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[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

Title: Secret Agent Man
Word Count: 167 (give or take my word count stopped working)
Pairing: Ussop ~> Tentacles/Sanji
Rating: PG (?)
Warning: I can almost promise a loss of brain mass upon reading this fic
Summary: Got the Idea from watching the Chopperman special, and a Sanji AMV
Topic: Tentacles

 

The glaring red numerals of the digital clock were making quick work to diminish their value. And now there were only twenty-seven minutes left until the free world fell into the diabolical hands of the incarnation of evil, Dr. Usodabada.

Normally the mission would have gone off without a hitch. But through a number of tactical errors, and several betrayals through gorgeous examples of the opposite sex, agent double-o-san found himself several feet off the ground. Suspended by a number of writhing, wriggling tentacles.

The blonde agent couldn’t help but gasp as one of the snake like tendrils squirmed beneath his shirt. Freeing buttons and exposing his chest to the cold air.

“I suppose you expect me to talk.” He snapped at the criminal mastermind, trying to hide his discomfort as a member of the wiggling mass snuck a member past his belt line.

Dr. Usodabada merely chuckled. “Hardly Mr. Prince,” he replied as the last of the man’s clothing fell away. “I expect you to orgasm.”

 

Comments

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

<<;

WIN!

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

~*throws confetti*~

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

GOD I LOVE THIS TOPIC! That is so funny that I just choked on my own bloody laughter and Dr. Usodabada is the best evil genius there ever darn was and all tentacle porn should have Secret Agent Man as the background music and I LOVE YOU! XD

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

I'm Loved ^^~<3

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

*Hands Paper Towels*

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

*backs away slowly*

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

*starts running*

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, baby! Love the names, by the way! "Double-O-San". Heh.

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

It was a Bizarre moment of creativity, everything just sort of fell into the appropriate slots.

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

'Current mood crazy' summarizes it perfectly ^___^ Wheee, that was a good break from my brain after a hard day!

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

I pleaze to aim ^^

[silverladys9sf.livejournal.com]

Dr. Usodabada FTW. Muahahaha. (thank god I didn't wake up my roomie. Laughed so hard I almost coughed up a lung.)

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

Icon Love ^^~<3

[silverladys9sf.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I've been admiring yours as well. :)

[admiralnaismith.livejournal.com]

D.. D.... DR. USODABADA! :D

This is an AU which needs more fanfics. More indeed.

[dried-frog-pill.livejournal.com]

“I expect you to orgasm.”
I JUST READ AN ARTICLE IN THE PAPER TODAY TALKING ABOUT THAT JAMES BOND MOVIE AND I DIED. AM DEAD. TYPING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

Win~! XD XD XD

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

*Pokes Dead Body*
...
*sighs*
Not again... To Aruba!

[muning.livejournal.com]

FANART! SOMEONE DO FREAKING FANART! *flails*

i do not mean to shout, merely CHEER for the awesomeness of using Chopperman-verse *_________* *gives you a pink cape*

[inferni-spei.livejournal.com]

*puts on cape* ^-^

[muning.livejournal.com]

i..i...i did it *__* i finally finished it! after years 2 weeks *__*
this is for you~~~ (http://community.livejournal.com/onepieceyaoi/690754.html?view=6184514) <3 _{you'll have to scroll down a bit tho ^^;}

[rock-dy.livejournal.com]

My God... my first tentical fic and I'm in love (that and I just spent the whole long weekend watching James Bond movies)
I think I'll try a stab at some fan art of this~