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onepieceyaoi100Title: Happens Everytime
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Pairing:Nakamaship Dumbassery
Topic: Wreaking Havoc
“If I had Luffy’s ability,” – and Nami casually ducked her head out of the way of a ricocheting bullet whilst sipping from her cup of tea – “I’d definitely use it to steal more than meat.”
“OI, ASSHOLE! WATCH WHERE YOU REBOUND THE BULLETS! IF ONE OF THEM KISSES NAMI-SAN’S LOVELY SKIN – ”
“But if the bullets kiss her, isn’t that supposed to be sweet?”
“IT’S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, YOU SHITTY RUBBER BASTARD – ”
Behind Robin, a rogue pirate raised his sword, tripped over a leg growing from the floor planks. The weapon went flying over Robin’s head and stuck fast in the wall opposite, vibrating noisily mere centimeters above Usopp’s seated figure.
“Doctor-san, Longnose-kun has turned to stone again.”
“Ahh! Usopp!”
“The raccoon talked!”
“I’M A REINDEER!”
Tables splintered, rum flew, chairs overturned, walls crumbled, etc. etc.
“ARRRRRGH!!”
“IT TURNED INTO A GORILLA!”
“I. AM. A. REINDEER – ”
“Oi, shitty swordsman, that was my prey.”
“Your prey, your ass.”
“Oh, I know a lot of people prey on my ass. Like you. Just don’t go around admitting it in public.”
“Doctor-san,” Robin called over the sounds of someone choking, “It’s a bit hard for Swordsman-san to fight when his sword hilt is lodged halfway down his throat.”
“AHH! ZORO!”
More crashes, wood being broken, assorted uneaten food bits flying through the air. Someone screaming not to ignore them, when Chopper wandered off from his fight to perform a Heimlich on a purple-faced Zoro. Said someone was promptly sent flying through a window. Luffy whooped. Sanji kicked people away from his ass. Usopp’s nose developed a crack and broke off.
“…you realize after all this fighting, Sencho-san is going to get hungry again. Soon.”
Nami’s smile grew a bit more strained as she finished off her tea. “Like I said.”
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Pairing:
Topic: Wreaking Havoc
“If I had Luffy’s ability,” – and Nami casually ducked her head out of the way of a ricocheting bullet whilst sipping from her cup of tea – “I’d definitely use it to steal more than meat.”
“OI, ASSHOLE! WATCH WHERE YOU REBOUND THE BULLETS! IF ONE OF THEM KISSES NAMI-SAN’S LOVELY SKIN – ”
“But if the bullets kiss her, isn’t that supposed to be sweet?”
“IT’S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, YOU SHITTY RUBBER BASTARD – ”
Behind Robin, a rogue pirate raised his sword, tripped over a leg growing from the floor planks. The weapon went flying over Robin’s head and stuck fast in the wall opposite, vibrating noisily mere centimeters above Usopp’s seated figure.
“Doctor-san, Longnose-kun has turned to stone again.”
“Ahh! Usopp!”
“The raccoon talked!”
“I’M A REINDEER!”
Tables splintered, rum flew, chairs overturned, walls crumbled, etc. etc.
“ARRRRRGH!!”
“IT TURNED INTO A GORILLA!”
“I. AM. A. REINDEER – ”
“Oi, shitty swordsman, that was my prey.”
“Your prey, your ass.”
“Oh, I know a lot of people prey on my ass. Like you. Just don’t go around admitting it in public.”
“Doctor-san,” Robin called over the sounds of someone choking, “It’s a bit hard for Swordsman-san to fight when his sword hilt is lodged halfway down his throat.”
“AHH! ZORO!”
More crashes, wood being broken, assorted uneaten food bits flying through the air. Someone screaming not to ignore them, when Chopper wandered off from his fight to perform a Heimlich on a purple-faced Zoro. Said someone was promptly sent flying through a window. Luffy whooped. Sanji kicked people away from his ass. Usopp’s nose developed a crack and broke off.
“…you realize after all this fighting, Sencho-san is going to get hungry again. Soon.”
Nami’s smile grew a bit more strained as she finished off her tea. “Like I said.”
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Date: 2006-11-02 08:18 pm (UTC)Aaah, Sanji's ass... (drools) Poor Usopp's nose! But it'll come back. After all, this happens everytime. ^__^
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Date: 2006-11-03 12:12 am (UTC)“I’M A REINDEER!”
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“IT TURNED INTO A GORILLA!”
“I. AM. A. REINDEER – ”
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I love you and Chopper without reservations <3 Yay for mayhem!
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Date: 2006-11-03 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-03 03:06 am (UTC)Meh. Just shellack it. I'm sure the nose'll stick right back on.
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Date: 2006-11-03 11:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-03 03:46 pm (UTC)I prey on Sanji's ass, too. But unlike Zoro, I do not choke on my own swords. (Do I even own swords? No. But that doesn't matter.)
XD