sorry to double post.
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Title: It's on my Face! UGH!
Pairing: Sanji ~~~molestingFranky
Warnings/blame: Idea was mine but I assure you this was entirely encouraged by [Unknown site tag] Umm...I mean franky! Yeah! People must know of his trauma!
Topic: Tentacles
Word Count: 234
"GETITOFFFFFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!"
Franky turned to Zoro with a mix of shock and horror on his face. He pointed to the flailing cook to better illustrate the source of his confusion.
Zoro looked up from polishing his swords, scratched his nose and shook his head.
"S'not my turn. Do it yourself."
Franky paused, this was a regular occurence? Apparently so. He stood up, this was obviously a test! To see just how super he was...to see just how much he loved his nakama!
It was a good two hours before he caught the cook, who put up quite the fight as he tore around the deck pulling at the 'tentacled~monstrosity' that was clinging to his face.
Prying off the beast and casting it back into the sea whence it came Franky looked down on the quivering cook in his arms.
Cradling him gently he whispered soothing nothings to the shaking blonde until he stilled.
Then to his own shock he found something plastered to his own face.
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^ _W
It took a good hour to pry Sanji's lips away from his 'rescuer's'. The rescuer in question was still enacting what was considered by all to be a very realistic guppy impression.
All in all Zoro wished he'd actually have saved himself the trouble and dealt with the problem in the first place.
It would have saved him the traumatic ordeal of having to chase down a flailing carpenter with a blonde~moron attached to his face.
Pairing: Sanji ~~~
Warnings/blame: Idea was mine but I assure you this was entirely encouraged by [Unknown site tag] Umm...I mean franky! Yeah! People must know of his trauma!
Topic: Tentacles
Word Count: 234
"GETITOFFFFFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!"
Franky turned to Zoro with a mix of shock and horror on his face. He pointed to the flailing cook to better illustrate the source of his confusion.
Zoro looked up from polishing his swords, scratched his nose and shook his head.
"S'not my turn. Do it yourself."
Franky paused, this was a regular occurence? Apparently so. He stood up, this was obviously a test! To see just how super he was...to see just how much he loved his nakama!
It was a good two hours before he caught the cook, who put up quite the fight as he tore around the deck pulling at the 'tentacled~monstrosity' that was clinging to his face.
Prying off the beast and casting it back into the sea whence it came Franky looked down on the quivering cook in his arms.
Cradling him gently he whispered soothing nothings to the shaking blonde until he stilled.
Then to his own shock he found something plastered to his own face.
@
^ _W
It took a good hour to pry Sanji's lips away from his 'rescuer's'. The rescuer in question was still enacting what was considered by all to be a very realistic guppy impression.
All in all Zoro wished he'd actually have saved himself the trouble and dealt with the problem in the first place.
It would have saved him the traumatic ordeal of having to chase down a flailing carpenter with a blonde~moron attached to his face.
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Date: 2007-05-03 10:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-03 10:48 pm (UTC)-
salmon_pinkI mean, uh, Franky. Yes, it's Franky.no subject
Date: 2007-05-03 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-03 11:04 pm (UTC)...
...
*blinks* Oh, my...
*hee*
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Date: 2007-05-03 11:07 pm (UTC)...I know that sound. That's the sound of a plotbunny being born.
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Date: 2007-05-04 11:55 am (UTC)And, yes, indeed it is... Except it may, all things considered, be a plot *squirrel* instead, but it doesn't make much diff-- Well, some. The bunnies chase me around with *things* hastily scribbled down on lettuce leaves; the squirrels, however, proudly throw nuts in my general direction and expect me to make something of them...
*cough* Grapes, anyone?
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Date: 2007-05-04 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-05 12:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-05 02:15 pm (UTC)Can anyone tell me where that fic is? Pwease? *_*
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Date: 2007-05-05 06:38 pm (UTC)Although it was an orange shirt that the squirrels got in those, and Zoro that got distracted by the red one... (Unless, of course, you're talking about THE red-shirt fics, but I don't think there's any peanut butter in those.)
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Date: 2007-05-04 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-09 06:13 am (UTC)*high-pitched squee-ing* XD that was fun~ (sanji's a blonde tantacle-thing too~ xDD)