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And thus, she presents some utter weird-osity.
Title: Suzukisan!
Rating: G / PG
Word Count: 316 (PHAIL)
Pairing: Luffy and Usopp. And Chopper. Being stupid. And mentions of Smoker x Ace in the omake.
Topic: Trade
Notes: C'mon...it was begging to be done.
“Trade you my Diglett for your Zapdos.”
“…No.”
“Aw, c’mon Luffy. Diglett are way cool.”
“But Zapdos is yellow and pointy!”
“Oh, I guess you don’t know about Diglett’s secret.”
“Mwah?”
“If you have three Diglett and hold your Gameboy upside-down, you get- um- a year’s supply of free meat!”
“…SO COOL!”
“Oh, Chopper- I was just telling Luffy about Diglett’s secret.”
“Wait, can’t you catch as many Diglett as you want in the Diglett tunn-”
“Free meat.”
“…Gimme your Likitung instead.”
“No way! There’s only one in the whole game! I spent hours tirelessly leveling my Slowpoke for that!”
“But he has such a boingy tounge! Boioioioing!”
“Um, Usopp?”
“Yeah, Chopper?”
“You know about Missigno, right?”
“BOIOIOIOING!”
“Trade you my Missigno for your, um, did you start with Charmander or Bulbasaur?”
“…YOU CAUGHT MISSIGNO? SO COOL!”
“It was a long and fearsome battle! He kept coming for me with his infernal Water Gun, but the Great Captain Usopp-sama will not be stopped by mere pixels and water…”
“HEY GUYS ANYONE HAVE A DIGLETT?”
“…And then I threw an Ultra Ball! It rocked back and forth with- er- intrepidation for five- ten- FIFTEEN SECONDS!”
“And then?”
“It STOPPED!”
“HEY GUYS SERIOUSLY. I’LL TRADE MY CHARLIZARD FOR A DIGLETT AND A LIKITUNG.”
“…But didn’t your game get messed up afterwards?”
“The Great Captain Usopp-sama’s game will never- WHAT’S THIS?”
“…My Charlizard and my Zapdos. For two Digletts and a Likitung.”
“Oh noes! Usopp, what happened?”
“Just kidding.”
“HEY GUYS YOU AREN’T LISTENING.”
“Oh! Right. Fine. I’ll trade you my precious Diglett and Likitung for your Charizard, your Zapdos and your Flareon. And two Oddish.”
“Okay- wait a minute…”
“Usopp?”
“Chopper! Can’t you see I’m about to seal a major trade here?”
“…The link cables are missing.”
“…Oh.”
“I think I know why your Jigglypuff went missing last night…and why Franky kept trying to sing us to sleep.”
x x x
-omake
//trade koffing
/SMOKER stares at you with a vacant glare.
/you begin to suspect that SMOKER
/does not appreciate a good joke.
/perhaps asking for a MOLTRES in
/return was a bit excessive.
/what will you do?
//initiate sexual confrontation
x x x
And just for the record, they're playing Red and Blue (not FireRed and LeafGreen), because I said so.
Suzukisan is the name of a rediculously stupid animutation set to an equally weird Japanese song about trading Pokemon. With Imakuni.
Kanthia is back from the dead with some stupidity. She apologizes many times for being away and boring, but it was because she was more than slightly distracted by a certain community
capslock_opAnd thus, she presents some utter weird-osity.
Title: Suzukisan!
Rating: G / PG
Word Count: 316 (PHAIL)
Pairing: Luffy and Usopp. And Chopper. Being stupid. And mentions of Smoker x Ace in the omake.
Topic: Trade
Notes: C'mon...it was begging to be done.
“Trade you my Diglett for your Zapdos.”
“…No.”
“Aw, c’mon Luffy. Diglett are way cool.”
“But Zapdos is yellow and pointy!”
“Oh, I guess you don’t know about Diglett’s secret.”
“Mwah?”
“If you have three Diglett and hold your Gameboy upside-down, you get- um- a year’s supply of free meat!”
“…SO COOL!”
“Oh, Chopper- I was just telling Luffy about Diglett’s secret.”
“Wait, can’t you catch as many Diglett as you want in the Diglett tunn-”
“Free meat.”
“…Gimme your Likitung instead.”
“No way! There’s only one in the whole game! I spent hours tirelessly leveling my Slowpoke for that!”
“But he has such a boingy tounge! Boioioioing!”
“Um, Usopp?”
“Yeah, Chopper?”
“You know about Missigno, right?”
“BOIOIOIOING!”
“Trade you my Missigno for your, um, did you start with Charmander or Bulbasaur?”
“…YOU CAUGHT MISSIGNO? SO COOL!”
“It was a long and fearsome battle! He kept coming for me with his infernal Water Gun, but the Great Captain Usopp-sama will not be stopped by mere pixels and water…”
“HEY GUYS ANYONE HAVE A DIGLETT?”
“…And then I threw an Ultra Ball! It rocked back and forth with- er- intrepidation for five- ten- FIFTEEN SECONDS!”
“And then?”
“It STOPPED!”
“HEY GUYS SERIOUSLY. I’LL TRADE MY CHARLIZARD FOR A DIGLETT AND A LIKITUNG.”
“…But didn’t your game get messed up afterwards?”
“The Great Captain Usopp-sama’s game will never- WHAT’S THIS?”
“…My Charlizard and my Zapdos. For two Digletts and a Likitung.”
“Oh noes! Usopp, what happened?”
“Just kidding.”
“HEY GUYS YOU AREN’T LISTENING.”
“Oh! Right. Fine. I’ll trade you my precious Diglett and Likitung for your Charizard, your Zapdos and your Flareon. And two Oddish.”
“Okay- wait a minute…”
“Usopp?”
“Chopper! Can’t you see I’m about to seal a major trade here?”
“…The link cables are missing.”
“…Oh.”
“I think I know why your Jigglypuff went missing last night…and why Franky kept trying to sing us to sleep.”
x x x
-omake
//trade koffing
/SMOKER stares at you with a vacant glare.
/you begin to suspect that SMOKER
/does not appreciate a good joke.
/perhaps asking for a MOLTRES in
/return was a bit excessive.
/what will you do?
//initiate sexual confrontation
x x x
And just for the record, they're playing Red and Blue (not FireRed and LeafGreen), because I said so.
Suzukisan is the name of a rediculously stupid animutation set to an equally weird Japanese song about trading Pokemon. With Imakuni.
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Date: 2007-01-23 02:37 pm (UTC)This is awesome, especially trading pokemon cards *whips out walking stick* Reminds me of the good old days! ^_^
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Date: 2007-01-24 02:50 am (UTC)Yup.
Understandably, my favouritest thing about the Missigno glitch is Glitch City~
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Date: 2007-01-24 04:01 pm (UTC)I named myself Cat or Cate or something on mine and a level 70 wartortle showed up when I did the glitch.
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Date: 2007-01-24 06:29 am (UTC)God I luv the pokemons.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEYMANS
Date: 2007-01-23 08:52 pm (UTC)pfffCHARLIZARD XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Date: 2007-01-23 09:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 11:38 pm (UTC)Haha, pokemon indeed. I'm glad this is written about the original two pokemon games, so I actually do know all of them < <; I got sorta lost after the rest came out.
3 diglets = MEAT!
"Ussop will not be intimidated by mere pixles of water!". Yeah, this is totally strawhats playing pokemon. Right down to losing the link cable hehe.
Ace and Smoker bit at the end was amusing too ::grin::.