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onepieceyaoi100Title: When Dreams Become Nightmares
Rating: ....PG (shrugs)
Word Count: 299 without editing, 299 with. I so win.
Pairing: attempted Sanji/Nami (as attempted by Sanji himself, of course), and almost Zoro/Sanji...if only the word limit were higher...
Topic: Sex Pollen...a concept which completely flies over my head...and so I made something up.
"Basically, this flower contains sex pollen - it absorbs the scent of whomever may be holding it at the time and releases pollen several seconds after, and anyone who gets close enough to smell the blossom will be overcome with an urge to have sexual intercourse with the person who was touching the flower only moments before. That's why you have to be careful-"
"Wait!" Usopp interrupted Chopper's explanation of the pretty flower Luffy had salvaged from their latest island adventure. "You're saying anyone who sticks his nose in that thing and takes a whiff becomes horny??"
The doctor nodded. "I'm sure the effect wears off over time, but we don't know how long that may take..."
Sanji was quick to pounce on the opportunity, snatching the flower from the table and dancing over to Nami.
"Nami-swaaan! Please smell this beautiful blossom I picked for-"
A fist in the face put a quick end to that idea and sent the blond flying back in a flurry of hearts until he hit the wall.
"What the-?!"
Everyone froze with varying looks of terror etched on their faces.
Confused, Sanji turned his head to see that the wall he had run into was in fact a human body.
A human body with three swords attached at the hip.
Horror slowly dawned on Sanji as he tilted his head back to look at where his hand was raised.
"...Smells good. What is it?" Zoro asked from behind the flower that had been unceremoniously shoved in his face the moment he stepped into the galley to see what was going on.
Ten seconds later, a splash was heard as the cook jumped ship in an effort of self preservation.
Twelve seconds later, a second splash was hear as the swordsman chased after him.
Rating: ....PG (shrugs)
Word Count: 299 without editing, 299 with. I so win.
Pairing: attempted Sanji/Nami (as attempted by Sanji himself, of course), and almost Zoro/Sanji...if only the word limit were higher...
Topic: Sex Pollen...a concept which completely flies over my head...and so I made something up.
"Basically, this flower contains sex pollen - it absorbs the scent of whomever may be holding it at the time and releases pollen several seconds after, and anyone who gets close enough to smell the blossom will be overcome with an urge to have sexual intercourse with the person who was touching the flower only moments before. That's why you have to be careful-"
"Wait!" Usopp interrupted Chopper's explanation of the pretty flower Luffy had salvaged from their latest island adventure. "You're saying anyone who sticks his nose in that thing and takes a whiff becomes horny??"
The doctor nodded. "I'm sure the effect wears off over time, but we don't know how long that may take..."
Sanji was quick to pounce on the opportunity, snatching the flower from the table and dancing over to Nami.
"Nami-swaaan! Please smell this beautiful blossom I picked for-"
A fist in the face put a quick end to that idea and sent the blond flying back in a flurry of hearts until he hit the wall.
"What the-?!"
Everyone froze with varying looks of terror etched on their faces.
Confused, Sanji turned his head to see that the wall he had run into was in fact a human body.
A human body with three swords attached at the hip.
Horror slowly dawned on Sanji as he tilted his head back to look at where his hand was raised.
"...Smells good. What is it?" Zoro asked from behind the flower that had been unceremoniously shoved in his face the moment he stepped into the galley to see what was going on.
Ten seconds later, a splash was heard as the cook jumped ship in an effort of self preservation.
Twelve seconds later, a second splash was hear as the swordsman chased after him.
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Date: 2007-06-09 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-09 06:31 am (UTC)Yeah, I'm kinda clueless as to what "sex pollen" is, too...?
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Date: 2007-06-09 06:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-09 07:23 am (UTC)Oh-so delightfully entertaining. ♥ SWIM SANJI, SWIM. xD;
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Date: 2007-06-10 08:42 am (UTC):)
Date: 2007-06-09 09:56 am (UTC)Re: :)
Date: 2007-06-10 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-09 02:00 pm (UTC)This was priceless. XD
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Date: 2007-06-10 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-09 02:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-10 08:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-09 06:42 pm (UTC)Ten seconds later, a splash was heard as the cook jumped ship in an effort of self perseverance.
You mean "self preservation", ne?
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Date: 2007-06-10 08:47 am (UTC)(goes to look up the word perseverance)
eh...it sort of fits, if one were to argue that Sanji were running in an effort to remain straight...but I like yours better. (goes to change it)
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Date: 2007-06-09 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-10 08:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-11 05:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-09 09:36 pm (UTC)*is ded from laughing*
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Date: 2007-06-10 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-11 05:53 pm (UTC)Yes, I definitely can see something like this happening in the manga.
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Date: 2007-06-11 09:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-11 10:02 pm (UTC)