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Nov. 2nd, 2006 12:17 pmI... I don't know where this came from. I apologize.
Title: Badges of Courage
Words: 160
Rating: PG-ish (dirty words)
Theme: Off
Pairing: Usopp (self)
It used to be straight. Usopp could clearly remember, as a kid, running his hand down his nose and feeling the smooth path of cartilage underneath, flexible and strong, just like the mighty Captain Usopp himself. He drew it on his pirate emblems, and he never made any effort to disguise it. He was proud of his nose. It was his distinguishing feature, as much as Sanji's eyebrows or Zoro's green hair.
Nowadays, though, if he felt down his nose he could feel bumps underneath, not quite visible through the skin. The painful memories of a thousand well-aimed blows to the head, cracking his poor nose again and again, until even Chopper's skills couldn't return it to its former pristine glory. Usopp didn't mind, though. Those little bumps were treasures, just like Zoro's scars, or...
"Dammit, Usopp, don't masturbate your nose at the table." Sanji scowled down at him. "Ladies are watching."
Title: Badges of Courage
Words: 160
Rating: PG-ish (dirty words)
Theme: Off
Pairing: Usopp (self)
It used to be straight. Usopp could clearly remember, as a kid, running his hand down his nose and feeling the smooth path of cartilage underneath, flexible and strong, just like the mighty Captain Usopp himself. He drew it on his pirate emblems, and he never made any effort to disguise it. He was proud of his nose. It was his distinguishing feature, as much as Sanji's eyebrows or Zoro's green hair.
Nowadays, though, if he felt down his nose he could feel bumps underneath, not quite visible through the skin. The painful memories of a thousand well-aimed blows to the head, cracking his poor nose again and again, until even Chopper's skills couldn't return it to its former pristine glory. Usopp didn't mind, though. Those little bumps were treasures, just like Zoro's scars, or...
"Dammit, Usopp, don't masturbate your nose at the table." Sanji scowled down at him. "Ladies are watching."
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Date: 2006-11-03 11:16 am (UTC)I probably shouldn't enjoy your icon half as much as I do. *gawks*
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Date: 2006-11-02 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-02 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-03 12:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-03 12:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-03 02:35 am (UTC)OMGGGGGGGGGG.
NO WORDS
OMG THE LAST LINE
THE LAST LINE
KILLED DED AND SENT STRAIGHT TO HELL AND BACK WTFWTFWTF OMG *DIES*
*DIESDIESDIES*
YOU WIN FOREVER
OMG
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Date: 2006-11-03 11:17 am (UTC)But hurray for full eternal victory! *peace*
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Date: 2006-11-03 11:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-03 09:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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