Late again... OR, Afterthoughts HO!!!

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Title: You meant...?
Topic: Sanji wins!
Word Count: 175
Rating: PG15 for implications and language
Pairing: implies SanZo
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Nami's peeved. Robin's distracted.

Excuse: *hee* This popped into my head last night. Some part of me can't quite believe nobody else went here yet.

Notes: I think this one counts as Nami losing, for a change?

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"snARl mutter stupid Zoro mumble biggest prick I've ever mutter grumble gripe."

She slammed the door behind herself.

"Oh," said Robin, eyes distant and voice distracted, "I do believe Cook-san's is bigger, Navigator-san."

"What?" Nami cried, then spotted her companion's expression. "I meant, he's the biggest asshole I've ever met, not that he has the... least to compensate for."

"Ah," Robin nodded sagely, eyes still fixed on the far wall (and right through it). "That's just as well, since Cook-san does seem to prefer dishing it out."

"Huu!!!!" Nami gurgled, then snapped her mouth shut and glared at Robin for a moment (unnoticed) before announcing, "I think I'll just go wash that thought out my brain, now, excuse me please," and marching out of the room again.

"Oh," Robin commented softly. "I wouldn't do that were I you, Navigator-san. They're in the shower, after all."

But Nami had already gone, and a moment later three screams (well, two and a bellow, and the high-pitched scream was several beats after the others), echoed through the ship.

Comments

[adaliseranis.livejournal.com]

Several beats after the others? O.O So many different possibilities... Damn your Robin-like vaugeness!
And once again, Robin proves that you CAN do good with the powers that come from hell.

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*hee* But it's such *fun* to picture the possibilities, right? }:)

[sweetmoons.livejournal.com]

He he! When will they ever learn to lock their doors and close the curtains huh? Here's a icon of Zoro's big ass lol

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Cute ass icon, thanks! :)

And, yeah, but, y'know, with ROBIN around, just closing the curtains and locking the doors isn't all that effective anyway, so, uh, yeah. :)

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes we do, don't we? :) And who can blame her, really? :)

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

lol Robin and Nami wins this one too.

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*grins* Well, Robin certainly does! :) I dunno if Nami thinks she's won, tho'... ;) Glad you enjoyed!