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Kanthia felt in the mood for something of epic stupidity. Unfortunately, she succeeded.

Title: In Which Havoc was Wreacked
Rating: G
Word Count: 284
Pairing: Nakamaship, but mostly idiocy.
Topic: Wreacking Havoc

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It had been a rather quiet day before the Covah pirates attacked.

pposU was hungrier than normal that morning at breakfast so when yffuL attacked his plate he declared that it was Opposite Day. And on Opposite Day, everything was opposite so clearly yffuL couldn’t eat from his plate.

yffuL stared at him for a full half a minute which allowed his crew thirty seconds longer than normal to eat. After which something clicked in the captain’s mind, and he exclaimed that if it was Opposite Day than he’d better go make nametags so nobody forgot.

He took the contents of the table with him and left his crewmembers wondering what the hell just happened.

Two hours later, oroZ was still trying to pull off his nametag while niboR was explaining to reppohC and ijnaS that it was common for children to celebrate Opposite Day in such a manner. It was just about then that imaN noticed the ship.

It was rather large and covered in pink and purple polka dots with streamers and confetti coming out of the hull. A rotating platform popped out of its deck and on it with his name brazenly written on his bare chest stood Captain Covah, feared pirate of the Grand Line, whose lack of style was infamous for lighting nearby objects on fire.

He grabbed a microphone. Poorly chosen music began blasting out of invisible speakers as he proclaimed his totally non-generic intentions to kick butt and maybe steal all of their gold.

imaN found that the whole ordeal was giving her a headache, and yffuL was feeling up to a good fight anyways. So he jumped onto the enemy ship and rather messily wreacked havoC.

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