Jealous Sanji is so cute!

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

Title: Taste of Your Own Medicine

Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 277
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Bad Company

Disclaimer: Not mine

Summary: Sanji is jealous and Zoro is happy.

 

 

A small-calloused hand gently stroked the bronze skin of Zoro’s neck while a pretty voice cooed foul-mouthed compliments in his ear. For the first time in his life Sanji regretted being in a bar full of beautiful women. Rough and tough beautiful women that seemed to prefer an idiotic sword-wielding marimo over a suave princely gentleman. He grimaced at the unjustness of the world. The woman got bolder, without any resistance from the swordsman, unless you call guzzling cheap rum while smugly smiling at you lover across the table resisting (Sanji sure didn’t). He pulled out another cigarette and glared a hole right through Zoro’s fucking skull, and got a shit-eating grin as a counter attack. The woman’s fingertips were now starting to dip below the green haramaki. Sanji wondered if his sense of chivalry is would hold him back from murdering a man in front of a lady. Then the woman’s hand disappeared into a place he only permitted himself to venture, Zoro jumped, and Sanji saw red. Seconds later Zoro’s shitty throat was trapped under a very expensive shoe while their tab was paid. Sanji thanked the bartender and the ‘friendly’ women, and kicked the shitty swordsman’s ass out the swinging door.

 

The walk back to the ship was quiet. He guessed it was due to the footprint on the swordsman’s neck. Zoro probably wouldn’t be able to talk for a few days. He smirked. And if that shithead thought he was getting any… Sanji’s smirk grew until looked back at Zoro, who had the biggest all-knowing, happy-go-lucky, self-satisfying grin plastered on his face. Creepy. Sanji frowned. There really was no cure for hopeless idiots.

Comments

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

*snerk* revenge is a dish best served cold, and how ironic that it's Zoro who's dishing it out! ^___^

glared a hole right through Zoro’s fucking skull, and got a shit-eating grin as a counter attack

Excellent, no wonder the ladies like the swordsman more, they prefer the natural greens to the seething ones at the other end of the table. XD

Super ficcy, thank-youuuu!

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

Zoro is the sexiest. I don't know why he hardly ever gets the chicks in fanfiction.

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

when he has his very own blonde bimbo what need would he have for random flirtacious females? X3

[orange-smaug.livejournal.com]

Hee, I love 'Sanji watches Zoro be a chick magnet' stories XD. And that last sentence is so HI POT, YOU'RE LOOKING AWFULLY BLACK TODAY of Sanji XD.

Sanji wonders if his chivalry is strong enough to hold him back from murdering a man in front of a lady.
This sentence should probably be in past tense to match with the rest of the story.

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

thank you for catching that. I must have missed it when I posted this morning. I love those kinda storeies too.

[nuitari4pwnage.livejournal.com]

God, that's so funny. It made me wear a huge grin while reading it as well. *grins huge grin* Poor, poor Sanji. He'd be just like that. I can completely imagine the exchange of looks and Sanji practically foaming at the mouth.

...write more!

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

I love Sanji like this. I'm glad it made you smile.

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahahahah awesome. Zoro's such a fox.

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

HEHEHE Of course.

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

zoro would TOTALLY get all the chicks. not just the burly ones, either. all that smirking, hot beefcake...yeah. ahem. anyway, that was very cute, zoro teasing sanji into losing it just by letting a chick grope him. heeee...and sanji's last thought made me giggle, since he's the hopeless idiot in this situation...