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Title: Itchy
Topic: Issues
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG...maybe PG-13?
Pairing:  Kaku/Lucci
Warning: No spoilers per se, but you won't get it unless you've read to at least chapter 349 or watched up to episode 245.

Kaku scratched the back of his neck under his collar, only succeeding in removing more of his skin with his fingernails, and gave up searching through one construction spot in favor of another. No sign there, either, but Paulie was there, hammering a strake onto the side of a soon-to-be ship.
 
“Paulie-san?” Kaku asked, scratching his left side just under the ribcage and looking more annoyed than Paulie had ever seen him.
 
“Yeah?” said Paulie, removing a nail from his mouth and pausing before putting it to use to allow the other shipwright to speak.
 
“Have you seen Lucci-san anywhere?” He bent to scratch his knee.
 
“Uh, yeah, the pigeon freak went over that way just a second ago.” Paulie gestured with his hammer, nodded at Kaku’s thanks, and went back to work, wondering what on earth was going on.
 
Kaku spotted his companion a moment later, overseeing the work of some new shipwrights. “Lucci-san!” he called, scratching his arm. “May I have a word with you, please?”
 
Lucci raised an eyebrow, but followed as Kaku led them behind a stack of crates. He said nothing, but Hattori tilted his head and cooed inquiringly.
 
“Lucci,” Kaku began, but then his eye twitched, and he gritted his teeth. He held up a finger for pause, tore his cap off, and scratched furiously at his scalp with both hands for a long moment. At length, he stopped, replaced his cap, and glared at Lucci with accusatory, irritable eyes, clearly half-mad from itching. “Lucci…we have an issue.”
 
The other man raised that eyebrow again and frowned, crossing his arms. Kaku clenched his jaw and took a deep breath.
 
“Look, Lucci,” he snapped, in an uncharacteristic display of frustration, “If you don’t take a flea bath I’m going to have to cut you off.”

Date: 2007-03-10 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com
FLEA COLLAR!!!!

problem solved XD

Date: 2007-03-10 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanchan.livejournal.com
That just begs to be a fanart, seriously

Date: 2007-03-11 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maldoror-gw.livejournal.com
Seconded! Especially a spiky-collar type flea repellant. Rowf!

Date: 2007-03-10 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanchan.livejournal.com
*falls over giggling* Poor Kaku

Date: 2007-03-11 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhythmia.livejournal.com
*giggles and dies* I totally did NOT see that coming, I had a vague idea of poison ivy IDON'TKNOWWHY but heeeeee. Oh, I fail, I will comment on your other stories a bit later when I have time, I just had to jump in and write this. :OP

Date: 2007-03-12 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] interestinglive.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fleas! Great!

Date: 2007-03-17 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aru-kyou.livejournal.com
wow... totally cracked up, complete with mountain dew up my nose...^_^

absolutely great! totally bookmark worthy :)

Date: 2007-03-26 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ironpuncher2.livejournal.com
XD Fabulous. May I post this on Ocean Ave (http://oceanave.ironpuncher.net/)?

Date: 2007-04-01 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ironpuncher2.livejournal.com
Thanks! It'll be up by tomorrow :D

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