[identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: Good Morning
Word Count: 278.
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: Sanji/losing at life (OMG OTP).
Topic: First impressions.


Sanji woke up slowly, in stages. He ached all over, especially his chest and hips, and his throat felt like he'd been gargling with pot cleaner.

He must've gotten really drunk last night. Really lucky, too, if the warm body next to his was any indication. It was a miracle the shitty old man wasn't in here howling at him already.

But Sanji wasn't one to question small blessings, and besides, he had a lady present. She deserved his fullest attention. Just as soon as he figured out which one she was.

He ran an exploratory hand up the smooth, warm back, eyes closed against the hangover headache he could feel looming just beyond his lids. Slim build...sharp shoulders...ah, there, the hair. He'd recognise those silky curls anywhere. He'd certainly spent enough time with his fingers tangled in them, getting what was arguably the best head in East Blue.

Roxanne-chwan, with her nice ass and her soft lips and her so-talented tongue and her willingness to use it at the drop of a hat. And she had deigned to bless him with her presence for an entire night. He could die happy now.

A little too happy, actually. His morning wood was rapidly in the process of becoming a morning tree from the presence of such a fair distaff dumpling. But it was Roxanne-chwan, so he didn't feel bad about pressing his hard-on against her shapely hip and asking if she minded helping him take care of that.

Usopp, knocked out of his hammock during the night by one of Luffy's more active dreams, woke up and screamed.

And so went Sanji's first morning on the Going Merry.

Date: 2006-12-27 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noodle6680.livejournal.com
Oh, Sanji.

WHY DO YOU FAIL SO MUCH.


Date: 2006-12-27 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-smaug.livejournal.com
But he didn't actually get to do anything last night, so it still counts? XD

Date: 2006-12-27 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noodle6680.livejournal.com
Of course!

.. It's Usopp! :D

Date: 2006-12-27 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com
Is it me, or does Sanji have RFS*?

I think the first symptoms occured when he first made contact with the mugiwara crew XD
Superb, and What a wake-up-call Usopp-'chwan'! You'll never need an alarm-clock ever again.

*Repetitive-Fail-Syndrome

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Date: 2006-12-27 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com
Party? Certainly!

A very accurate analysis of the patient. Oh Doctor! Is there a cure?
1 marimo, twice a day, one before breakfast and one after dinner
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Date: 2006-12-27 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzetigress.livejournal.com
No can do, I'm afraid. We still have **** squirrels lurking somewhere around here, and you KNOW what they'll do with anything peanut-butter-y...


;)

Date: 2006-12-28 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
Perhaps that won't be a problem if you have a green-haired nurse?

Date: 2006-12-28 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com
please tell me someone has read sexy hospital affair on dev-art please! XD Nurse Zoro is...well, Sanji's reaction just says it all =3

Date: 2006-12-28 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ptps.livejournal.com
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TI - *CANNONED*

HATE THE TWO OF YOU. HATE.


............SHUT UP.

Date: 2006-12-27 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
How is waking up next to Usopp "failing"? ^_^

Date: 2006-12-27 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
Ahhh.. Yep, that'd do it. Poor Sanji...

Date: 2006-12-27 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonde.livejournal.com
Usopp, knocked out of his hammock during the night by one of Luffy's more active dreams, woke up and screamed.

And so it begins.......XDDDDDDDDD

Date: 2006-12-27 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
OH SHIT.

I CAN'T. STOP. DYING.

Date: 2006-12-27 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
Well, no wonder, given who you've got in your icon... Why'd you have to go and tell him your real name?!
^_^

Date: 2006-12-27 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA LOLOL At first I couldn't remember what icon I had used and was all "WAIT WHAT IS THIS CRAZY PERSON TALKING ABOUT?!" BUT I GET IT NOW. HAHAHAHA ♥

Date: 2006-12-27 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
^_^ And he looks really crazy in that picture too. Yike. O_O
BTW, have you tried decaf...? ^_~

Date: 2006-12-27 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. I'M JUST THIS WAY. D: IT'S A BIRTH DEFECT OR SOMETHING. I maybe someone dropped me when I was a baby.

Date: 2006-12-27 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
OOooh.. Ok. O_O
You know I'm just funnin' with you, right? ^_^

Date: 2006-12-27 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
AND I WITH YOU, though not completely. XDXDXD

Date: 2006-12-27 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bowlnoodle.livejournal.com
OMFG Yes! Oh man that was just awesome. Poor Usopp... Poor Sanji XD

Date: 2006-12-28 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dethorats
Sanji's pitiful life makes me happy.

Date: 2006-12-28 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ptps.livejournal.com
SANJI/LOSING AT LIFE IS MY NEW OTP TOO. AND GODS WILL YOUR LAME PUNS AND PLAYS ON WORDS EVER STOP DTGJSTRYFKSRTSJET

MORNING TREE.

........MORNING TREE.

AND DEFEAT FROM JAWS OF VICTORY WHAT ADSFJDKTUKSXTRDFYKHXMTFHY

I HATE YOU.

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