[identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: It's on my Face! UGH!
Pairing: Sanji ~~~molestingFranky
Warnings/blame: Idea was mine but I assure you this was entirely encouraged by [Unknown site tag] Umm...I mean franky! Yeah! People must know of his trauma!
Topic: Tentacles
Word Count: 234



"GETITOFFFFFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!"

Franky turned to Zoro with a mix of shock and horror on his face. He pointed to the flailing cook to better illustrate the source of his confusion.

Zoro looked up from polishing his swords, scratched his nose and shook his head.

"S'not my turn. Do it yourself."

Franky paused, this was a regular occurence? Apparently so. He stood up, this was obviously a test! To see just how super he was...to see just how much he loved his nakama!

It was a good two hours before he caught the cook, who put up quite the fight as he tore around the deck pulling at the 'tentacled~monstrosity' that was clinging to his face.

Prying off the beast and casting it back into the sea whence it came Franky looked down on the quivering cook in his arms.

Cradling him gently he whispered soothing nothings to the shaking blonde until he stilled.

Then to his own shock he found something plastered to his own face.

@
^ _W

It took a good hour to pry Sanji's lips away from his 'rescuer's'. The rescuer in question was still enacting what was considered by all to be a very realistic guppy impression.

All in all Zoro wished he'd actually have saved himself the trouble and dealt with the problem in the first place.

It would have saved him the traumatic ordeal of having to chase down a flailing carpenter with a blonde~moron attached to his face.

Date: 2007-05-03 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inferni-spei.livejournal.com
I love this topic <3

Date: 2007-05-03 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Your Sanji face in the middle? Awesooooooooooome! Loved this, poor Franky, had to be initiated by saving Sanji from his phobia of tentacle rape. Have the most bizarre image in my head of Franky thanking Zoro in the same way that Sanji had thanked Franky. XD

- salmon_pink I mean, uh, Franky. Yes, it's Franky.

Date: 2007-05-03 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzetigress.livejournal.com
Franky thanking Zoro in the same way

...

...

*blinks* Oh, my...

*hee*

Date: 2007-05-03 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
WEEBL AND BOB ICON! ♥

...I know that sound. That's the sound of a plotbunny being born.

Date: 2007-05-04 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzetigress.livejournal.com
Yes, yes it is! Although I can't recall which one that one is... :S

And, yes, indeed it is... Except it may, all things considered, be a plot *squirrel* instead, but it doesn't make much diff-- Well, some. The bunnies chase me around with *things* hastily scribbled down on lettuce leaves; the squirrels, however, proudly throw nuts in my general direction and expect me to make something of them...

*cough* Grapes, anyone?

Date: 2007-05-04 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
Guh, I hate plot squirrels. Usually they just whitter about pairings, and expect you to pull a plot out of your arse. XD

Date: 2007-05-05 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzetigress.livejournal.com
Don't forget the nut-throwing... But, yeah, still. Annoying, isn't it? And then, after that, then run away and chitter at you. *sigh*

Date: 2007-05-05 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzetigress.livejournal.com
Erm, you're talking about "Squirrelly Wrath? (http://community.livejournal.com/onepieceyaoi100/547621.html)" and its follow-up "No Regrets (http://community.livejournal.com/onepieceyaoi100/548364.html)", yes? No?

Although it was an orange shirt that the squirrels got in those, and Zoro that got distracted by the red one... (Unless, of course, you're talking about THE red-shirt fics, but I don't think there's any peanut butter in those.)

Date: 2007-05-04 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverladys9sf.livejournal.com
This topic is awesome. Ahh, Zoro, so put-upon...

Date: 2007-05-09 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muning.livejournal.com
It would have saved him the traumatic ordeal of having to chase down a flailing carpenter with a blonde~moron attached to his face.

*high-pitched squee-ing* XD that was fun~ (sanji's a blonde tantacle-thing too~ xDD)

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