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onepieceyaoi100So, after like two months of unexplained absence on Saturn, Kanthia brings you quite possibly the greatest achievement in literary something-or-other ever!
...Or not.
Title: Initiate! Interlude to Confrontation!
Rating: N for Not While Drinking Chocolate Milk, and PG-15 for Not Very Young Childers.
Word Count: 147
Pairing: LuSopp, implied ZoSan. (FIRST LUSOPP LULS)
Topic: Shower, ha ha.
Notes: Part three in a really dumb series. Part one can be found here, part two here.
//turn shower on
//make sex
“…Oi. Luffy.”
//make sex with usopp
//have sexings
“Luffy. What- what the hell?”
//make some more sextimes
“Nami wanted me to try it.”
//top
//do that thing zoro does with sanji
“What thing Zoro does with Sanji?”
“Was by the shower room-”
//more sex
“-And Zoro was taking a shower, but I was eating meat, and Sanji came in-”
//eat meat
//make sex again
“OI! WHAT THE CRAP KIND OF GAME IS THIS?”
//make shower hot
“’Member all that money coming in, that we didn’t know where it was from?”
//mouth thingie
“Yeah-”
“Nami’s been making sexy games. For the compumachine.”
//shampoo
“Er-”
“She drew all the gra-fics herself, too! Watch this!”
//make behind sexings
“…I’m going to go take a long, cold shower.”
//no more sex
“Good, ‘cause Nami says she’d get me meat if we gave her some more inspiration.”
...Or not.
Title: Initiate! Interlude to Confrontation!
Rating: N for Not While Drinking Chocolate Milk, and PG-15 for Not Very Young Childers.
Word Count: 147
Pairing: LuSopp, implied ZoSan. (FIRST LUSOPP LULS)
Topic: Shower, ha ha.
Notes: Part three in a really dumb series. Part one can be found here, part two here.
//turn shower on
//make sex
“…Oi. Luffy.”
//make sex with usopp
//have sexings
“Luffy. What- what the hell?”
//make some more sextimes
“Nami wanted me to try it.”
//top
//do that thing zoro does with sanji
“What thing Zoro does with Sanji?”
“Was by the shower room-”
//more sex
“-And Zoro was taking a shower, but I was eating meat, and Sanji came in-”
//eat meat
//make sex again
“OI! WHAT THE CRAP KIND OF GAME IS THIS?”
//make shower hot
“’Member all that money coming in, that we didn’t know where it was from?”
//mouth thingie
“Yeah-”
“Nami’s been making sexy games. For the compumachine.”
//shampoo
“Er-”
“She drew all the gra-fics herself, too! Watch this!”
//make behind sexings
“…I’m going to go take a long, cold shower.”
//no more sex
“Good, ‘cause Nami says she’d get me meat if we gave her some more inspiration.”
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Date: 2006-12-14 01:40 pm (UTC)Definitely N for "not while drinking". Thanks, kanthia!
*giggles some more*
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Date: 2006-12-14 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-14 03:02 pm (UTC)XD Superb, cracked me up. X3
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Date: 2006-12-14 03:35 pm (UTC)THIS IS THE BEST COMMAND NAME IN THE UNIVERSE.
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Date: 2006-12-14 04:33 pm (UTC)except //topx10000000no subject
Date: 2006-12-14 06:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-14 11:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-15 08:35 pm (UTC)*dies*
THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE MORE SEXTIMES. OH GODDDDDD XD XD XD THESE ROCK SO MUCH.
The transition between sexing and eating and sexing just cracks me up, and is so scarily Luffy.
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Date: 2006-12-16 04:59 am (UTC)