopp has successfully invented the Blur Removal Star!"

"...I'll test one for you."

"Eh? Sure...?"

"Wait!-- That would be 1000 beri~" *ka-ching!*

"WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH YOU, WITCH!"

"Oi oi, watch how you're speaking to Nami-san."

"As Usopp's nakama and (now also) manager, it has everything to do with me."

"...add it to the debt."

"..."

"!! Hold on! By 'Blur Removal Star', do you mean it's going to be shot at my-" *beeep*


Date written: 23 October 2006
Last edited: 24 October 2006

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Accompanying art (not worksafe)

Date: 2006-10-24 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dethorats
XD!!!!

Date: 2006-10-24 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yominator.livejournal.com
*is SO getting Blur Removal Stars in her stocking this Christmas*

Date: 2006-10-25 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ptps.livejournal.com
WINNNNNNNNN OMG WDHLELKRLHIERJE BLURRED SQUARES FTW

Date: 2006-10-25 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geuna.livejournal.com
YAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^___^ Why yes Sanji, yes it is!

Date: 2006-10-25 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuitari4pwnage.livejournal.com
THE FOURTH WALL, IT IS DEAD WTF.

Date: 2006-10-25 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mango-32.livejournal.com
Oooh, hot! and yum~XDD

"WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH YOU, WITCH!"


Zoro's "witch" never failed to amuse me. No, actually, all of their interactions are very very amusing.*cackles*

Where did the blurred squares come from, though? *grins*

Date: 2006-10-25 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mango-32.livejournal.com
your art is ...*drools*XDDD

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