Two'fer special. Sorta. :)
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onepieceyaoi100Title: In Vino Veritas
Topic:bad company sigh
Word Count: 300 (288 + 12)
Rating: PG15 (drunkeness, language)
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Some words from Sanji about getting drunk and talking, and a short haiku from Zoro about the results of that.
Excuse: This is your fault. And yours, and yours, and you, yes, you, I'm looking at you for this, too. :)
No, not really. I was gonna do it anyway.
Notes: This concludes the set that started with "Can't We Just" and continued with "So Far Away".
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Fine, he was drunk, although not quite as look as he drunked, and it was still a shit-stupid idea. But one of them had to be sloshed sloppy for this, and since that wasn't, ever, going to be Zoro, that left him.
Right.
Shit the deck swayed when he was tipsy.
"Oi, shithead," he slurred. "Wan'some?"
"Che. Sit down before you fall over, pervert." But he took the proffered mug of sake when Sanji's swaying descent threatened to spill it over Zoro's lap. Which was good, because Sanji's little twirl landed him squarely in that lap.
"Hey. Who izshe?"
"Who is..." Zoro asked.
"Her, the one y'think about when you zone out on me."
If Zoro noted the over-careful enunciation, he showed no sign of it. Instead, he stared blankly at the cook. Finally, Sanji pushed himself awkwardly upright with a slurred curse. "Fine, don' talk t'me, shee 'fI care."
"You really want to know?"
"Mmuh?"
"The one I think about. Blonde, blue-eyed, kinda skinny, great legs," Zoro shrugged. "Likes black. Attitude you could cut with the flat of an oar. Sound familiar?"
Yeah, unfortunately. Shit. Barring the fact that this was a girl, Zoro might be describing Sanji himself. No wonder he wasn't getting anywhere, with competition like that.
Zoro snorted. "Competition?"
Oops. That had been his out-loud voice. He stood there, hand over his mouth, eyes wide, colour rising in his cheeks like the mercury in a candy thermometer.
Then something flashed across Zoro's face, heavy brows twitched, and Sanji found himself pressed back against the mast, arms like anchor cable pinning his knees, the steady rumbling purr of a tiger rubbing against his... Oh, my.
Zoro's hair was soft under his fingers, and maybe...
...
lover's long fingers
weave a sweetly drunken path
through green tiger fur
Topic:
Word Count: 300 (288 + 12)
Rating: PG15 (drunkeness, language)
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Some words from Sanji about getting drunk and talking, and a short haiku from Zoro about the results of that.
Excuse: This is your fault. And yours, and yours, and you, yes, you, I'm looking at you for this, too. :)
No, not really. I was gonna do it anyway.
Notes: This concludes the set that started with "Can't We Just" and continued with "So Far Away".
~~~
Fine, he was drunk, although not quite as look as he drunked, and it was still a shit-stupid idea. But one of them had to be sloshed sloppy for this, and since that wasn't, ever, going to be Zoro, that left him.
Right.
Shit the deck swayed when he was tipsy.
"Oi, shithead," he slurred. "Wan'some?"
"Che. Sit down before you fall over, pervert." But he took the proffered mug of sake when Sanji's swaying descent threatened to spill it over Zoro's lap. Which was good, because Sanji's little twirl landed him squarely in that lap.
"Hey. Who izshe?"
"Who is..." Zoro asked.
"Her, the one y'think about when you zone out on me."
If Zoro noted the over-careful enunciation, he showed no sign of it. Instead, he stared blankly at the cook. Finally, Sanji pushed himself awkwardly upright with a slurred curse. "Fine, don' talk t'me, shee 'fI care."
"You really want to know?"
"Mmuh?"
"The one I think about. Blonde, blue-eyed, kinda skinny, great legs," Zoro shrugged. "Likes black. Attitude you could cut with the flat of an oar. Sound familiar?"
Yeah, unfortunately. Shit. Barring the fact that this was a girl, Zoro might be describing Sanji himself. No wonder he wasn't getting anywhere, with competition like that.
Zoro snorted. "Competition?"
Oops. That had been his out-loud voice. He stood there, hand over his mouth, eyes wide, colour rising in his cheeks like the mercury in a candy thermometer.
Then something flashed across Zoro's face, heavy brows twitched, and Sanji found himself pressed back against the mast, arms like anchor cable pinning his knees, the steady rumbling purr of a tiger rubbing against his... Oh, my.
Zoro's hair was soft under his fingers, and maybe...
...
lover's long fingers
weave a sweetly drunken path
through green tiger fur
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Date: 2006-12-06 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 12:49 pm (UTC)*ahem* :) Glad you liked! (I'mma drag you into this fandom too, yuss... *grin*)
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Date: 2006-12-06 01:06 pm (UTC)*makes an escape while she still can*
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Date: 2006-12-06 03:40 am (UTC)I like how Zoro could be seen making that simile. Swords and more swords :D.
Oops. That had been his out-loud voice.
I'd have to say that that line WINS, XD. I also like how you write their speech when it's slurred too, or if it's accented.
...Sanji's so dumb XD. I love love love this fic.
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Date: 2006-12-06 12:52 pm (UTC)Yes, he is, but we luvs him anyway. And thank you! :)
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Date: 2006-12-06 03:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 12:55 pm (UTC)And, yeah, he does. Which is good... :) 'Cause he can get away with being *dumb* that way, and letting telling information slip, and, and... yuss. :)
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Date: 2006-12-06 04:51 am (UTC)Yeah. I still love you to death. This line made me laugh out loud, which I don't do all that often at fic (though I smile a lot): "Oops. That had been his out-loud voice." Plus I love the way Sanji justifies his drunkeness with the fact that they just can't both be sober and therefore that only leaves him. XD
I have a linguistics paper which refuses to be interesting or coherant that needs to be written. I'm so glad I found this after I got fedup with my research. *cuddles you* Seriously, your consistant writing is consistant and of high quality, what more could be asked for? ...Speaking of being asked for... are you doing to do the wish-list meme going around? Or is there anything I can write/frantically attempt to draw for you? *puppy eyes*
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Date: 2006-12-06 01:47 pm (UTC)*prods your silly linguistics paper with the back of a sharp claw* Behave, you!
Wish-list meme? Um... No, and probably not in my own LJ anyway; it's pretty much not-for-fandom. *shrugs* I did sign up for the OP_exchange, if that counts? And, um... I like art. Art is good. *Any* art is good, really, by virtue of being a present and 'cause you don't want to see how badly my stick-figures turn out. *wink* You've seen what I write, I'm sure you can figure something out. :)
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Date: 2006-12-06 04:57 am (UTC)*snickers* 'Oh, my' indeed. >D Now Zoro can get away with nuzzling Sanji~! Yay! XD
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Date: 2006-12-06 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-12-06 01:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 08:25 am (UTC)God I love your ideas. Wonderfully written, such a pleasure to read.
AND KITTIES. OMG.
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Date: 2006-12-06 01:57 pm (UTC)*comes back* *giggles with embarrassed delight some more* hee...
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Date: 2006-12-06 07:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 08:32 am (UTC)Marvelous, I'm so glad you continued with this X3 *explodes into happy purrs*
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Date: 2006-12-06 02:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-12-06 08:41 pm (UTC)Erm. *cough* Yes, well. Uh, that would be, um. *starry-eyed look* Please?
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Date: 2006-12-06 08:00 pm (UTC)Hee! x3
And yeah, definitely,
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Date: 2006-12-06 08:47 pm (UTC)And, the tora!Zoro - yes, yes. 'Cause, like, he *is*. Bigcat of best fit? *frowns to self* Something like that. (*And* it's cute.)
Glad you enjoyed!
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Date: 2006-12-06 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-07 03:20 am (UTC)Thank you! :)
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Date: 2006-12-07 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-07 11:26 pm (UTC)For t'other arc? One would hope so. *I* certainly hope so. They're being rather uncooperative right at the moment, but with a new topic up... :)
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Date: 2007-05-24 04:32 pm (UTC)Haiku. My dearest, darling, delectible writer...I...haiku!
One of these days I'm going to backlog through all of your works and study them in some sort of Karate Kid-esque montage of leveling up to awesome. Not as awesome as you, but a hell of a lot better.
....
Haiku
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Date: 2007-05-24 06:08 pm (UTC)... *continues wibbling back and forth for some time*
You... "leveling up"??? to me... *blinks* Erm. *wibbles some more* *decides on mostly "looking flattered" with the occasional trace of boggle* Eeee! :)