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onepieceyaoi100Title:: Feint
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Lucci/Paulie
Topic: Bad Company
Because when I think of 'bad company', I always seem to think of Lucci. I wonder why.
Feint
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The thugs had been thoroughly entangled in ropes when one of them panicked and pulled a gun on Paulie's back.
Perfect. Lucci couldn't have hoped for better if he'd planned it himself (he'd been considering it since the fight started, but hadn’t found a way of controlling all the variables).
Hattori flapped away with a screech that made Paulie look around in alarm - because it would be a pity if he missed this. Lucci himself was soundless as he shoved his fellow shipwright out of the way of the shot.
What followed went too fast even for Paulie, much less the thugs hired by his debtors to rough him up.
The bullet pinged harmlessly against Lucci's Tekkai, just above the abs. It didn't leave a mark. He staggered back-
"LUCCI!"
-and hit the sidewalk with a convincing thump as his finger punched a bloody groove above his fourth rib. That should do it.
The thugs scattered as the ropes fell.
"Lucci! Shit- say something!"
"Coooo?"
"NOT YOU, YOU FUCKING PIGEON!!"
Lucci modulated his voice to make Hattori sound as shaky as Paulie's hands. "...Just a graze."
Paulie found seven different ways of insulting Lucci's lack of smarts while sitting on the latter's bed, applying bandages. There was a tortured apology somewhere in there too. Then, sounding both reluctant and faintly, desperately hopeful..."Why?"
Lucci felt Paulie's long-standing attraction towards 'the pigeon-freak' finally shatter his resistance of same when Lucci leaned over and kissed him.
It was worth a minor scratch and letting some pitiful mugger live with the belief he'd winged Rob Lucci. He was now in close with Iceburg's right hand man. Affection, a little guilt and gratitude could be made to go a long way; one reason why Lucci made it a point to always avoid all three.
END
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Lucci/Paulie
Topic: Bad Company
Because when I think of 'bad company', I always seem to think of Lucci. I wonder why.
Feint
---
The thugs had been thoroughly entangled in ropes when one of them panicked and pulled a gun on Paulie's back.
Perfect. Lucci couldn't have hoped for better if he'd planned it himself (he'd been considering it since the fight started, but hadn’t found a way of controlling all the variables).
Hattori flapped away with a screech that made Paulie look around in alarm - because it would be a pity if he missed this. Lucci himself was soundless as he shoved his fellow shipwright out of the way of the shot.
What followed went too fast even for Paulie, much less the thugs hired by his debtors to rough him up.
The bullet pinged harmlessly against Lucci's Tekkai, just above the abs. It didn't leave a mark. He staggered back-
"LUCCI!"
-and hit the sidewalk with a convincing thump as his finger punched a bloody groove above his fourth rib. That should do it.
The thugs scattered as the ropes fell.
"Lucci! Shit- say something!"
"Coooo?"
"NOT YOU, YOU FUCKING PIGEON!!"
Lucci modulated his voice to make Hattori sound as shaky as Paulie's hands. "...Just a graze."
Paulie found seven different ways of insulting Lucci's lack of smarts while sitting on the latter's bed, applying bandages. There was a tortured apology somewhere in there too. Then, sounding both reluctant and faintly, desperately hopeful..."Why?"
Lucci felt Paulie's long-standing attraction towards 'the pigeon-freak' finally shatter his resistance of same when Lucci leaned over and kissed him.
It was worth a minor scratch and letting some pitiful mugger live with the belief he'd winged Rob Lucci. He was now in close with Iceburg's right hand man. Affection, a little guilt and gratitude could be made to go a long way; one reason why Lucci made it a point to always avoid all three.
END
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Date: 2006-12-07 01:43 am (UTC)"Coooo?"
"NOT YOU, YOU FUCKING PIGEON!!"
OH MY DOGGGGG WTF. THAT (ALMOST) MADE ME SPURT OUT SOYMILK. BUT, STILL CONDSIDER THAT A GREAT FEAT WORTHY OF A MEDAL! I JUST WANT TO BANG YOU SO HARD NOW.
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Date: 2006-12-07 05:05 pm (UTC)God, I love Hattori
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Date: 2006-12-07 02:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-07 06:45 am (UTC)I like how Paulie was yelling at Hattori XD
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Date: 2006-12-07 08:42 am (UTC)But that pigeon is mighty distracting. It was the key to Lucci's master plan. And it works. *stares at the pigeon helplessly*
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Date: 2010-01-24 03:56 pm (UTC)