Havoc, Chaos and Disorder

[mettathron.livejournal.com]

My job here is done. Total and utter crack, done more for the ritual of writing than anything else.

Title: Havoc, Chaos, and Disorder
Word Count: 218
Topic: Wreaking Havoc
Pairing: LuZo or SanLuZo implied
Rating: PG-15 for implied mischief and the like
Disclaimer: So not mine



“My… kitchen…” Sanji froze in the doorway, unable to wrap his mind around the incredible mess that confronted him. Luffy beamed at him from the counter with an expression of absolute innocence, one that was in no way convincing due to the fact that he was covered, head to toe, in dark chocolate.

“It’s Zoro’s birthday!” Luffy chirped. Sanji’s eye twitched at the sight of certain ingredients that should never have been allowed on the counter at the same time, let alone mixed with as delicate a substance as his good dark chocolate. He did not move as the candy-coated captain bounded out to the main deck to find the aforementioned first mate. Luffy left chocolate footprints in his wake, at least where it wasn’t already on the floor.

Sanji lit a cigarette with shaking hands and slowly began to clean up his sanctuary. He’d get Luffy later, once he wouldn’t end up with chocolate all over his shoes. Until then, he’d console himself with the thought that Zoro would be stuck licking every bit of the candy… that Luffy had mixed with Sanji’s special supply of wasabi.


And then, he thought with a savage grin, he might be able to convince Luffy to do it again next week, sans the mess, when it actually was Zoro’s birthday.

Comments

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Special dark chocolate wasabi... *snorts fruitjuice* ow, ow, owee...

Your job here is indeed done, Metta-san. :) *wanders off to find towels and a dry shirt*

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee, the wasabi and the last line owned me ^_____^

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

actually, that might be kinda good...hm, horseradish-chocolates. i quite enjoy cayenne-chocolate truffles, myself.