I'm Going to Hell!

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

Title: A Man’s Promise

Pairing: Zoro and Sanji, but none really.

Word Count: 175

Rating: PG

Topic: Issues

Warning: I’m really sorry…

Two men stood absolutely still. Eyes locked and cheeks flushed with something more than mere embarrassment, it was more like ‘I’d rather being tortured to death for a week straight than standing in this particular spot at this particular moment with this particular object in my hand’ kind of complete and utter shame. Both men wanted to look away, but both to stubborn to do so. A rough jolt of the ship, an obvious sign from the heavens, forced their eyes apart simultaneously and ended the stalemate. 

 

“Um…Well you see…it’s really not for me…I just found it…a-and…”

 

“Yeah…um…me too…yeah… I w-was on my way t-to throw it away....”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Yeah.”

 

Their gazes connected again in a silent promise above all promises. Two heads nodded in agreement and the oath was sealed. Zoro continued down the hall forgetting he ever saw Men’s Issues Monthly opened too the article ‘How to Add That Needed Length to Your Penis’ just like Sanji would completely forget the same issue opened to the article ‘Ways to Fight Against Erectile Dysfunction’.

Comments

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

I sprained something from laughing so hard. Shame on you!

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

lol *hangs head in shame* Sorry?

[orange-smaug.livejournal.com]

I think I pulled something laughing at this...apparently somethings *are* more sacred than one-upping your rival XD.

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

there is no way either can win.

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHHAHAHAH- *is kicked and cut at once*

Ah, the sacred brotherhood of man which does kick in in extreme conditions ^_^

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

lol Its the deepest bond there is!

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

@_@ My eyes grew about 7 sizes. Awesome.

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

Haha Thanks!

[sweetmoons.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! Sanji's is too short and Zoro can't keep it up! I don't know which is worse! You'd think, 'well hey at least Sanji can finish,' but when you look at the cures lmao omg! The little blue pills kill the penis pump dead! LMAO great work!

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

I couldn't decide either thats how it ended in stalemate. thanks

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

O_o; I think I'm a bad person...because as soon as I read this i thought...Zoro would be unmatched in the ways of oral pleasure and Sanji wouldn't have to worry about Zoro choking on his-

...I'll go and do something constructive now, like a cold shower XD

[interestinglive.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA! Now that I read your comment, I think might need a cold shower so I don't write about it.

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Nuuuu! Have a hot shower, get all hot and bothered and WRITE LASS WRITE! XD

Then have Usopp reading an article about 'How to Tell Your Captain that The Ships Cook is getting Serviced by the First Mate, And How to Get Him In Your Pants