Break out the sake, boys...
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Seven Minutes in...
Topic:not really wreaking havoc
Word Count: 300
Rating: T for some drunken kissing and bad language
Pairing: not really Zo/San, except, erm...
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Look what I did with them! Eek! Here, have them back...
Summary: The girls are playing matchmaker again. This time, Zoro's going to have to play the game. Well, games are for having fun, right?
Excuse: Nope, not at all. Oh, wait. This one is sozuki's and bumpgrrl's fault. Cheers!
Notes: Follow-up to "Spin the Bottle".
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"Are you insane, woman? Last time we played group drinking games I nearly got Sanji's knees in my nuts, and you, you crazed hyena, you just laughed! Not to mention what Luffy did when he got me."
"Aw, poor Zorokins didn't like being licked?"
"He kisses like a dog when he's drunk, Nami, and thinks it's cute. Who the fuck taught him that?"
"Don't ask me. And you weren't minding it nearly so much once Sanji started straddling you instead. In fact, as I recall --"
Robin let the ear fade; the outcome was assured. Zoro's explanatory, "--n't want to get slobbered on again, you harpy!" rang through the wall clearly anyway.
A few hours later, when a blithely cheerful Nami suggested the once-again half-drunken crew play Seven Minutes, Zoro (reluctantly) sat in the circle with everyone else.
Why it surprised anyone that the third pair to be shoved, cursing fate the whole way, into the Merry's sole closet for their seven minutes, was the cook and swordsman, Robin didn't really know.
What surprised the crew, despite promises not to wreck anything, was the stunning lack of violent voices and destruction.
And then the thumping began. Slow, rhythmic, gradually speeding up.
Zoro's low voice drifting out, urgently beseeching, "Uhnnfuck! Sanji, right th-aahh!" definitely didn't detract from the logical conclusion, either. Nami leered, Chopper giggled something incomprehensible about shiny floor wax, and Luffy turned to Usopp for an explanation, only to find the sniper staring catatonically at the closed door.
Zoro popped out ten seconds later -- fully dressed, predominantly undisheveled, with Sanji snickering wildly behind him -- to ask how much longer they had, because if Sanji kept kicking the wall like that Zoro wasn't going to be responsible for breakage. Robin smiled serenely.
Nami wasn't so amused.
Topic:
Word Count: 300
Rating: T for some drunken kissing and bad language
Pairing: not really Zo/San, except, erm...
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Look what I did with them! Eek! Here, have them back...
Summary: The girls are playing matchmaker again. This time, Zoro's going to have to play the game. Well, games are for having fun, right?
Excuse: Nope, not at all. Oh, wait. This one is sozuki's and bumpgrrl's fault. Cheers!
Notes: Follow-up to "Spin the Bottle".
~~~
"Are you insane, woman? Last time we played group drinking games I nearly got Sanji's knees in my nuts, and you, you crazed hyena, you just laughed! Not to mention what Luffy did when he got me."
"Aw, poor Zorokins didn't like being licked?"
"He kisses like a dog when he's drunk, Nami, and thinks it's cute. Who the fuck taught him that?"
"Don't ask me. And you weren't minding it nearly so much once Sanji started straddling you instead. In fact, as I recall --"
Robin let the ear fade; the outcome was assured. Zoro's explanatory, "--n't want to get slobbered on again, you harpy!" rang through the wall clearly anyway.
A few hours later, when a blithely cheerful Nami suggested the once-again half-drunken crew play Seven Minutes, Zoro (reluctantly) sat in the circle with everyone else.
Why it surprised anyone that the third pair to be shoved, cursing fate the whole way, into the Merry's sole closet for their seven minutes, was the cook and swordsman, Robin didn't really know.
What surprised the crew, despite promises not to wreck anything, was the stunning lack of violent voices and destruction.
And then the thumping began. Slow, rhythmic, gradually speeding up.
Zoro's low voice drifting out, urgently beseeching, "Uhnnfuck! Sanji, right th-aahh!" definitely didn't detract from the logical conclusion, either. Nami leered, Chopper giggled something incomprehensible about shiny floor wax, and Luffy turned to Usopp for an explanation, only to find the sniper staring catatonically at the closed door.
Zoro popped out ten seconds later -- fully dressed, predominantly undisheveled, with Sanji snickering wildly behind him -- to ask how much longer they had, because if Sanji kept kicking the wall like that Zoro wasn't going to be responsible for breakage. Robin smiled serenely.
Nami wasn't so amused.
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Date: 2006-11-06 02:34 am (UTC)I can't get the grin off my face...I can just see that happening so clearly and Nami's expression when Zoro asked how much time left.... PRICELESS!!!
*accepts blame* XD
Hmm...what other drinking games are there? >D
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Date: 2006-11-06 02:41 am (UTC)what other drinking games are there?
Meh, not so much "drinking games" as "party games", really, but. *heh* Blind Man's Buff. For starters. ;) And after that, I'm quite, quite open to any and all suggestions. :)
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Date: 2006-11-07 07:02 pm (UTC)Guy1: I raise you.
Guy2: ...I fold.
It was pretty funny though 'cause they were all drunk. XD I looked at that and thought of you~! XDD
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Date: 2006-11-07 10:17 pm (UTC)*pauses*
*blinks*
She thinks of *me* when she sees a bunch of drunks playing card games on TV...
Uh, yeah...
*snrk* *cough* *guffaw*
I'll have to keep that one in mind, but it REALLY doesn't help that Nami and Zoro are going to be sober... ;)
...
"Oi, Sanji, c'mere, we can be a flush."
"Otay! Hey, wait, how do you *hic* know what's on your *snicker* head?"
*shrug* "Do you even know what a flush is?"
... *blink*
*heh*
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Date: 2006-11-06 02:40 am (UTC)(I write in capslocks of love because I got sucked into fangirling right along with Nami, just to have you dash my hopes
in a most hilarious way. Please accept this mini-muffin basket of Awesome.)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 02:45 am (UTC)Ooo, Muffins of Awesome, how... EEEEEEEEEEeeeeep!!
...
...
*emerges from pile of small furry plot-beings* Erm. Yeah. Thanks. :) I think they like 'em. :) *dusts self off surreptitiously*
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Date: 2006-11-06 12:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-07 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 01:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-07 12:11 am (UTC)And, now, now - those party games are never more than T-rated, right? ;)
*hides from incoming plot-critters before being overwhelmed again*
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Date: 2006-11-07 01:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-07 05:18 pm (UTC)Glad you enjoyed!