Sanji PWNS

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

Title: Unexpected Discoveries
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Sanji WINS!!!

“Well…This one is a whip, and this one is a flogger…so this has to be some sorta weapon too, right?” Usopp reasoned as he turned the strange object over in his hands.

 

“Weapon?” Chopper squeaked, his imagination coming up with all sorts of possibilities to how to use the object as such.

 

“It’s not gold. Let’s throw it back.” Nami sulked.

 

“W-wait a minute Nami, maybe I can use it for something.” Usopp defended.

 

“I think he’s right, Navigator-san I’ve never seen anything like this before.” Robin eased the object out of Usopp’s hand before closely inspecting it.

 

“It’s obviously a weapon because it’s with other weapons. “ Zoro stated confidently as he snatched the object away. Luffy, Franky, and Usopp nodded in agreement. Chopper’s eyes grew wider. Robin sank deeper in thought. Nami rolled her eyes and shrugged. Sanji, who’d been calmly standing in the corner listening, swaggered over arrogantly. He took the mystery object from Zoro and slipped it in to his pocket.

 

“They’re called anal beads.” Sanji said with absolute certainty. Seven pair of shocked eyes stared at the cook. Sanji smiled smugly before leaning down and whispering something in the swordsman’s ear. The deep crimson red that began to heat Zoro’s face cued everyone to leave before they were caught in the crossfire of what surely going to be a legendary fight.

 

The next morning

 

“Chopper why does Zoro have cotton balls stuffed up his nose?” Usopp asked.

 

“He came to me this morning with nosebleeds. I tried a lot of things, but he said as long as Sanji was on board it he would have to live with it. Maybe it’s the cologne or something.”

 

“Um…Chopper do you know where that ‘thing’ went?”

 

“I haven’t seen it since Sanji took it.”

 

“Do you think…”

 

“…”

Comments

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Aw yeah, baby!!

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

*evil smirk*

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*tries very hard to picture anal beads as a potential weapon*
*fails*

Well, unless you count death-by-bloodloss, that is...

*hee* :)

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA Your just not trying hard enough. I can think of five good ways to kill some one with anal bead...Probably.

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

...Probably, she says. Uh, huh. *grins*
Tell you what, though, he's certainly doing a number on Zoro, no? :) *hee*

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

;)

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, YES! I always knew that Sanji had a thing for toys, if only he could get his hands on some. XD I might have to join Zoro on that nosebleed... <3

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

At least if you join him he won't feel so dumb walking around with a nose full of cotton.

[hypnosprostatis.livejournal.com]

I do hope they were cleaned... second hand toys... ::shivers in grossed-out-ness::

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

Sanji is a cook of course he know all about sterilization, :P

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

Perpetual nosebleeds aren't that big a deal for someone who regularly loses his body-weight in blood during fights, so Zoro will be fine, and at at least he'll be having a lot of fun. Or Sanji will. Or both! Hey, double win ^_____^