[identity profile] admiralnaismith.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
I... I don't know where this came from. I apologize.

Title: Badges of Courage
Words: 160
Rating: PG-ish (dirty words)
Theme: Off
Pairing: Usopp (self)




It used to be straight. Usopp could clearly remember, as a kid, running his hand down his nose and feeling the smooth path of cartilage underneath, flexible and strong, just like the mighty Captain Usopp himself. He drew it on his pirate emblems, and he never made any effort to disguise it. He was proud of his nose. It was his distinguishing feature, as much as Sanji's eyebrows or Zoro's green hair.

Nowadays, though, if he felt down his nose he could feel bumps underneath, not quite visible through the skin. The painful memories of a thousand well-aimed blows to the head, cracking his poor nose again and again, until even Chopper's skills couldn't return it to its former pristine glory. Usopp didn't mind, though. Those little bumps were treasures, just like Zoro's scars, or...

"Dammit, Usopp, don't masturbate your nose at the table." Sanji scowled down at him. "Ladies are watching."
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Date: 2006-11-02 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
Hmmm... nose porn.... [drooool]

Date: 2006-11-02 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-smaug.livejournal.com
It started out so sweet, Usopp thinking about how far he's come...then Sanji just had to ruin the moment the pervert XD.

Date: 2006-11-03 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maldoror-gw.livejournal.com
LOL! Oi, Sanji, you bastard, leave poor Usopp alone :P

Date: 2006-11-03 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fieryredqueen.livejournal.com
good ol' gutter-brain sanji. XD

Date: 2006-11-03 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ptps.livejournal.com
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. OMGGGGGGGG.

OMGGGGGGGGGG.

NO WORDS

OMG THE LAST LINE

THE LAST LINE

KILLED DED AND SENT STRAIGHT TO HELL AND BACK WTFWTFWTF OMG *DIES*

*DIESDIESDIES*

YOU WIN FOREVER

OMG

Date: 2006-11-03 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampire-otaku.livejournal.com
XD That was so perfect. We love Sanji and his dirty mind, and especially Usopp for his pr0nish nose.

Date: 2006-11-03 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monotrouble.livejournal.com
Not only was this completely hilarious, but the mental image of Usopp innocently, contemplatively stroking his nose is gonna be with me awhile I think. ^^;

Date: 2006-11-06 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yominator.livejournal.com
*TAKES 999999999999 DAMAGE FROM THE LAST LINE* XO!

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