onepieceyaoi100 | Thump Thump Thump

*gasp* Look! I managed to write something that wasn't dark for two weeks now! More ritual writing.

Title: Thump Thump Thump
Word Count: 184
Topic: Peace, as in "Can't Get Any"
Rating: PG-15 for implied adult situations
Disclaimer: So not mine.

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

Sanji threw open the pantry door and scowled down at Usopp and Luffy, tapping his foot ominously. The sniper, at least, had the good grace to look embarrassed, but Luffy just grinned and kissed him again.

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

Nami stalked past the anchor deck and debated throwing open the door. Instead, she raised Zoro’s interest rate another ten percent as Sanji let out a strangled cry that involved a dessert she’d never be able to look at the same way again.

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

Chopper paused with his hoof above the door handle. He had seen Nami go into the storage room, but Robin had been in there too, and when they were alone in the same room together, the women tended to get very wicked little grins and then there were more arms entwining than he really wanted to think about.

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

Usopp set down his pencil and sighed.

“Chopper, do you really have to do that where I’m working?”

“I’m sorry, Usopp, but this table’s the only one low enough for me to use the mortar!”