I have a thousand things to do on my list, including sleep, so what do I do? I write a drabble *headdesk* The blandness of the title is born of exhaustion, gomen.
Title: Bad Guys
Rating: G
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Well, veeeeery distant mention of ZoSan if you believe their constant fighting and sniping is UST (which it obviously is).
Topic: Villains
The tomato aimed at his face was pretty conclusive evidence of the islander's feelings towards the Marines. Smoker turned his head to let the vegetable whiz by; it continued along its trajectory and missed Tashigi's glasses by an inch.
The crowd flinched and returned Smoker's look with silent fear and hostility- except for a small child near the front who shouted "Leave Strawhat-neechan alone, you meanie!" before his mother snatched him away.
"Sir-"
"I know."
The Straw Hats, notorious pirates with an astronomical collective bounty, had arrived in this town a week beforehand. They'd terrorized nothing more than a restaurant and destroyed nothing more expensive than a table (the cook and the swordsman had brawled, according to reports). Oh, and they'd taken the time to kick out the military commander the World Government had assigned to this island, who'd been tyrannizing the population and bleeding it dry with unfair and illegal taxes.
It didn't matter.
It didn't matter that the pirates had done something right by happenstance. It didn't matter that Smoker would have done the same thing if he'd reached the island first -or at least he'd have arrested the bastard in command here, and sent him back to Mariejoie where his politician cronies would have undoubtedly weaseled him out of the charges. But that didn't matter either. It certainly didn't seem to matter to the crowd.
"Sir, when did we become the bad guys?" Tashigi asked plaintively.
"Come on. The pirates have already left. If we sail now, we can still catch them." The world might have turned on its head, but the path ahead was still straight. Smoker knew right from wrong. He knew who the bad guys were. Nothing else mattered.
Another vegetable flew at them as they left. Smoker didn't begrudge them the gesture.
Title: Bad Guys
Rating: G
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Well, veeeeery distant mention of ZoSan if you believe their constant fighting and sniping is UST (which it obviously is).
Topic: Villains
The tomato aimed at his face was pretty conclusive evidence of the islander's feelings towards the Marines. Smoker turned his head to let the vegetable whiz by; it continued along its trajectory and missed Tashigi's glasses by an inch.
The crowd flinched and returned Smoker's look with silent fear and hostility- except for a small child near the front who shouted "Leave Strawhat-neechan alone, you meanie!" before his mother snatched him away.
"Sir-"
"I know."
The Straw Hats, notorious pirates with an astronomical collective bounty, had arrived in this town a week beforehand. They'd terrorized nothing more than a restaurant and destroyed nothing more expensive than a table (the cook and the swordsman had brawled, according to reports). Oh, and they'd taken the time to kick out the military commander the World Government had assigned to this island, who'd been tyrannizing the population and bleeding it dry with unfair and illegal taxes.
It didn't matter.
It didn't matter that the pirates had done something right by happenstance. It didn't matter that Smoker would have done the same thing if he'd reached the island first -or at least he'd have arrested the bastard in command here, and sent him back to Mariejoie where his politician cronies would have undoubtedly weaseled him out of the charges. But that didn't matter either. It certainly didn't seem to matter to the crowd.
"Sir, when did we become the bad guys?" Tashigi asked plaintively.
"Come on. The pirates have already left. If we sail now, we can still catch them." The world might have turned on its head, but the path ahead was still straight. Smoker knew right from wrong. He knew who the bad guys were. Nothing else mattered.
Another vegetable flew at them as they left. Smoker didn't begrudge them the gesture.
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