Heeheehee...

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Title: Size Matters
Topic: Franky!
Word Count: 75
Rating: PG
Pairing: San/Zo; Uso/Lu; and...
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Meanwhile, over in the Everyone-Is-Gay universe...

Excuse: None whatsoever. *hee* Pure stupidity. Because I already wrote het pr0n this week, and lots of it. Although there is a small observation about common yaoi pairings in this fandom that might have something to do with it.

Notes: I first met the EIG universe in GW fandom. It was the only possible way to explain how on Earth (AND the Colonies!), with over a dozen main characters, entire fics could be written without the briefest whiff of anything resembling a het pairing for any of them.

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"Nah, Chopper," Zoro remarked from where he lay, head in Sanji's lap and ignoring the blond's loud instructions for Luffy to quit tickling Usopp so noisily. He waved a hand towards where Franky was coming into the bunkroom, head (as Chopper's own would certainly do in Heavypoint) brushing the top of the doorframe. "Didn't I tell you we'd find you one your size?"

Chopper transformed before wriggling, "That doesn't make me happy at all, aho!"

Comments

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Bwahahah! Oh, EIG universe is soooo very pretty, it's like a fangirl paradise. XD Love Chopper's reaction, and how Franky clearly doesn't have a say in it at all.

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it is! And, you know, there's the obligatory violent courtship phase to get through of course, but, nope, not really. :) After all, who can resist the Chopper? :)

[hinas-otaku.livejournal.com]

Lol!! So that is Franky's primary function: to be a partner for Chopper. For now the crew is an even number once more and everyone can be paired off nicely, three yaoi couples and one yuri. Franky will just have to get used to it XD

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*grins* Well, it also makes for awesome symmetry in group photographs, but, yes, I'd say so. *heh* I dunno, you think he'll mind? ;)

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Franky will just have to get used to it.

There, fixed that for you... ^_^

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*hee* Sank-yuu!

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

I love drabble posts where the actual drabble is shorter than the explanation. XDXD oh EIG. No one in EIG Universe gets served fruity drinks tho, cuz Sanji only cares about peenor! *sad*

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*grins* Glad you approve! :) There was a brief toss at the 15-word version, but, somehow, I am just not that good. Yet. :)

As for the fruity drink service... in EIG universe, I think Sanji is a fruity drink, so I think that's covered, nah? :)

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

...... AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*heh* *curtsey*

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

LOL! This is even more amusing when paired with that other drabble, 'Mistaken Identity'. Poooooooor Franky...

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*snrk* So 'tis, so 'tis... :) Still, Chopper is teh cute, so I don't think he'd mind too much, hmm?

[hinas-otaku.livejournal.com]

Wow, my drabble got a mention in a comment! Maybe he won't mind much if it's just cuddling; Chopper will be nice to snuggle on cold winter nights.
... But then, in the EIG universe, it's *never* just cuddling is it? XD Poooooooor Franky, indeed!

[fenm.livejournal.com]

What I think is interesting is that I've seen shows where EIG is canon. Are there any straight guys--or women--in Sukisho? Heh.
Cute story, btw. Alllllll sorts of interesting images... ^_^

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Canon... whoo. Hadn't so much as heard of Sukisho before now, so can't say, but... Huh.

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:)

Glad you liked!

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks!