Exam revision does strange things to my mind...

[sparkestra.livejournal.com]

Title: Craftwork
Topic: Knots
Rating: NC-17? It's got a naughty word and some possibly traumatic nudity.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro. Sort of.
Disclaimer: I wasn't originally going to post this but hinas_otaku insisted that I should (thus part of the blame falls upon her now!) and I'm too easily swayed.

Whenever Zoro sees someone tying up a knot to secure the sails, he mentally shudders. Up until that night, a knot conjured up images of a secure fastening, a measurement of speed, a dark marking in a board of wood, anything as far away as possible from the unique application of the word that Luffy had once made him witness. He loved Luffy but damn, sometimes his captain had some pretty bizarre trails of thought crossing the vast empty expanse of territory that was his mind.

Zoro had awoken to find that something warm and gangly was frantically poking him and whining quietly into his ear.

"Zorooo!"

Zoro eased open his sleep-heavy eyelids only to be greeted by a bleary view of Luffy’s crotch almost directly at face level. Not an uncommon sight for Zoro to awake to but at this hour had all the charm of a cat sat on a doorstep proudly presenting its owner with a dead mouse. He closed his eyes again.

"Luffy, don’t point that thing at me, not now…"

"But I did something to it for you," wheedled Luffy, "It’s a present."

"What are you on about?" moaned Zoro and hauled himself upright. Once the sleepy fog had subsided, the meaning of Luffy’s "present" became apparent.

"What the hell did you do that for?!" hissed the swordsman, his face scrunched up in disgust.

"It’s a present and you always put bows on top of presents so…"

"You tied a knot in your dick because it was a present?!"

"It’s for you to unwrap."
"No, fucking way!" growled Zoro and booted a protesting Luffy back to his own bed. But the mental damage had been done and Zoro lay awake for a long time afterwards, the image of Luffy’s "craftwork" forever burned into his memory.

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I swear I'll write something less lewd to make up for this one...

Comments

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHcoughsplutterHAHAHAhackwheezeHAHdie

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA! Oh man, you'll have all the guys reading this (if there are any) wincing in sympathy. Lol, love the imagary, too. 'his captain had some pretty bizarre trails of thought crossing the vast empty expanse of territory that was his mind.' Hear ye, hear ye, we have an accurate description! The dead mouse thing also rung a chord ^__^

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

*wheeze*

That just killed me. Luffy-logic is fatal.

*dies*

[black-dove100.livejournal.com]

You know...when I saw the theme was knots...I just KNEW someone would do something like this! People really need to put more of Luffy's rubber abilities in when it comes to this kind of thing with him and Zoro.

[silverladys9sf.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahaomgspluttersplutterhahahaha. That's made of happy.