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onepieceyaoi100Title: Blind Man's Buff
Topic: only very peripherally wreaking havoc
Word Count: 300
Rating: Hmm, I got some boys kissing here, what does that get me?
Pairing: ZoSan (what else?)
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Sanji, drunk, is also remarkable easy to amuse.
Excuse: sigh Hallowe'en candy. Really. WAY too much. And SNL, apparently. If it doesn't make sense, it's my bad.
Notes: Follow-up to "Spin the Bottle" and "Seven Minutes in...".
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Round and round and round and... whooo!
Sanji tilted dangerously, clapped a hand over his blindfold, and began wobbling towards his similarly-swaying nakama, who had (more-or-less) silently traded places while he spun himself (slowly, lest he ignite) into dizziness.
Zoro watched as Sanji collided with Chopper (with one knee), stopped, fought for balance, and then reached down to pat the doctor on the head, announcing his name with a slur and grin. Chopper squealed joyfully at being recognized, and sat down.
Undismayed, Sanji wobbled towards his next crewmate, groping blindly until he met a shoulder. A neck, longish hair. "Hee. Taste-test," he announced. And was slapped. "Nami," he decided, nodding, and turned to stumble towards the next person. Nami fumed impotently.
Sanji ran into trouble then, accusing the wall of being Zoro, then changing his mind when the broad, hard surface extended *too* far to the sides. Finally, he turned back towards the other players.
And tripped into Zoro's lap, which he promptly straddled.
"Hah! Taste-test," he announced, on finding a shoulder. A neck. Shortish hair. A willing mouth. Or at least, an unresisting one.
Sanji held the kiss for one, two, thr-- "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Land shark!" he screeched, pushing back forcefully, and toppling, toppling, toppling, whump on his head on the deck, back arched over Zoro's crossed feet, butt still planted firmly in Zoro's lap.
"I'm just watching." This game had been Luffy's choice, but Nami had insisted Zoro attend, even if he couldn't be convinced to play.
"Maa, Swordsman-san. While you're 'watching', perhaps you'd best take Cook-san to bed?"
"Yeah, sure," Zoro snorted. "Get right on that." Nami opened her mouth to insist, but Zoro was already hauling the apparently passed-out blond over his shoulder and standing up. "Tell me again why he keeps falling over me?"
Robin smirked.
Topic: only very peripherally wreaking havoc
Word Count: 300
Rating: Hmm, I got some boys kissing here, what does that get me?
Pairing: ZoSan (what else?)
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Sanji, drunk, is also remarkable easy to amuse.
Excuse: sigh Hallowe'en candy. Really. WAY too much. And SNL, apparently. If it doesn't make sense, it's my bad.
Notes: Follow-up to "Spin the Bottle" and "Seven Minutes in...".
~~~
Round and round and round and... whooo!
Sanji tilted dangerously, clapped a hand over his blindfold, and began wobbling towards his similarly-swaying nakama, who had (more-or-less) silently traded places while he spun himself (slowly, lest he ignite) into dizziness.
Zoro watched as Sanji collided with Chopper (with one knee), stopped, fought for balance, and then reached down to pat the doctor on the head, announcing his name with a slur and grin. Chopper squealed joyfully at being recognized, and sat down.
Undismayed, Sanji wobbled towards his next crewmate, groping blindly until he met a shoulder. A neck, longish hair. "Hee. Taste-test," he announced. And was slapped. "Nami," he decided, nodding, and turned to stumble towards the next person. Nami fumed impotently.
Sanji ran into trouble then, accusing the wall of being Zoro, then changing his mind when the broad, hard surface extended *too* far to the sides. Finally, he turned back towards the other players.
And tripped into Zoro's lap, which he promptly straddled.
"Hah! Taste-test," he announced, on finding a shoulder. A neck. Shortish hair. A willing mouth. Or at least, an unresisting one.
Sanji held the kiss for one, two, thr-- "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Land shark!" he screeched, pushing back forcefully, and toppling, toppling, toppling, whump on his head on the deck, back arched over Zoro's crossed feet, butt still planted firmly in Zoro's lap.
"I'm just watching." This game had been Luffy's choice, but Nami had insisted Zoro attend, even if he couldn't be convinced to play.
"Maa, Swordsman-san. While you're 'watching', perhaps you'd best take Cook-san to bed?"
"Yeah, sure," Zoro snorted. "Get right on that." Nami opened her mouth to insist, but Zoro was already hauling the apparently passed-out blond over his shoulder and standing up. "Tell me again why he keeps falling over me?"
Robin smirked.
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Date: 2006-11-09 12:29 am (UTC)OH GOD MENTAL BREAK DOWN AT THAT PHRASE 'CAUSE I REALLY REALLY LIKE PAULIE... *PRESSURE BUILDS* OK, I'LL GO WITH IT, SANJI WAS MY FIRST BLOND LOVE AFTER ALLoff to bed.You make me want to get drunk and grope people... or just put myself in the way of hot drunken groping people. THANKS, THAT'S VERY PRODUCTIVE. *rolls her eyes*
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Date: 2006-11-09 01:24 pm (UTC)*heehee* Yes, well, Nami/Paulie... *hee*So... Drunken groping sounds fun, huh? ;)
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Date: 2006-11-09 09:35 pm (UTC)o.O;;;;;;;..........
Brain currently is unable to process, but this is stored away somewhere for possible musing at a later date.
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Date: 2006-11-10 01:02 am (UTC)*shaking head* Wondering now why I came up with that from your previous post, though... *grumbles at silly brains* Mah. If you're gonna write it, it's all good. :)
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Date: 2006-11-09 12:43 am (UTC)Perfect line! Brings the other two drabbles together very nicely~! <3<3<3
Another great game where they try and get the two together! I cheer for you~! So much love~! They're almost there! I can feel it~!
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Date: 2006-11-09 01:26 pm (UTC)Oh! I got math in my reply! *squeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Date: 2006-11-09 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-09 01:28 pm (UTC)Y'know, I *had not thought of that*, but it's probably *SO* true...
*grins delightedly and wanders off to feed the critters*