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onepieceyaoi100Title: Caught
Rating: pg-13? I think?
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro/Frankie
Topic: off topic, completely…sorry ;_;U
A/N: I like squirty cream?
ssshhshhhshsshshh
Zoro and Frankie stood outside the galley, looking at the door before them.
Shshshhssshsshsshhh
They exchanged a look. Frankie opened his mouth to say something and Zoro held up a hand to stop him.
“He’s probably making that frufru hot chocolate with spray cream on for Nami; she’s usually up late making maps.” Zoro whispered.
Frankie closed his mouth and nodded. Zoro turned back to the door and stared at it for a few moments before coming to some sort of conclusion. He reached out and placed a hand on the door knob cautiously.
Shshshshssssssshhhhhhhh
Frankie suddenly reached forward and placed his hand over Zoro’s in warning. They both stilled as the heard an odd moan from the galley, followed by another –
Shhhhshhhshhhhhhshhhh
“That’s it! I gotta know what going on in there!” Frankie growled and pushed the door open despite Zoro waving frantically that they should not, under any circumstance enter the kitchen uninvited. They both fell through the door, landing in a heap on the floor before the ship’s cook, who stared at them both as if they had miraculously sprouted feathers. The swordsman and shipwright returned the incredulous stare as they watched him slowly lower the spray cream can from his mouth and lick the last of the cream off his chin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nami looked at her watch in annoyance, Sanji was usually here by now, cooing and bringing her hot chocolate. She crept up to the galley placing her ear against the door.
Shhhhsshshshshsshsss-ssshshhh
So he was making it! She smiled as she pushed open the door and walked in, only to stop at the vision before her. Her jaw dropped and the three men on the galley table blinked. Sanji held up the cream weakly.
“Sorry Nami-swan, it seems we’re out of cream?”
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Rating: pg-13? I think?
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro/Frankie
Topic: off topic, completely…sorry ;_;U
A/N: I like squirty cream?
ssshhshhhshsshshh
Zoro and Frankie stood outside the galley, looking at the door before them.
Shshshhssshsshsshhh
They exchanged a look. Frankie opened his mouth to say something and Zoro held up a hand to stop him.
“He’s probably making that frufru hot chocolate with spray cream on for Nami; she’s usually up late making maps.” Zoro whispered.
Frankie closed his mouth and nodded. Zoro turned back to the door and stared at it for a few moments before coming to some sort of conclusion. He reached out and placed a hand on the door knob cautiously.
Shshshshssssssshhhhhhhh
Frankie suddenly reached forward and placed his hand over Zoro’s in warning. They both stilled as the heard an odd moan from the galley, followed by another –
Shhhhshhhshhhhhhshhhh
“That’s it! I gotta know what going on in there!” Frankie growled and pushed the door open despite Zoro waving frantically that they should not, under any circumstance enter the kitchen uninvited. They both fell through the door, landing in a heap on the floor before the ship’s cook, who stared at them both as if they had miraculously sprouted feathers. The swordsman and shipwright returned the incredulous stare as they watched him slowly lower the spray cream can from his mouth and lick the last of the cream off his chin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nami looked at her watch in annoyance, Sanji was usually here by now, cooing and bringing her hot chocolate. She crept up to the galley placing her ear against the door.
Shhhhsshshshshsshsss-ssshshhh
So he was making it! She smiled as she pushed open the door and walked in, only to stop at the vision before her. Her jaw dropped and the three men on the galley table blinked. Sanji held up the cream weakly.
“Sorry Nami-swan, it seems we’re out of cream?”
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Date: 2006-12-06 02:36 pm (UTC)Erm...
;)
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Date: 2006-12-06 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 02:46 pm (UTC)Priceless.
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Date: 2006-12-06 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 03:50 pm (UTC)Yep, definately.
Spray cream? £1.20
New red silk shirt? £59.99
Orgy with two of the most well endowed pirates in the strawhat crew and getting caught by Nami?: Priceless.
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Date: 2006-12-06 04:10 pm (UTC)*snorts* how about this?
New Ship: 300,000,000 beli
Fully Stocked Kitchen: 250,000 beli
Blackmail: 1,000,000 beli
Catching three of the manlier crew turning each other into human "banana" sundaes:
Priceless.
^_______^
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Date: 2006-12-06 04:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 05:57 pm (UTC)(* = blatant advertising for awesome doujin ~ thankies shadow-chan for your hard work)
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Date: 2006-12-06 07:02 pm (UTC)I don't like the stuff enough to spray it directly into my mouth, but Sanji all surprised with cream on his chin... HOW COULD YOU SAY NO. (I've been on such a Sanji kick lately... it's almost been weird.)
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Date: 2006-12-06 08:23 pm (UTC)(And I've been on such a Sanji kick lately I'm hoping that pun was unitentional, because that makes it all the more amusing)
XD X3 XD X3 XD
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Date: 2006-12-07 09:11 pm (UTC)<<; oh noes! What on earth do I do with the body? @_@ glad you liked ^_^
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Date: 2008-10-23 04:38 am (UTC)I can picture it so so very clearly!!
Great!