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onepieceyaoi100I love this topic! I've been waiting for the right time to use this idea. Lately, I cannot listen to “A Cautionary Song” by the Decemberists (my favorite band) without thinking of Usopp talking to Chopper about this.. so.. yeah. By the way, I don't believe I gave my idea much justice. I should have written this when I wasn't dead on my feet.
Title: What Sanji Really Does While The Crew Is Asleep
Topic: Truth (or lack of ^^;)
Pairing: UsoppxSanji
Rating: Er.. PG-13?
Word Count: 284
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece... and I doubt I could make it much better even if I did.
“Usopp.. where did you and Sanji disappear to last night? And why was Sanji limping this morning?” Chopper seemed worried, “he refuses to let me see what's wrong...”
Usopp laughed. “Of course I know what happened! You see.. every time we dock the ship... Sanji seems to vanish. Last night I followed him down to the east docks... and do you know what I saw!?”
“WHAT?” Chopped was completely enthralled.
“A Marine ship... he went on board a Marine ship. They had their hands all over him... and their lips! And then...” he paused.
“And then?!” Chopper's eyes had grown very, very large and he was just about jumping on top of Usopp.
“They led him to a cheap hotel. I followed, of course. And you could hear the moaning for MILES!” His grin stretched from one ear to the other.
"NO WAY! Really!?"
Usopp laughed, "Of course! So remember, you better be kind to Sanji. Because this is how he's paying for all the food we eat."
"I'll be super kind! I promise!"
It wasn't until later that day that Usopp realized that maybe he shouldn't have made his lie so... dirty. Sanji was fuming. “What the fuck was going through your head!? He's been telling the whole damn ship that I'm some kind of a whore!”
“Would you rather me tell them the truth?”
There was a loud sigh. “No... No, Usopp,” Sanji actually smiled. “Your lies make me seem much sexier. But, maybe if you could switch it to female marines...” Usopp kissed him.
“How about if I told them it was just one male pirate...” and that, Usopp figured, would be the first bit of truth he said all day.
~fin
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Personally, I believe that if anything Sanji more than likely would not be the sub in this relationship. However, the joke isn't as funny the other way around. (of course Usopp might have threatened him with bugs.. “lemme fuck you or you get the bug!” *snicker*)
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I may take this concept and make it into a bigger story (it would be more along the lines of ZoroxSanji, though.)
Title: What Sanji Really Does While The Crew Is Asleep
Topic: Truth (or lack of ^^;)
Pairing: UsoppxSanji
Rating: Er.. PG-13?
Word Count: 284
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece... and I doubt I could make it much better even if I did.
“Usopp.. where did you and Sanji disappear to last night? And why was Sanji limping this morning?” Chopper seemed worried, “he refuses to let me see what's wrong...”
Usopp laughed. “Of course I know what happened! You see.. every time we dock the ship... Sanji seems to vanish. Last night I followed him down to the east docks... and do you know what I saw!?”
“WHAT?” Chopped was completely enthralled.
“A Marine ship... he went on board a Marine ship. They had their hands all over him... and their lips! And then...” he paused.
“And then?!” Chopper's eyes had grown very, very large and he was just about jumping on top of Usopp.
“They led him to a cheap hotel. I followed, of course. And you could hear the moaning for MILES!” His grin stretched from one ear to the other.
"NO WAY! Really!?"
Usopp laughed, "Of course! So remember, you better be kind to Sanji. Because this is how he's paying for all the food we eat."
"I'll be super kind! I promise!"
It wasn't until later that day that Usopp realized that maybe he shouldn't have made his lie so... dirty. Sanji was fuming. “What the fuck was going through your head!? He's been telling the whole damn ship that I'm some kind of a whore!”
“Would you rather me tell them the truth?”
There was a loud sigh. “No... No, Usopp,” Sanji actually smiled. “Your lies make me seem much sexier. But, maybe if you could switch it to female marines...” Usopp kissed him.
“How about if I told them it was just one male pirate...” and that, Usopp figured, would be the first bit of truth he said all day.
~fin
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Personally, I believe that if anything Sanji more than likely would not be the sub in this relationship. However, the joke isn't as funny the other way around. (of course Usopp might have threatened him with bugs.. “lemme fuck you or you get the bug!” *snicker*)
____
I may take this concept and make it into a bigger story (it would be more along the lines of ZoroxSanji, though.)
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Date: 2006-12-16 08:51 am (UTC)typo--"You're lies make me seem..." should be Your. ;)
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Date: 2006-12-16 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-17 03:32 am (UTC)Hehe, I love it this way though, it just seems much hotter for some reason. (Usopp needs more love!!
By being the one in control:P) I like this story ^___^And I'm sure NObody has any complaints on getting to read another bigger ZxS story!! ^^
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Date: 2006-12-17 05:41 am (UTC)