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[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

Title: Ship Rules
Rating: Suggestive
Word Count: 93
Pairing: Nakamaship
Topic: Bad Company, crack - it actually FITS. And I actually wrote a drabble again.



The Captain tops EVERYONE.

The Navigator cannot charge hourly rates. She can, however, record for profit posterity.

The Swordsman may not train beforehand, during, or afterwards. ESPECIALLY during.

The Sniper Great Captain Usopp also tops everyone. By virtue of his monsterous size mighty talent.

The Chef is not allowed to engage in contortionist competitions with the Captain.

The Doctor is not a sex aid.

The Archaeologist is strongly encouraged to continue her "hands on" approach.

The Shipwright is not allowed to swallow. EVER.

Comments

[admiralnaismith.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I have to wonder what kind of hairstyle THAT would give Franky. XD

Poor, poor Chopper!

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

.... James Bond or Indiana Jones? :D

"Look, Chopper, you got all these forms -"
"I'm not wasting a rumble ball to fulfil your perverted fantasies, you shitty pervert! *wriggles happily*"

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

The Swordsman may not train beforehand, during, or afterwards. ESPECIALLY during.

*snorts coffee up nose and chokes on breakfast*

*wipes monitor and keyboard off*

Urgh. Thanks, I needed that, my cold is doing *much* better now...
*hee*

(Oh, and Sanji? Luffy wins that competition, just, because, so. *pets* Sorry, honey...)

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

XD You're welcome.
I dreamed this up with a combination of cold/flu like discomfort + women's monthly thing. *gives out TMI*

.... the rules are not in order of join date for strawhats. It's in order of WHEN they came into existence. XDDD
And just FYI, the rules are set down by this order: Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Sanji, Nami.

As far as I can tell, the scribbles are when some strawhat "commented" with it.

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*ignores TMI* Some of the best crack!fic is written under similar circumstances, anyway. :)

Mah. Regardless of who wrote which rule, each is hilarious. :) Thanks much!

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does seem the best crack comes when you're high on giggles and discomfort/deprivation of some sort.

:D I meant it to be. SO glad to know it DID work and it's not too in-joke to understand - you're very welcome!

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

The Chef is not allowed to engage in contortionist competitions with the Captain.

Does this mean he can still 'engage in contortionist competitions' with other members of the crew?

And the 'hands on approach'? Yes please!

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely.

It's probably from having to untangle Luffy and Sanji from each other/general orgy pile once too often, hence the rule.

As long as LUFFY isn't involved, there would be less chances of the rest unable to get to a key knot because Zoro's asleep on it or Chopper's antlers are stuck.

... XD and you and me both for Robin, yesh, in light of this week's 437 spoilers.

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

you and me both for Robin, yesh, in light of this week's 437 spoilers

Huzzah! Huzzah I say! X3

[ptps.livejournal.com]

WIN.

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

I HOVE YOU 2!!!!!loloOMGLIEKYESH

[astrokender.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha... Training during, eh? What's he doing, weight training with Captain Usopp's monsterous size?

XD

"Doctor is not a sex aid"

I just got this horrible/hilarious image of a Chopper-French Tickler. O_o

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Glad to know that I'm not the only person who thinks Chopper can be and knows a lot more than he lets on. X3 Anyone remember "Does it have a vibration feature?"

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

Given Mama Doctorine as the source, he HAS to know. He just has to. XD

OHgod, that YES I need to post there.

[yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com]

...I just have to make the obvious comment... WHO WOULD TOP IN THE USOPP/LUFFY/USOPP SEXING?

And this has made me like Franky just a bit more. 'Cause the thought of his hair freaking out amuses me. MAYBE IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT SHAPES DEPENDING ON WHO IT WAS, THAT'D BE PRETTY COOL.

Lastly, although it's already been said, the Zoro comment is awesome.

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

..... hah! Don't you know that LUFFY is flexible to top and BE TOPPED in the same encounter? They're BOTH TOPPING in that instance.

*is shot*

I started with the last Rule and worked from an image of unstoppable "sex machine" Franky. XD;

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

the circle of 'love'

I can see him dancing now, with chopper and usopp as his new backing dancers... Groove man Groove!

[harmonde.livejournal.com]

The Chef is not allowed to engage in contortionist competitions with the Captain.

Which is really too bad, since that's something I'd definitely like to see. XD

And I love your icon!

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

It's amusing and funny the first few times, but a chore if it's a nightly occurrence.

THINK OF THE CLEANUP. Especially if Usopp's nose is involved in the tangle.

And thank you! I gonked it from ... somewhere. XD; there's a whole line of stationary/stickers of these kitty foods, called "nyan nyan neko". XD

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

*laughs* love it.